confession booth: CUATRO



so.....love it or hate it, it's time for the quarterly confession booth--hands down, the confession booth has been my most-requested posting.

it was all sorts of craziness when i opened the first booth back in june. even more mayhem ensued when the second booth went down in october, and don't even get me STARTED on booth number three !

many people have strong opinions about the confession booth--that's what makes it interesting. if you love a little scandal and some not-so-light reading, you will be back again & again.if you frown on it and pass judgement, please come back this friday. let's still be friends~


so.....without further ado.........

today i am turning off my statcounter and opening up confession booth QUATRO. feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in yours or your neighbor's closets, your pet peeves, whatever. you can do it as "anonymous", or make up a name, whatever floats your boat.

but here's how it's going down:

1. i'm using comment moderation. try to not get your freak on too much-- if it's too insane for even a jaded chick like me, it won't make the cut. but give it your best shot! I VALIDATE YOU.

2. i would like to stress that i am NOT your bishop/priest/parole officer/last rights, so if you murdered someone and/or hacked them up and stuffed them in the drywall?? go to another blog. please. NOW.

don't make me cry.

3. feel free to confess without me knowing who you are or where you're from--everything will be turned off until the booth is closed.

4. i reserve the right to post or not post your confession. please try to refrain from standing on soapboxes and criticizing other confessions and/or confessors--let's all just play nice and get along.

and to quote tori, the genius creator of confession booth, "if you are a psycho who wears scary masks, please don't tell me. thanks."


we will be taking confession until midnight, thursday the 30th.

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Anonymous said...

I secretly think Pres Obama isn't doing the best job he could be. But I voted for him, so I feel I have to defend him.

But having said that, I feel like some people complain about him, just because they feel like they are supposed to. I don't think they even know what they are talking about.

Anonymous said...

Forgive me, father, I mean word to your mother, for I have sinned.
It's been 5 days since I've been to the gym and my a** is now two sizes too big. My man flaps are becoming just fat flaps. The double chin that I said adios to a year ago is beginning to resurface and I still can't get my head out of the doritos bag.

With this final step in my repentance process, I think I can move foward, forgive myself, and pay penance to the trainer bright and early tomorrow morning. And since the doritos bag is now empty, there will be no further temptation .

I'll also say a few Hail Purdy's to ensure my complete repentance.

Thanks for listening.

A fat Cat

Anonymous said...

Our family has recently been given the opportunity to move out of state. Our families desperately want to keep us in state so they can be close to us and our kids. I almost want to leave just so I don't have to deal with the stress of family, feel obligated to go to Aunt Matilda's 70th birthday bash, or to my sister's 5th wedding....

Plus, the one who lives furthest away is always the favorite, right?

Anonymous said...

I hate blogging. I started it as a release, and now it's become a total burden. I feel like anything I talk about with my kids is bragging, if I talk about how much I love my hubby I'm gushing, and if I talk about anything political I'll offend someone. What happened to taking things with a grain of salt?

Anonymous said...

I am doing HCG. I haven't told anyone but my blogging friends because I know my real life friends will judge me.

Anonymous said...

In 1991, I had a 1 year old and had found myself pregnant again. Had a baby girl November 1991 and gave her up for adoption. It was what I had to do for her and the child I already had at home. Initially, I was all about being "found" when she turned 18, as I've spent the last 17 years wondering about her, hoping and praying her life has turned out well. Now that I'm 7 months away from her turning 18 years old (my how that time has flown)- I may have decided I no longer want to be found. Purely selfish reasons- my parents never knew I had another baby, had no idea. No one in my family knows except my 19 year old daughter. I can't imagine her showing up and wanting something from me I can't give her. I WON'T tell my mother. I WON'T tell my dad or my brothers. I just won't. I feel like an uncaring bitch because I feel this way.

Anonymous said...

I am on the HCG diet as well. But I fear it has given me a temporary eating disorder!

I've lost 20 pounds but am fearful to put food in my mouth and gain all my weight back.

Anonymous said...

I used to have a friend who I loved doing things with. Now she is considered the FUNSUCKER in the group.

She can't figure out why things have changed. And I don't want to be the one to tell her that her negativity about every situation is doing it for her.

Anonymous said...

Fellow HCG-er. I feel the same way.

Anonymous said...

I cheated on my husband. We have kids. He knows. My husband was really hurt but I think we are going to make it.

I still can't beleive I can say the words "I cheated on my husband". It sucks. Sometimes I really hate myself.

The other guy can't get over me. I'm so over him. He still looks at me that way. I feel really bad for him. Not in a "I'm going back there" way but more of a "Wow, that's really sad for you" way. He's married too, with a kid. I don't know if they will make it.

Anonymous said...

I sent a inappropriate picture to my husband on his cell phone and told him to delete it...... he did.... I forgot too delete it off my phone...and my 9 year old saw! Luckily the picture didn't show my face!

Anonymous said...

I confess that I parked next to a really nice, new Land Rover in the parking lot at Target up north and my child opened her door and banged it right into the Land Rover!

I felt bad and left a little note on the windshield but was secretly glad that it was windy and would probably blow off.

Anonymous said...

To the lady who sent her husband the inappropriate picture: my hubby and I got crazy one night (It's been 23 years of marriage! You have to spice it up!) and took some "photos". My husband then deleted them all. SO WE THOUGHT.
My 17 year old daughter was flipping through the pics and came across one of them! I wanted to die.
Thank goodness it was one of the more mild ones! It was the worst.

Anonymous said...

I wish that I could like my in-laws. All they do is annoy the hell out of me. I got a text message from my sister-in-law the other day asking me what I was doing for my husband's birthday at the end of next month. She then asked me if I could plan something on that Friday or Sunday, because they already have plans for Saturday, but don't want to miss whatever we may plan. Really?! You are that conceited to ask us to work around your plans?! I also can't stand it when we are expected to attend family functions at the drop of a hat. I'm sorry, two days notice is just not going to cut it.
Also, I think my brother-in-law's photography business is a joke. He has to be one of the worst photographers I have ever seen. I. Can't. Stand the family pictures he took of us at Christmas. Absolutely horrendous!

Anonymous said...

I had a very early stage miscarriage in February, and am secretly SOOOO relieved that the pregnancy didn't take. I'm not ready to have a baby while living in the same house that my husband shared with his first wife.

Also, I can't stand it when people tell me how I should feel-- especially about the house and baby situation. Because, you know exactly what's going on in my life, right?! You self-righteous know-it all. Keep your stupid opinions and assumptions to your own damn self.

Anonymous said...

I hate being fat.

Anonymous said...

I'm in a secret blog with some pretty popular and well known bloggers. And I really just want to brag about it.

Anonymous said...

Anon - 9:33

I really struggle with my in-laws too, and am starting to have no patience with them whatsoever. Especially when they override my decisions regarding my kids.

Anonymous said...

Stay-at-home moms who think less of working moms bug the crap out of me. We working moms are not giving our children LESS of a childhood or depriving them of love just because we work. Besides, some of us are not so lucky to have a husband who makes so much money that we can live in luxury without contributing an income.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the blogs that are just full of fluff. The "look at me I'm so cool" blogs.

Anonymous said...

And what about the stay at home mom's who knowingly/unknowingly exclude all of the working mom's by scheduling things during the day? You suck! Don't you think it's hard enough to wake up at 4:30am and drop our kids off at someone's house/dycare and leave them to be enjoyed by another person all day? And then you add the insult of excluding working moms from all of your little activities. How rude!

I might love sitting down and talking about a good book with someone, I do have time to read. Or maybe I would love to help celebrate a birthday of two. Hey maybe I would even enjoy getting to watch my kids play with yours for an hour or so. Too bad for you, you're missing out on me!

Anonymous said...

I love that my MIL's ass is starting to sag. She's so skinny and has never had to worry about her weight, and always makes little comments about mine that it really bugs me. So when I saw her butt hanging out of her swimsuit, I was giddy.

Anonymous said...

I hate my in-laws too. They are a bunch of whiners. I have used every excuse in the book to get out of doing things with them. It is sad but it keeps me sane.

Anonymous said...

It really bugs me when people that have a temple marriage automatically think they have it made, and then don't live worthy of it. They don't accept church callings, or keep their covenants and still think they'll be sealed to their husbands/kids forever. And then they look at me (I don't have a temple marriage yet) and think they're better than me.

tammy said...

1st anonymous - you don't have to defend him just because you voted for him. If he's doing things you don't approve of, you have a responsibility and right to object too. If we don't stand up for what we want and expect, who will?

Anonymous said...

It bugs me so bad that my hubby won't shower every day. I've hinted, suggested and told him no sex unless he showers. It just grosses me out.

Anonymous said...

I am the only working mom in my ward. It's lonely. None of the other women understand me. I love my job, I really do. I don't know that I could stay at home. Does that make me crazy?

Anonymous said...

These was this blogger that I used to love.

Until I met her.

I kind of wish we could just go back to being blog friends.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:05 - Not all SAHMs are trying to exclude you. They just may have more time during the day, and like to be home at night. I worked my ass off for 15 years getting my hubby where he is now, and in order for me to be able to stay home with the kids. So now I would much rather do things during the day, and be at home with my family at night. But having been a working mom, I know what you're saying.

Anonymous said...

Anon-10:26

Me too!!

Anonymous said...

I pretty much surf the internet most of my work day. (like i am doing now) and yet I am still considered the top person on my team.

imagine how great i'd be if i actually worked hard!!

Anonymous said...

It bugs me how many people think it's okay to be on welfare, just so they can stay home having babies.

Anonymous said...

I once gave my hubby a black eye when our jet ski flipped over while having sex on it at Lake Powell.

We weren't driving it at the time. We're not stupid.

Anonymous said...

I have been known to give hand/mouth jobs while driving down the highway. We love road trips.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to do anything today but sit here and read these confessions.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:57

Me too!!!! lucky boys!

Hayley said...

yay. i love reading confession booth!

Anonymous said...

I went to see an old boyfriend recently. We didn't do anything. But I realized that I miss him and still have feelings for him.

Anonymous said...

I love my brother in law and his girlfriend. But I hate them together. They bring out the WORSE in each other.

I also secretly hope that my brother in law gets fired or laid off so he can feel how it feels to lose your job. He's such an arrogant son of a B!!! He's constantly making snide remarks about how "everyone" abuses unemployment. His own brother (my husband) had to go on unemployment and it was the only thing that saved us from bankruptcy while he searched for a new job!

Not all on government assistance are lazy! Some are trying the best they can!

Anonymous said...

I like my son better than my daughter.

Anonymous said...

I have recently decided that one of my good friends is a psycho. She is super hard to be around. She prefers drama and I think she actually tries to create it. She gets mad at everyone else for things she does herself all the time. Worst of all, she is completely out of touch with how self-centered she is and thinks she is a fantastic friend. Amd I don't know how to break up.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I think I would be a better mom if I didn't have any more kids ... I only have one.

Anonymous said...

I still love you. I don't know why. I wish you felt the same about me. I still think we might be together some day. Until then, I'll just have to pretend to be just a friend.

Anonymous said...

Anons 10:57 and 11:08 - Yeah, it's good to have genitalia that's easily accessible to a passenger. I hope your guys appreciate it! My wife did that when we were dating, but not so much anymore. (False advertising!)

Jana said...

I AM A PSYCHO AND I WEAR SCARY MASKS!
Oops I wasn't supposed to tell you that. And I probably should have gone anonymous.

Ok so I just wanted to comment so I could sign up for these to be sent to my email... Confessions are so juicy, and I can't help myself.

I will think up a good anonymous confession later.

Anonymous said...

Spell check has made me an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Recently, my husband and I brought the handicam to bed. It has done wonders for our sex life.

Anonymous said...

My ex is married with a kid. I am married also. One night, my husband was working late and my ex called. When he found out I was home alone, he pressured me to let him come over. I let him come over and we sat in his car to talk.

He touched my boob and two seconds later, my husband came home. I freaked out and made the ex leave and acted like I had just come out to get something from my car.

My husband bought it. I have not talked to the ex since (although he's tried). I feel SO guilty.

Anonymous said...

Even though my husband and I are a little overweight, we have an AMAZING sex life. I am soooo happy with how he always spoils me. Lucky me!!! And I would never say this to anyone, so thanks for having the booth open!

Anonymous said...

Ever since high school I'm always surpised when the "popular" group of girls ask me to do stuff with them, because when I was in high school the "popular" girls NEVER even talked to me.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday after church an old lady I've never med before came up to me and said, "I was looking at you during Relief Society, and I think you are such a pretty girl." That made my day. I've never thought I was pretty, ever.

Anonymous said...

I haven't had sex with my husband for three months. Not that I haven't wanted to. HE hasn't wanted to. What is wrong with me? Or him?

Anonymous said...

i am so tired of people's "phototgraphy" businesses. i have too many friends and acquaintances who have been told they take a good picture and decided that is all it takes to start a business. how many times has someone said, "oh you take really crappy pictures?" no, people don't say that. they are just being nice! just because you bought an expensive camera does not mean you know how to use it and are qualified to take "artistic" pictures and charge you friends exorbitant amount of money for prints.
AND it's really not creative or original to name your photography business after your first and middle names. that's been done. let's think of something else.

Anonymous said...

I had a boob job even though we couldn't afford it! I don't regret it though and love the way I look.

Anonymous said...

i am SO tired of being friends with certain people. i have always gone out of my way to include people and make everyone feel welcome. unfortunately that has backfired and now i have to actually be friends with people who bore me to tears. i can't take it anymore!

Anonymous said...

I have been babysitting my friend's two boys, two days a week, for the last year. I've done the math....I've made less than $3.50 an hour, and have been feeding them my food, using my gas to take them to school and pick them up. I know that I have been "helping them out" and have been "a huge blessing" but I am done being taken advantage of. Three more weeks and I'm finished. For good!

Anonymous said...

a short list of things i would like to say to people
1. no, just because i stay home doesn't mean we are rich. not by a long shot.
2. just because i am a stay at home mom doesn't mean i want to watch your kids so that you can work. even if it is just for "5 short hours."
3. i really don't want to watch anybody's kids. i pretty much despise most children except my own perfect children.
4. i am tired of blogs that are just pictures of your kids smiling at the camera.
5. i am tired of having to read said blogs because the overly sensitive mother complains to me about not getting enough comments on her boring blog about her boring kids.

Anonymous said...

I AM NOT FAT BECAUSE I WORK OUT VERY VERY HARD. IT'S NOT MAGIC. IT'S JUST A PRIORITY FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND AT THE GYM. I DON'T CARE IF OTHER PEOPLE WORK OUT, WHY ARE THEY SO BOTHERED THAT I LIKE TO WORK OUT?

Anonymous said...

I am in debt up to my eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:07

I think that there is a 95 year-old stuck in his body, like my husband. I get shot down ALL THE TIME. He has headaches. Headaches! Can you believe that? Or he's tired. That's the other one I hear.

Can I show you the way to Lover's Package? I know it's not the same but it helps.

Anonymous said...

I think people who follow one political party without ever considering other candidates who may be more honest or more intelligent or more qualified, just because of the party affiliation, are stupid and it infuriates me.

Anonymous said...

I was always the black sheep in my extended family. Growing up we never had the money and things they did. I am also not a member of the church. One of my cousins even asked if my husband was home drunk one easter when he did not come for a 10 AM egg hunt. Now it makes me smile inside when they ask me how our business is going in this economy and I can honestly say great and know that they are hurting financially

Anonymous said...

I was diagnosed with genital herpes last Wednesday. My fiance does not have them. I absolutely have NOT been with anyone else since before him, over 5 years ago. I did read about some cases where they can be dormant and reappear. He trusts me and believes me, thank goodness. I am scared to death about how this will affect our sex life for the rest of our lives. I am too scared to google it.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:50.

What is Lover's package? I do take care of myself every now and again, but I really like the connection (even if it is only every three months).

Anonymous said...

I hate being a stay at home mom. Everybody asks me to babysit their kids, and I hate babysitting.

Anonymous said...

I'm babysitting my friends' kids right now. I can't stand them. They destroy my kids' room and toys, talk back, ask me why they have to clean up, they ask who called, when I'm talking on MY phone. They are brought over to my house when they are obviously sick, and now I'm sick. Thank you! Oh, and I'm the one who is being paid $3.50 an hour to watch them. It is sooooo worth it, right?

Vanessa said...

This is getting really good and juicy.

Anonymous said...

I am constantly driving/picking up my neighbor's child to school, so they can work. They never even thank me anymore. It's like it's expected now, just because I'm so nice and also their VT. I feel like making up excuses as to why I can't. But then I'm picking up my child anyways.

Anonymous said...

I wish my husband was a little more adventurous when it came to our sex life.

Anonymous said...

I hate it when my friends can't be happy for my success. It's not my fault my husband has a job, or that I'm skinnier than they are.

Anonymous said...

I just had sex with my neighbor.

He's married, I'm not.

Anonymous said...

My sister in law treats my mother like crap. She lets her kids run all over the place and never watches them. Even better her family was having dinner at my parents home and my Dad went to find his camera in his office closet. What he found was my sister in law snooping through the closet. She is a freak!

Anonymous said...

I have a hard time trusting my husband. I either fear he's having an affair (outside our marriage) because he messages back and forth ex-girlfriends on stupid facebook or I fear that he's got a thing for boys because he used to be a scout leader and hung out with the boys even when there weren't activties. Now he facebooks them, plays football with them, texts them, and stops to talk with them at the bus stop daily. His affection for me has diminished and I can't help but wonder....

Am I crazy?

Anonymous said...

I secretly love it when my hubby goes out of town.

Actually it's not a secret.

Anonymous said...

My spouse and I are into bondage and domination. There is nothing better than being tied up and whipped/spanked/flogged/paddled.

Hottest sex ever.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure I know who Anon. 11:57 is.

I am the oldest child in my family and yes, my parents decided to "spice up their sex life" and on a wild note, took some naughty pictures. I was looking through the camera, and I was pretty horrified. My parents found out about it, and they apologized, but sometimes i just take a glance at them and it makes me feel sick. Maybe it's just the thought of parents having sex. Yuck!

Anonymous said...

I have a little crush on my OB/GYN and always look forward to the appointments simply just to see him. Now that I've had my baby, I'm a little sad that I won't be able to see him as often! I bet he knows too...I'm probably not so good at hiding it!
Also, I am really annoyed w/facebook and everyone's stupid "status" remarks. Stop using it to brag about yourself and that you're "going to the Jazz game" or "going to eat at Tuscany tonight." Also, stop using it to whine about how sick you are or your "urinary tract infection." I get it, you think it's safe to use to brag and complain w/out looking like you're bragging/complaining---NO, you are still either bragging or whining and I'm sick and tired of reading it!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:29

If you're in Utah I'm ot sure what the equivalent is but Lover's is basically an adult novelty store. Trust me I love the real thing, toys just aren't the same but if you do make a purchase, lover's has a website, or if you go in, the thing to get is the "Pink Pocket Rocket" made by Doc Johnson although it also has another person's name attached to it just can't remember who......I just bought a new one, my first one died after five years. **love it**

And here's another hint. I love it alone or with my husband, either way is fun. Sometimes, even if he says he's not interested, if I bust it out in front of him he has a miraculous change in attitude. ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm in love with a girl!

Anonymous said...

Anon. 3:36-I heard my parents having sex all growing up. I never really knew what it was I that I was hearing.

After I got married and went to visit, I heard them one night and wanted to hurl. It never gets easier hearing that sound coming from your old folks bedroom.

Anonymous said...

Sorry false advertising guy!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I fantasize during sex about my sister's husband.

Anonymous said...

We tried for a year to get pregnant. We finally did and I miscarried :-( We haven't been able to get pregnant since and I just want to say I think it sucks! I annoys me to look at blogs and read about a persons pregnancy. When they are pregnant, that's all they talk about. And seriously, your pregnant bellies are not that cute. I know I'm just bitter. To all of you that are moms, be nice to your kids and don't take them for granted. It's not always a piece of cake to get pregnant!! You are so lucky to have them.

Anonymous said...

I am still the rabbit.

Koo Koo Kachoo.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand my sister. She is such a raving bitch. She treats her husband like garbage. She screams and yells at her kids all the time. She acts like she has this great life but I know the truth. And I have learned what not to do with my own kids by watching her.

Anonymous said...

I spend a good part of my day thinking of different ways to seduce my husband.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:28

I need more. Give me some ideas, I could use some guidance.

Cole said...

I killed all day refreshing and reading. I don't want to go home and I wont be able to contain my excitement to come back to work in the morning and read more!!! Good thing my boss is out of town!

Anonymous said...

I wish my best friend would leave her husband. He treats her like crap and I hate him for that.

Anonymous said...

To a "friend":
I cannot stand to hear about your stupid problems. It is your fault you are in that situation. Stop expecting everyone else for help and help yourself!!! Plus you suck at your side-business. I'm glad you have no clients.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand that several fat people that I know think that all thin people have an eating disorder.

We don't all have anorexia or bulemia. There is nothing wrong with eating properly and working out.

Have you ever considered that you are just a big, fat, disgusting, jealous slob?

Anonymous said...

I hate that skinny people judge fat people. Just because you're overweight, doesn't mean you're lazy or a slob. I have fertility problems that also cause me to be overweight. There is nothing I can do to fix it. So I get to NOT be pregnant, and be fat.

Anonymous said...

5:02 - ditto

The Coolest Allen Family said...

I love confession booth!! I wish I wasn't so scared to confess too.

Anonymous said...

I think only the most insecure bloggers try to have the most followers.

ang :o) said...

I'm addicted. Love reading this stuff!

Anonymous said...

My closest real life friends hardly ever leave comments on my blog since I've become more popular. What the hell is up with that?

Anonymous said...

Whew.

I feel so much better after leaving 70 comments today.

Thanks for this.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:14 - Amen!

Anon 5:34 - I can only assume that nobody follows your blog?

Anonymous said...

Amen 5:36. What is up with that?

I hate the lame ass pictures people put as their Facebook profile pics. You know, the ones they take of themselves where they try to be all seductive and sexy. I hate them.

Anonymous said...

Skinny people that make such awful comments about fat people have apparently never been fat. You don't know circumstances. So shut your size 2 mouth.

We can lose weight, but you'll still be skinny and ugly.

Anonymous said...

I don't get how so many people can be hooked on reality TV.

Anonymous said...

- i still wish i had been more popular in high school
- sometimes i wish that i wasn't a mom, and living the single life still
-the kids across the street drive me crazy, they mess up my house, are loud and mean, and generally need to be spanked!!
- i'm mad that my husband is graduating and doesn't have a job yet.
- i hate reading my friends blog that makes it seem like life is a piece of cake with 3 kids.
i could go on, but i'd be here all day!!

Anonymous said...

5:38 - I have 150+ subscibers.

I just meant that I don't like bloggers who go around reading blogs and leaving comments ONLY to try and up the number of people that are following them.

Anonymous said...

i don't dare tell my friends about confession booth..... they will think i am a bad person for reading this stuff.....

My husband and I laugh our butts off about some of this stuff... then go make mad passionate love... heeehheee

Anonymous said...

I watch THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF O/C Atlanta.. NYC and love the new one

Am I a bad person????

Anonymous said...

5:45 - I love you. Are you single?

Anonymous said...

Why yes I am 6:10. Wanna hook up?

Anonymous said...

I wanted to know what all the fuss was about with the Kim Kardashian sex tape. So, I googled it and watched the whole thing. Now whenever I see her on tv, all I see is her and Ray-J getting it on, and on and on.

Anonymous said...

5:45/6:18 - Absolutely I do.

Mindi said...

this would make a really beautiful and touching blog post if i could bring two lonely souls together thru confession booth.

and take all the credit.

if you two want to email me at mindi.word@yahoo.com i could make a possible love connection.

and keep your secret.

Anonymous said...

I finally paid for that toilet paper that I accidentally forgot to pay for from Wal Mart.

Mindi said...

naughty anonymous commenter:

EEEEEEWWWWW GROSS.


DELETE.

you can do better than that.

Anonymous said...

Last night, I was trying to be sexy for my husband. But in my haste to get dressed while he was in the other room, I accidentally put my see-through lingerie top AND thong on inside out. When he pointed this out, we both laughed and laughed. It's amazing how I can't be sexy, even if I try.

Anonymous said...

I had a boob job mostly because my hubby wanted me to, then I found out he was having an affair and going to strip clubs.

tammy said...

I've been sitting on my butt reading all these comments all day. Why must you do this to me Mindi?

Anonymous said...

My husband cries when we fight. Most of the time when he cries, I want to slap him and tell him to man up!

I cannot stand my MIL AT ALL!!!! I wish she'd stop trying to give us marital advice. She's been divored 4 times. What does she know??

Mindi said...

going to the rick springfield concert (yes, i just typed that) so won't be back to publish comments until 11 pm.

leave some good ones!

Anonymous said...

I accidentally slept with my high school volleyball coach. It was over 15 years ago.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who really needs to get rid of her lazy-ass husband who won't get a job. He never helps with the kids or the house. I'm tired of telling her she needs to do something. I'm ready to break up with her unless she does something.

Anonymous said...

There are more important things than being skinny. just sayin.

Anonymous said...

I have a mancrush on another blogger. I never leave him comments.

Anonymous said...

I just want to scream at my husband to go mow the lawn!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm jealous of everyone taking the HCG and losing so much weight. I wish I could do it.

Anonymous said...

I flirt all the time around blogland.

Anonymous said...

My soon to be ex DIL, but not soon enough, is having surgery Thursday and I secretly hope she doesn't come out of anesthesia.
I secretly hope that a family member (not just the soon-to-be-but-not-soon-enough DIL), could maybe just go ahead and work out his salvation on the other side. His path of destruction is wide and deep. Wish he would stop taking everyone around him down with him.

Yes.I.am.going.to.hell.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you are at Rick Springfield.

Gay.

Anonymous said...

I am really jealous of your beautiful blog design.

I want to have an affair but love my husband and the desire to is a constant thorn in my side. I know I would regret it horribly. Why am I so stupid?

Anonymous said...

I enjoy hannah montana and HSM in the car, even when I'm alone

Anonymous said...

I had several close friends in high school, but there was one in particular I was always secretly jealous of. She got all the boys' attention and was always without a doubt the life of the party. I think I just really wanted to be her. It's been 10 years and I don't have close contact with her but I still keep in touch with facebook and such, and I still find myself feeling jealous of her. She has twin boys and a booming self-started business and lots of friends. I know her life isn't as perfect as it looks to me (things never are, right?) but I still find myself coveting her life occassionally.

Will I ever feel happy just to be me??

Anonymous said...

I try so hard to love my IL's like I should, but my FIL drives me mad!! He's getting older (70+) and doesn't have the best health, and honestly it will be a bit of a relief when he passes on because DH and I won't have to fight about him anymore! I feel horrible for feeling like that. I know my FIL tries so hard and IS a good man, but he still can tick me off like no other with his crazy business ideas that never go anywhere!

Anonymous said...

I like chocolate WAY too much.

Anonymous said...

I'm a perfectionist who is far from perfect and it drives me crazy!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Mindi,but I can not stand the picture on your sidebar of the "excited" (or cold) lady in the white tanktop.

Mindi said...

um....anonymous--the photo is of a MAN in a tanktop.

but you still get to hate if you want. i'm down with that~

Anonymous said...

My hb forgot our anniversary...he is so mean to me all the time. I want to leave, but don't because of the kids. I wonder if 5:02 is my friend, but I don't think so because my BFF is not much of a computer person. I have been t(s)exting and old boyfried from 20 years ago for the past 4 months. Nothing has happened, physically, he is married too. It is good to have someone of the opposite sex to talk to who understands.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the whole blog comment thing. I have a blog..I don't care a bit about comments. I don't care who looks at it. It is mostly so my family can see what we are up to. Why are people so damn insecure about how many people comment? I will look through blogs, but I don't really see the need to comment on most stuff either. (Except of course, confession booths--those are wicked awesome!)

Anonymous said...

I feel so bad for the girl(s) who are trying to get pregnant! My heart goes out to them!!! Please keep trying! I don't know you, but I will pray for you! I know someone who tried for over 10 years to get pregnant--in vitro and all---now they finally have 2 boys through in vitro. (Before that they had adopted 2 other kids) Don't give up or let yourself get down!!

Anonymous said...

I am a stay at home mom that is jealous of those that go to work all day. I wish I could feel like I actually accomplished something in a day besides cleaning and laundry. I feel guilty that being home with my children isn't all that I hoped it would be. Truth is, working in or out of the house, being a Mom is hard and everyone is really doing the best job they know how. So give each other a break.

Anonymous said...

Herpes girl, do your research!! There is medication out there that can put help you!!! Go get it!! Don't be ashamed...there are more people with STD's than we know!! (Even in Yew-tah) Don't be stressed or embarrassed. You and your fiance/hb WILL be okay!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Mindi was 3:35....Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Someone sent me a text a couple of weeks ago telling me I was a GD hottie. I want to find out who it was!! I have tried calling/texting, but they won't answer. How do I trace a cell phone number to the owner??

Anonymous said...

allright Mindi- I LOVE the confession booth! It makes me feel pretty normal! Here is my confession- (although this may not sound normal)
Went to dinner with a group of gals, one of them told me she gives her hubby some oral love with a mouthful of ice cubes!
Came home and tried it, we are now adding on that new wing to our home that I have been wanting! =)
Just sayin' ladies, give it a try!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I cry when I think of my husband and our relationship. It's totally not what I want it to be...and I don't think it ever will be. We've been married for 15 years and we are so different.

Plus he has become very arrogant and it seems that he focuses more on what is wrong with people, places or things than what is right and good. I mean when we went through the Draper Temple open house did he notice the beauty? Nope he noticed all of the little dings or scratches that had happened during the open house.

If he's doing that and noticing those types of things in the temple what is he thinking about me?

Anonymous said...

My man likes...the back door. HIS. And I'm happy to oblige.

Anonymous said...

I want my ex to read my blog so I can send him secret messages about how I miss him.

Anonymous said...

I made out with a girl. And I'm a girl. And I liked it. And I'm a straight (ish) Mormon.

Mindi said...

friend of loni--i accidentally deleted your comment--thanks for the love.

my girl kami got the crown necklace at ROBERTS!

Anonymous said...

I am so stressed out. I don't know what to do.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:54PM - How the crap do you ACCIDENTALLY sleep with someone?!? I can understand accidentally forgetting to pick up the milk. Or accidentally dropping a dish. But sleeping with someone?!? Did you slip and fall and land on his erect penis?

Anonymous said...

I get really irritated when I see a certain friend leaving comments everywhere else but my blog. I think it's rude.

Anonymous said...

I found out my husband is a peeping tom.

Anonymous said...

Apr. 27 @ 3:16pm
I've never wanted to slap anyone so hard as I want to slap you. My fingers are actually tingling. You make me literally feel sick to my stomach.

Anonymous said...

11:14

Me too! Although it was supposed to be a gruop thing with this guy that I have had on the side. He didn't really live up to his talk but me and the other girl still had a great time.

I would love to do it again! With her or another girl. I still have her phone number. I still need a guy but girls are way fun!

I'm married.

Whew that feels so much better, been keeping that in for a while.

Cole said...

Why can't Mindi shoot up for a couple days so she can constantly update the confession booth?!? I know people...Well, like two guys and they're both sorta wierd but really, take one for the team!

Anonymous said...

I saw someone I know on an LDS singles site. He's still married.

Anonymous said...

I lie all the time on my blog to make myself look better.

Anonymous said...

10:35pm - Amen! I blog regularly and follow several blogs (Mindi's being one, of course) but I do NOT understand all the buzz I hear about COMMENTING. WTF?!?! Do people blog to make friends? Is it for social status? Would they stop blogging if people stopped commenting? Most people don't have ads on their blog, so it's not like they're making/losing money over it. I'm not sure I will ever understand.

Anonymous said...

I pee my pants every time I cough.

Anonymous said...

Whoa - 7:37. Did you not read Mindi's rule #4?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how anyone likes and is friends with my sister in law. She is a big fat whiner, who doesn't take responsibility for her kids or her household. Her husband is so coddling to her, it makes me sick. I wish he would grow a pair and stand up to her.

Anonymous said...

I'm a blog stalker. And I usually end up reading a post or 2 before I end up reading the "About Me" part of the author of the blog. When I find out they are from England/Mississippi/Australia...wherever... I almost ALWAYS read the rest of the posts in the authors accent.
Does anyone else do that?

Anonymous said...

I can't stand those "In Memory Of" stickers that people put on their cars. Their cars!

Yes, please remember me when I DIE by putting my name, birthday, and death day on your CAR!

It just feels really disrespectful to me. I would rather be remembered in someone's heart and not be memorialized on someone's car.

Anonymous said...

I love my besties, I really do, but it just bugs the CRAP out of me when they sit and complain about having to work and not being able to stay home w/ their kids. They keep buying NEW CARS. Right off the lot. Did it ever occur to you to DOWNSIZE YOUR CAR? Get one that you can pay for in full to get rid of the extra payment. That way you can stay home! Genious! They are not willing to sacrafice, but yet they can't stop complaining... sometimes I feel like the only smart person in our circle.

Anonymous said...

11:10 p.m.--I think we might be married to the same man...only we have been married so long I get most of the criticism now. I work full time, go to school, and have busy,buys kids that I taxi around everywhere. My day starts at 7 a.m. and I usually don't get home until 10 p.m.--yet all I get from him is complaints that he doesn't have clean underwear and more. He does not work much right now and has a hell of alot more free time than I do---why can't he figure it out for himself.--let alone thank me for all I am doing to provide for our family. I feel like he is the ungrateful stay at home nag wife.

Anonymous said...

!@#$ $%%& &()+__^ &%$@@!#$#$ %#@# $%& *@#@
OK I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

9:43--I agree with you, but since I have never lost anyone really close to me, I feel I can't judge them.

Anonymous said...

I find it funny that 9:44 says she's the only smart one in her circle right after typing "genious."

Anonymous said...

10:27--I'm not judging them, believe me. They way I posted that was kind of harsh, it's just that I have a lot of people that have been close to me who have died. And as someone who has lost so many people that I love, I feel that it would minimize what they meant to me to do something like that in memory of them. Or, to have it done in memory of me...someday.

Anonymous said...

I am hungry...I wonder what I should have for lunch today.....

Anonymous said...

It makes me mad when women wear stuff that shows cleavage or lets the boobs hang out, but get (or act) upset when men look. If you don't want me to look, cover 'em up!

Along the same lines, I'm bitter about the fact that in my teen years, I had to WORK to see a girl's boobs. Now it's all out in the open, no effort required.

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of my work!!
-My supervisor is on a power trip and everyone has to do what she wants!!
-I was told I would get a position and ended up not getting it!
needless to say:
I am looking for a new job!!

Anonymous said...

>I work with guys that are at least 30. I see them looking at girls that can't be more than 14 but look like they are 18, and they say girls in high school didn't look like that when I was in H.S.
>What has happened to our daughters. Mine is 8 and it scares the crap out of me. Who lets their daughters dress like that? Do the moms really think it's cute?
>Do they really grow them like that now-a-days?

Anonymous said...

I went to school to be a dental assistant, but am not currently working in an office, because I got pregnant and no one wanted to hire me. I am looking for a job in an office, because I love it! and I love teeth!! And I am SICK of people asking me why I am not in an office!! Why do you care?

Anonymous said...

I am bored with these confessions.

C'mon. Where is the good stuff!?

Anonymous said...

I want my husband to backdoor me, but I'm too afraid to tell him. I think of a lot of things to do in bed, then always do the same old thing because I'm not sure how much adventure he can (or would want to) handle.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had the guts to leave my husband because I no longer love him. He is not the person that I thought I was marrying, and I wish every day that I could marry someone else (no one specific, just someone else). But I'm afraid to leave him, so I worry that I'm suck forever.

Anonymous said...

I also get so annoyed by people who are clearly just out to get the most comments on their blog. What is this? High school? Why can't we all just be secure about who we are?

Anonymous said...

I hate reading blogs that are either really political or religious, because I feel like the author is trying to convert their readers. I think that religion and politics are such personal things, and it bugs me when people blog about them for all the world to see.

Anonymous said...

I CAN'T STAND my brother in law and his wife. They are the most overly pious people I know. And sometimes I secretly wish we'd find out they'd committed some grievous sin just so I could say "Ha! Not so perfect are you!?"

Anonymous said...

How does one - ask for the back door to be used?

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:09pm. Tell your husband. Be honest with him about what you want. Trust him. He just might surprise you.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel bad being in such a happy marriage. Some people seem so miserable. I feel a little high and mighty that my husband and I have such a great relationship. Why is that?

Anonymous said...

I don't love my husband. The thought of having sex with him makes me a little sick.

Anonymous said...

I am so offended by my friends who keep having babies when they clearly can't afford it, and have to live on government assistance. They justify it because the Church tells us to have children, but yet they ignore the Church's teachings of living within your means and self-reliance. I am not opposed to government assistance when somebody loses their job and really needs help while they find a new job. But I don't think it should be used as a family planning tool.

Anonymous said...

7:41

There is just something about boobs smushing together....

Anonymous said...

I want to go have a really really crazy weekend. With no judgments afterwords. From anyone.

Anonymous said...

I love it when my Hub is out of town. Love it.

Anonymous said...

I read trashy novels. The trashier the better.

Anonymous said...

I'm a married man, and I can assure you that there is NO WRONG WAY to ask your husband to backdoor you.

Anonymous said...

I would make a horrible stay at home mom. I love my job, and I love the time away from home. Plus, I hate cleaning, cooking, ect.

Anonymous said...

My husband and I tried 69 and he wants to do it again (it was great!) but every time I think about doing it I giggle too much because of the view!!! (I was on top)

Anonymous said...

I guess I am one of those needy people who like comments on their blog.

I didn't start blogging to get comments. Our blog started off more for friends and family, but it has turned into a sounding board for me.

Do I NEED comments?? No. I like them, because people offer opinions, support and humor.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish i could have an eating disorder, but I just have to eat. I.just.have.to.

Anonymous said...

12:27.

What else is there to blog about? Religion is a big part of some people's lives. And, where else can you talk politics if you're stuck at home? I am bored by the scrapbook blogs that just show pics of their kids. Or the ones that just show jokes all the time.

The key is to find the blogs that interest you and that you have things in common with, and stick with them.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I've said this before. But I work in an ER, and if you don't want to wear a tampon in your butt later in life, don't be messing with the back door. You should see the gay men that come in because they can't control their bowels movements anymore because of their lifestyle. Seriously gross.

Anonymous said...

I know I married the wrong person, but he was so good in bed, I was afraid I wouldn't find anyone that good.

Now it's 15 years later. We still have the best sex, and he makes a good living, but I still know he's not the person I should've married.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I think about what I would spend my husband's life insurance on.

Anonymous said...

12:19 - because we're not all secure. we all look for a little validation.

Anonymous said...

10:44 - you're making me laugh

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