but it's not because of my two darling girls in the front, eagerly anticipating a sparkler. oh, noooooooo--it's because of the three dads you can see behind them, huddled together around the open flame, giddy at the anticipation of BLOWING THINGS UP. some things never change, huh? i know that right now all you ladies are nodding your heads, saying, "yes."
so, paying tribute to all you dads who will be unleashing your inner pyromaniac this friday, i give you rhett and link's "FREELANCE FIREWORKS HALL OF FAME"