i was totally intrigued by this ksl ad--and i say BRAVO to the woman who posted it:
FREE JEEP WRANGLER!
...with proposal and wedding ring.
That's right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.
Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!
Terms and Conditions:
1. Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.
2. Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required - but it's a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!
3. Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.
4. Honeymoon required.
Contact me at wedding.jeep@hotmail.com
Men only, please. I am ALL woman!
6 comments:
Good for her! Hahaha, it's funny.
I laughed so hard when I saw that.
Hooray for some creativity!
Nice. I wonder what mine would say if I was single?
Love it! Maybe this is something Martha ought to try. She can certainly throw in her new, beautiful hooters as a bonus!
That is cool good for her.
Page Views: 123197
Fantastic.
Post a Comment