don't short-change yourself, ladies


i was so entertained when i read that sweedish countess marie douglas-david needs $53K per week just to survive.


it seems that marie here is divorcing her husband, former united technologies corporation ceo george david and needs more money than the $43 million he gave her in the post-nupital settlement.





that paltry sum just won't cover her WEEKLY expenses, which include:





thank GOODNESS i am not the only one paying over $6000.00 a month for horse care!

i guess it's time for marie to get a job, because here's how it's going down:





i'm guessing all she has to do is learn how to wear a headset and ask, "do you want fries with that?"

7 comments:

Shawn said...

Love this!! It really makes our lives seem so...ah....normal, huh?

Trina said...

As my kids would say, "Ridonkulous!"

R-Eight said...

WOW! How would it be?

Tanja said...

Seriously, who is she buying gifts for at $1000 a week?

MiaKatia said...

I want to be the one she is buying gifts for at $1000 a week. I can not even fathom 43mill not being "enough". Such different worlds!

tiburon said...

She's rollin VIP!

Omgirl said...

Dude, I have the wrong friends! I need to hook up with Marie more often.