this will make it all better

so there was a lot of HATE for the scary, anemic edward, gothic-much bella photo on the ew cover--i have to say, i was NOT in love with it at all, either. i think that somebody dropped the ball, BIG TIME. and has now been demoted to mailroom/errand boy and lunch picker-upper.


but i have something that will make up for it. something that will do you heart good, and restore your faith in humanity:













now, if magnum and his super-short op's don't do it for you, i actually saw THIS edward bella porn for women and think that you might likey just a bit better....



{as usual, thanks
more cowbell!}

22 comments:

Jennie Minor said...

LOL! It did it for me! Hope I get this as a bday cake next year....YUMMY!
I was talking to my friend last night about the new Edward. He isn't doing it for me, and I am a little nervous for the movie.

Tori :) said...

Magnum is just awesome. Ooh, and a hairy chest cake is more than I could have ever wished for on my birthday!

Cole said...

I have always wanted a hairy chest on my birthday cake, where did that get done? Do you think Albertson's can re-create that one for me?

Physcokity said...

LOVE the Magnum cake.

Here via EWBL

Adam and Kristina said...

Twilight makes me want to hurt something. Good thing I'm already thinking about punching teenagers in the face! The cake does make it all better.

devri said...

I am the only one in this bloggerville who isn't all up and over with twi-whateva- thanks for the 'on the downside', that is funny.

tammy said...

Is that chest hair edible?

rachel said...

that cake just made me throw up in my mouth a little....then the movie clip made it all better :)

Trina said...

Ugh, EW that cover was awful.
Sadly, I think I will be dreaming of creamy chest hair tonight (SICK!)
Also, thank you for posting that clip, I have been trying to find it!

Holly H. said...

We all just need to block the EW pics out of our heads. The movie will be good... it just has to.

Kristen said...

Can't wait for the movie! It comes out on my birthday, so I'm definitely planning a big girl's night out!

Omgirl said...

Hold on, let me RE-mute my speakers so I can think while I write. There. Now where was I? Oh yeah. That trailer was awesome! Unbelievably, I have not read the books. But seeing several trailers has made me decide I will read them before the movie comes out. I'll give in on this one.
p.s. I totally heart Magnum.

Lesley said...

For the love! My mom used to have a Magnum P.I. poster in her bedroom. He was playing volleyball. This cake is for her!

Erica said...

Ewww. That's awesome!

Melissa said...

That Edward is UGLY...ugh!

Kami said...

Mmmm...I want a piece with chest hair, I mean brown frosting. That is the best cake ever.

Tiburon said...

Best cake ever!!!!!

Thanks Mindi that totally made up for EW. Although the pics inside did make it better too :)

Josh, Lindsie, and Ava said...

I just can't seem to get enough!

Ida said...

Yeah that cover makes him look like he is the International Male representative for vampires.

No Cool Story said...

I'll take a piece of mustachey, thanks.

Kinda made it better. Kinda.

No, actually not.
Waaaaaa.

carly k. said...

Have we ever talked about my secret obsession with Tom Selleck? I freakin love that man and that mustache!! You don't understand... I really, really love Magnum!!

I am sending this picture to Erin (the cake gal at 25 Main) and insisting that she makes it for me for my next birthday!!!

hoLLy said...

that is the best cake ever created. i would totally call dibs on those hairy sprinkles.