wanted: roomate who can live with hair in the shower drain...


okay, i saw this ad on craig's list and it totally slayed me--i thought it was a joke, but then found out it was the REAL DEAL: this ad is for a $385-per-month room in a Brooklyn apartment. you'll share the apartment with two other people, and the room with a gorilla. LEGIT: "BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE... AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE."


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anyone looking for a change of scenery and a new, adventuresome roomie??

14 comments:

Christie said...

All I have to say is WTF? Where do you find this stuff?

Jori said...

As long as it's fairly docile. I'm fine.

Lesley said...

How do they solve the "appetite" problem?

Tanja said...

Funny, funny stuff!

Adam and Kristina said...

Considering the price of rent in NYC, I'm sure they will have many interested people. Oh, except it's not even in Manhanttan! It's Brooklyn. Hmmm, still might be worth it.

devri said...

Not too bad, I live with one.. :)

Vanessa said...

Maybe it's just a really old guy with a hairy back. But hey, the sexual appetite may be the selling point!

Tiffany said...

People are CRAZY!!!!

Omgirl said...

So does that mean you have to sleep with a chastity belt on or what?

tammy said...

One question....who is having sex with the gorilla??

No Cool Story said...

A dedicated blogger would so get that place.
Imagine the blog gold you could get!

No Cool Story said...

The gorilla and I.
Gorilla & the city.
3 men and a gorilla.
Beware: Intensive sexual appetite.

The possibilites are endless really.

MiaKatia said...

What in the world?!?! Who keeps a 700lb gorilla... with an intense sexual appetite?

Amy said...

What? I just needed someone to help pay the rent....