dear laundry,
where did we go wrong?
i was having such a great time with you on our mini-vacay. i especially liked lounging by the pool & going out to dinner while wearing you proudly.
but then you followed me home in multiple hotel dry-cleaning sacks. and you had the exceedingly poor taste to bring your friends with you. who brought their friends with them. along with various distant cousins and family members thrice removed.
so i just wanted to say: it's over. we are officially breaking up.
you are DEAD TO ME.
not very sincerely,
mindi
5 comments:
Really, we can just kill/breakup with our laundry just like that?
I think I might have to try that tonight.
Couldn't agree with you more.
Although I did pick up a stalker that promised to do my laundry.
Perhaps you should look into that.
Ah Laundry...so over it!
ps. I had nothin' today and I posted a commercial you had already posted (Miss Short Trem Memory)...Ha! whatever...told ya I got nothin' :)
Did you get my text about June 5th and 6th now. will that work for you.
Kyle's mish reunion is this weekend. as much as I'd love to take off for that. ;)
I officially detached myself emotionally from my laundry years ago.
Que Sera.
Like an abused woman, I keep going back to my laundry. "This time will be different", I say to myself. But it's not. After a couple of days things are back to normal and spilling out of the laundry room just like always.
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