I NO LIKEY

things mindi doesn't like:




the concept of this just plain frightens me. has anyone ever used this and lived to tell?




i can't even start, so i won't.



girl pants on boys: just wrong on so many, many different levels.



not even if you put a gun to my head:
Circus Circus Buffet
2880 Las Vegas Blvd. S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Tel. 702/734-0410Here's a tradeoff: It's just about the cheapest buffet on the Strip but also what some consider the worst buffet food in the history of the known universe. Here you'll find 50 items of typical cafeteria fare, and none of them is all that good. If food is strictly fuel for you, you can't go wrong here. Otherwise, we STRONGLY suggest that you find another buffet.



oh, so classy and refined--perfect for the coffee table next to your clear vinyl-slip-covered couch:


spandex+leggings= nonononononononononononoooooooo

just frickin' PULL THEM UP
makes me wanna yank them down, actually. it would take so very little effort on my part.


sorry, some of you will get your feelers hurt. but i gotta be honest: JUST. SAY. NO.


i once had a dream that my bedroom was filled with these hanging on my walls. still in therapy.



the TRIFECTA of sexy: mullet, karaoke, and a ciggie. beautiful.

37 comments:

b. said...

My FAVORITE picture is the first one! She's so cute!

I've had those boingy shoes...they suck.
I've had the circus buffet....oh, barf.
The window vinyl family-eyeroll.

Mikki said...

I am so totally with you on the buffet dis. They have to have the worst buffet out here in Vegas. The Sahara's isn't too great either, at least not as of a few years ago.
ANd to think, I got married at Circus Circus! all I can say is never say "never"!

Pedaling said...

thank goodness i have not experienced or owned any of these....except the dream catcher, my 9 year old does have one of those....that's it! i'm with you on all the rest!

R-Eight said...

your "no likey" lists always make me laugh.

Tori :) said...

The family across the window... yeah, we joke we wouldn't have enough room for everyone.

Tanja said...

Me-(definately) no likey either!

Vanessa said...

I KNEW we were soul mates. I have so much disdain for those lame bumper stickers. In fact, I put it on my "things that bug me" post. One of my friends that does have one on her car isn't really talking to me anymore since stating my honesty.

Holly O. said...

Kevin's family are flowbee users. Seriously. I have NO idea why!

boxerlover said...

I no likey either. I especially no likey the bumper stickers.

Holly H. said...

I am so with you on so many levels... especially the stupid family car stickers. It drives me crazy. People in Utah especially always want to portray their family as "perfect". So LAME!

Krista said...

I'm with you on the family stickers for the car. My husband has been known to have a couple pair of girl jeans...we swapped. I gotta say, his butt is what first got my attention...and it looks good in tight jeans.

Collette said...

i have wanted to do a post on those family stickers- but you beat me to it, can't stand them. Nothing says "WE ARE MORMONS" louder than that!

tammy said...

I'm with you all the way sista!

Those family stickers? I have a neighbor that has the mom, dad, sister, and dog on one side of the window, and the the little brother clear over on the other side. So he's been exiled from the family? A run-away? Lives with the ex so we can't include him?

tara said...

I knew a dude is highschool that used the floobie. He was a loser.

Tiffany said...

Not surprisingly, I'm with you on EVERY SINGLE ONE! Especially the girl pants on boys. I can't get past that one!

Jori said...

Crap! I will have to take down the family picture of us in a champagne glass when you come for visits.;)

hollylynn said...

mindi. loved meeting you in real life yesterday. also...those family stickers really make me want to curl up and die...but not in a good way. one time when i lived in salt lake i was driving around and i saw one with two moms. i thought, "wow. now there's a whole new way to shove your sexuality down my throat."

Misty said...

All the others are oh so obvious and terrible, but the family vinyls on the car - I am SOOOO with you and proud that you came out and said it! Speaking of Vegas eats, what are some of your favorites, since you are an expert!

Amy said...

Okay so Caylor's mom totally has and uses the flowbee... yes it is true! Anything with "As Seen On TV" is bound to be found in their house. So you don't like the Brandy sniffer with your engagement photo on it I gave you for your wedding? YOu crack me up!

Amy said...

p.s. Checkout Mike's version of the family stickers... The Ass Family... each one has a different name under it... like Dumb, smart, wise, lame, etc... funny stuff!

Adam and Kristina said...

I work with at-risk youth, and we had a young man who liked to wear the girl jeans. This was before we realized it was the "It" thing to do, and we thought that maybe they had no money and were making him wear his sister's jeans. I felt really stupid after calling his PO.

Oh, and have you seen Lohan's new line of leggings? She has some with knee pads, that the Go Fugyourself girls like to call the "Monica" leggings.

Stephanie M said...

I hadn't heard from you in so long I was worried I had truly offended. The first time I saw a champagne glass photo - I cracked up. The goofiest thing I had ever seen, and just so sad Mike and I hadn't known about it in time for our engagement pic. Very nice post!

rachel said...

Dang...I thought those family stickers were the official bumper stickers of utah....I thought I wasn't "in" yet because I don't have 'em. phew, guess I can scratch getting some of those of my to do list!

Kami said...

Waaaa...I have the vinyl stickers on my car of you and I holding hands. And I got one for your car too, dang it!! ;)

Erica said...

Sorry dude....I love dream catchers.

Swanny Sosee made me a necklace one in high school & I still have it.

I hate those lame car stickers though. They are truly the lamest thing ever. If you have them, please take them off.

Ginnie said...

so, like, I guess I should probably cut my mullet, peel off my hot spandex pants and take down my happy little family stickers. ;p

The Patrona said...

My Inlaws=Flowbee. Patron, Patrona, and Def Leppards "Pour Some Sugar On Me"=Pleather Spandex.

devri said...

That is not nice, how did you get my photograph in that first one.

I too hate those family stickers, have you seen the ones with the mullets, now that is pretty funny, but I still hate them none the less.

Trina said...

F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
Love this post.

b. said...

A friend of mine posted a picture of a sticker family labeled the Sh!t family....dumb, hot, li'l, and tough.
Nice.

Ida said...

Family stickers are so out. O.U.T.

The mullet man oh yes how I wish for a mullet man to serenade me like that. OH sexy!

Christie said...

I'm totally with you on the stick people stickers on cars. So stupid.

I kinda like the mullet guy though.

No Cool Story said...

True dat.
The girl pants on boys are sickening. Eww.

Mullets. Gross.

MiaKatia said...

Ewwwww guys in girl pants. My across the street neighbors had a flowbee and loved it. Creeped me out!

Omgirl said...

Wearing your pants slightly below the waist band of your boxers I can take. Wearing them so low that your entire butt is outside the realm of your pants? Not so much. Just what is the point of that? Also, HOW do they keep them up???

carly k. said...

I really, really, really, really, REALLY also HATE the "family stickers" on people's cars. Who does that? And who sees it on someone else's car and think, "Hhhmmm...cute! I'll take one?" Get a clue!

Tiburon said...

I am with you on every single one.

Every.single.one.