oscar fashion

in my (not so humble) opinion--


THE GOOD:



kate winslet--it's oh so lovely to see a woman who's not bone thin and looks TO DIE FOR.

anne hathaway--looks like a movie star should.


slumdog millionaire star freida pinto--beautiful.


with co-star dev patel


benjamin button nominee taraji p. henson--love her hair. shows that short can be sexy.


zac efron--YUMMY (do i hear the opening bars of simon and garfunkle's "mrs. robinson" in the background? why, yes, i do.)




THE BAD:


miley cyrus--what the? you look like an albino artichoke. yikes. plus, aren't you only like eleven (okay, 16) years old? three words: AGE. APPROPRIATE. DRESS.


beyonce--did she shop off the set of "dynasty"? i think joan collins wants her dress back.


lisa rinna--might have been ridden hard & then put away wet.
i can almost hear the sound of a bud light can being opened--



THE UGLY:


tilda swinton--so androgynous. going for the 'shemale' look? fyi: IT'S WORKING.


melissa leo--who ARE you? and WHY are you wearing a dress from my junior prom?


robert pattinson--for real? i was hoping you would take a shower.
guess not.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Lisa Rinna gets any more plastic surgery/botox she WIll be wrapped in a cellophane box and be sold as a barbie! Coming from a hair stylist, what the HELL is that hair??!!

Kristina P. said...

I actually LOVE Miley's dress. One of my favorite of the night.

However, not on her. Why is she dressing like she's 40?

Misty said...

My Barbie had a dress just like Beyonce's...

Mikki said...

Ok, you left Hugh Jackman out of the good category. Maybe because he deserves the yummy category? I drooled through the whole show.

Shawn said...

I agree!!! And that Robert Pattinson is wicked scary ugly---sorry---don't think that he is attractive.

But what about our Kate Winslet?
Classic dress and hair---so amazing.

carly k. said...

Yes, Yes and yes! But where is Ms. Winslet on your list? She looked stunning!

Oh, and I cringed when I saw Miley. Seriously? Girlfriend needs help getting dressed.

devri said...

I didn't see it, but from the looks of it, I would have puked when miley came out!

tiburon said...

I thought RPatz looked good!

Vanessa said...

Why was Miley even there?

YUMMY ZAC :)

Judi said...

Lisa looks like a young Joan Collins don't ya think?

Ida said...

Liking your Likes although I thought Miley's was daring. Like in a chandelier sort of way.

Anonymous said...

You nailed it, and I am not a fan of albino artichokes either!

Chanda said...

I agree. Lisa Rinna: LOL! Beyonce: I think Rosie O'Donnell wants her hips back to. What's going on with that?

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Anonymous said...

FINALLY!! Someone else who doesn't think Robert Pattinson is the hottest thing ever. Could he have been any more creepy while presenting?

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL I think your commentary is better than the fashion shows on E....but I still think Miley's dress was pretty...she looked like a princess!

Amy said...

Didn't you used to write up the fashion show cards for the Evelyn's spring gala? Oh yeah... it was Nicole that worked there. After reading this post ( and your International Male posts) I can tell you had Don D. Basil's Fashion merch. class and know all the ins and outs of fashion. YOu crack me up..move over Joan and Melissa!

*KaTiE cLoVeR* said...

OH! THANK YOU TIB! YOUR A LIFE SAVER!!! i loooovveed rob patts. i thought he looked soooo yummy! (:

Christie said...

Pretty spot-on, except Zac Effron. It looks like he's wearing a toddler tie, and his hair is horrible.

Christie said...

Pretty spot-on, except Zac Effron. It looks like he's wearing a toddler tie, and his hair is horrible.

Renee said...

Agree, agree, agree, oh no! You're kidding about the Zac Effron thing right?

Angie said...

OMG! YOu are all over it! My only dispute is that I did like Miley's dress. You got a hearty laugh though about the albino artichoke!! Just where do you get this stuff?

Lisa Rinna!!! What the hell with the flippin lips? I just couldn't get over them. Does she seriously think they look good? Personally I think her lips look like they have hemroids!!

hoLLy said...

albino artichoke-LOL. you always make me laugh woman.

Omgirl said...

Good observations. I loved Taraji's. GORgeous. The others you mentioned were good too. Although I did find frieda pinto's dress a big odd. And ill-fitting. What was Tilda Swinton thinking??? And Beyonce? Yikes. But worst was that copper dress with the big V in front. Are you TRYING to make yourself look fat???

Holly O. said...

Edward looked very Edward that night, don't you think? Robert needs to look a little more Robert when he isn't Edward. Ooh, I think I should make this comment a little more confusing.