confession booth: CINCO


so.....love it or hate it, it's time for the quarterly confession booth--hands down, the confession booth has been my most-requested posting.

it was all sorts of craziness when i opened the first booth. even more mayhem ensued when the second booth went down. and don't even get me STARTED on booth number three & booth number four--i've just realized that it takes ALL KINDS, folks~

diversity makes the world go 'round.

many people have strong opinions about the confession booth--that's what makes it interesting. if you love a little scandal and some not-so-light reading, you will be back again & again. if you frown on it and pass judgement, please come back this saturday. let's still be friends~

so.....without further ado.........

today i am turning off my statcounter and opening up confession booth CINCO. feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in yours or your neighbor's closets, your pet peeves, whatever. you can do it as "anonymous", or make up a name, whatever floats your boat.

but here's how it's going down:

1. i'm using comment moderation. try to not get your freak on too much-- if it's too insane for even a jaded chick like me, it won't make the cut. but give it your best shot! I VALIDATE YOU.

2. i would like to stress that i am NOT your bishop/priest/parole officer/last rights, so if you murdered someone and/or hacked them up and stuffed them in the drywall?? go to another blog. please. NOW.

don't make me cry.

3. feel free to confess without me knowing who you are or where you're from--everything will be turned off until the booth is closed.

4. i reserve the right to post or not post your confession. please also try to refrain from standing on soapboxes and criticizing other confessions and/or confessors--let's all just play nice and get along.

and to quote tori, the genius creator of confession booth, "if you are a psycho who wears scary masks, please don't tell me. thanks."


we will be taking confession until midnight, friday the 21st.


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Anonymous said...

Number one....hell ya...lets get this party started right! So this one time at band camp, I broke into a house so I could get crazy with this guy I had known a long time. I know the illegality of the wretched deed was a total turn on for him. Still makes me a little hot even now. I still drive by that house and sing the song that was on the radio when we were there.

tiburon said...

Today is truly the best day ever.

Omgirl said...

Hmmmm.....weird. Your post says "Wednesday August 19th" but it's only the 18th right now. So I can post from the FUTURE. Awesome.

feelin guilty said...

I can't possibly be the first!

I was having a rough week and my 4 year old daughter was so on my nerves. Just DID NOT want kids that day. I pushed her and she fell and hit her head. I cried and cried. I feel so guilty!

ang :o) said...

love this!!!

Anonymous said...

I was a good Mormon girl who grew up in northen Utah.

I had a stoner friend who lived just through the block from me who secretly hooked me up with weed. I smoked almost every day for 2 years.

Then he was busted and I let him take the fall for the whole thing. I denied any involvement, and my parents believed me.

I still feel guilty 16 years later. I wish i could find him an apologize!

Anonymous said...

I confess: I think i am missing that "Mothering" gene. I don't get sad when my children go away on a trip or visit. I don't get sad on the first day of school. I secretly long for the day when they all will be gone.

I do love them. I just must be a robot!

Anonymous said...

I don't wear underwear.

I like being free.

Anonymous said...

I hate fast sundays!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:50. I am the exact same way. I feel bad sometimes. But I get over it pretty quickly. I love my kids to death but I love to be away from them too!

Anonymous said...

I truly fear that if my good L.D.S. friends knew what i was REALLY like, they would have nothing to do with me.

Sometimes I want to tell them. But then i chicken out like allways.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:01 - Just be you. If they are really your friends they won't care. At least I wouldn't care. Life is too short to pretend to be something you aren't.

Anonymous said...

All summer long I have been putting Sun In in my 3 year old daughters hair.

For the first 2 1/2 years of her life it was a really light blonde. But it's started darkening and I liked it light better.

So I bought the SUN IN.

I mean really, who does that?

Anonymous said...

My confession is a big one.

I don't like sex. AT ALL. And I don't want my husband to know. He would feel so heartbroken. I really love him and don't want to be with anyone else. It's just that something is broken inside me?

I've researched it on the internet and even asked my priest about it. But he was absolutely no help, as you can imagine.

I check off mentally in my head each time we've been together. Like a chore chart.

Anonymous said...

I have been suffering with depression since before I was married so my in-laws only know my sad self. I've began coming out of it, with counseling & rx, this last year, but when I visit the in-laws I find myself reverting back. It saddens me because I realize a lot of time has passed when I could have been making wonderful friendships with my SILs but they will probably never see me any other way.

Anonymous said...

I don't smoke. But I secretly love the smell of cigarette smoke.

And the smell of gasoline. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm a good LDS girl who loves to sneak in a cold iced tea when nobody is looking. My favorite is a brand called Honest Tea. Oh, the irony.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE CONFESSION BOOTH!

I have always been jealous of skinny girls. The type who have never had to work at it. It frustrates me!

I know that they have their own problems, too. I just wish that I didn't have to always worry about what I put into my mouth.

Anonymous said...

OH! AND I WANT TO DO THE HCG DIET!

YES, I KNOW IT'S BAD!BAD!BAD!

But I see my friends and family are losing so much weight. It depresses me.

Mindi said...

i confess that i am going to bed.

sorry, folks! just leave lots of good ones and you'll have christmas morning to look forward to tomorrow!

nice work so far. i'm impressed.

Anonymous said...

Mindi:

I laughed so hard at your post about you stalking yourself because I did the SAME EXACT THING!

Mine was from Eugene, Oregon. Turns out it was only little old me.

I have never told anybody because I felt so dumb!

So you are not alone. And I visit your blog faithfully everyday but I've never left a comment.

Anonymous said...

I'm a cutter. I self injure. I've been doing it for over 10 years. Done the therapy route but it hasn't helped. Xanax does help but there are times when I would rather cut than take a pill. The compulsion runs so deep.

Anonymous said...

Let's see if I can do this right this time and actually confess anonymously....

This is a practice post.

I hope I get it right since Mindi has gone to bed.

Anonymous said...

I used to not care about commnents on my blog, but now I do. I want them - I NEEEEEEED them. (say pathetically) I think it's because I am more open about my life and stuff now, and I see my traffic feed show alot of people come and go and very few actually speak up. I hate seeing only one or two comments now, I wish I could go back to not caring.

Anonymous said...

I really don't like most other people's children. hell, my own get on my nerves a ton too, but at least I love them...

Anonymous said...

I hate being around people on diets. Not because I'm jealous - NO because they talk about it like it's their new found religion and say how easy it is, how wonderful it is, etc, and bug me to do it with them. They are pumped and doing great and try to be motivational to all around them. I want to punch them. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

Anonymous said...

I've always hated my hair. It's thin and stringy and I can never, EVER get it to do what I want.

Whenever I see a girl with a really thick, fat ponytail or braid I am beyond jealous!

Anonymous said...

I sometimes pee in the shower.

(STILL.) ;O

Anonymous said...

My husband TURNED ME DOWN FOR SEX. Last Night!

I was like, "HUH?"

I felt like quoting you, Mindi, and saying, "Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?"

I am pretty sure I am one of only 2.3 women in the world who experiences this.

My other friends all talk about how their husbands can have the bubonic plague, but can still manage to come around if offered sex.

Then I think, "What's wrong with me?"

Anonymous said...

I hate Christmas.

Mindi said...

anon 1:28 am--

i used to be the same way about comments. Then i let go and somehow became right with it. i'll admit it was a little touch and go at first--i think ALL of our fragile self-esteems can sometimes ride on that validation from others.

i also had to realize that when i cut WWWWAAAAAAAAYYYY back on my own commenting on others, it was going to affect my comments.

but i'll admit--back in the day when i could have an enormous amount of comments on something, there was a part of me that was ALL ABOUT IT.

we're all human. AND it seems like there is that inner-14 year old that's gonna be there inside us forever!

i HEAR you.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could fix my boobs.

But I fear they are beyond help.

I also have always wanted a nose job, but am afraid that what I'd get would be even worse than what I have now. Or that I'd become the new Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I'm the fat wife in my not-so-small circle of friends.
I hate it.

Anonymous said...

I think Mindi looks HOT in the San Diego pics...RBC is a lucky man.

Anonymous said...

7:07 am. My husband turns me down all the time. You are not alone.

Anonymous said...

One of my favorite bloggers posted this question yesterday:

"Would you rather be skinny and not be able to eat your favorite foods,

or be chubby and eat what you want?

There is no choosing both, or saying you'll eat and exercise it off, it's one or the other here."


I love food more than my children sometimes. (Did I just admit that?)

But I would always choose skinny and food-deprived over chubby and miserable.

I've done the chubby my WHOLE LIFE! And I used to hate the saying "Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels."

UNTIL I lost a few ellbees and felt so much better.

I keep thinking there will be some point I reach when I get older that will enable me to NOT. CARE.

Yeah, RIGHT.

Mindi said...

anonymous 7:23 am:

do you currently have 'beer goggles' on?

& if so, can you please NOTremove them?

thank you.

(and thanks for making my year. seriously.)

Anonymous said...

I am trying to become anorexic to lose weight. It isn't working.

Anonymous said...

my MIL, quite obviously, shows preferential treatment to my SIL and her kids. I wish it didn't, but it bugs the HELL out of me. I don't know how to "get over it".

Anonymous said...

I have to say that I am so glad that my selfish, egotisical, "wanna out do everyone else", "think they're way cool" friends are no longer in my life! It's so nice to be back with "real" people and "real" friends who aren't so selfish and judgemental! Whew, had to get that off my chest!

Anonymous said...

I am also one of those people who wish I had more traffic, comments and followers on my blog. Especially comments. It's not that I have anything earth-shattering to say on there, but most blogs don't and some have HUNDREDS of followers! I can't even get new people to my blog with GIVEAWAYS!!! I check my blog compulsively ALL DAY LONG to see if people leave comments. It's sad. I need help.

alex dumas said...

Blast, I wish I had posted earlier so that these would be coming to my inbox.

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend has a pornography problem and it pulls at us all the time. we're trying to fight it together so that we can someday get married in the temple, but right now we're taking a break and it's tearing me apart.

Anonymous said...

I found God this year.

Anonymous said...

I take medication that decreases my libido. Have to. Or...you know. It's out of control.

Anonymous said...

If you have a spouse or loved one with a sexual addiction...you are not alone or unique. You can not overcome it on your own. Secrecy is what feeds the addiction. Get help. I did and it changed my life and my marriage.

www.lifestarnetwork.org

Salt Lake AND St. George offices

Anonymous said...

anon 8:58. That is so freaking hot!!!!! Guy or girl I don't care. I want your phone number NOW! Damn I'm married. And he never puts out!

Vanessa said...

Subscribe :)

Anonymous said...

I like to make out with Sharks.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anon. 7:23 am. Mindi is pretty hot. I'd like to tap that.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes feel like I'm the only guy that craves a deep friendship with other guys. My wife is my confidant and my best friend but I long for that kind of friendship with other guys. I can only take so much superficial sports/work talk. I am completely heterosexual. (Completely agree with 7:23- Mindi-smokin' hot in SD pics.)

Anonymous said...

I feel like killing myself every other day because I'm not married to the man I truly love. I can't seem to live with the fact that I left him. Now we could never be together even if I got divorced. I know it's pathetic, but I can't get over it.
I keep a bottle of tramadol in my medicine cabinet for days when it's really bad.

Anonymous said...

I follow a lot of blogs and lately it seems like a lot of them are doing giveaways, like every day.

It gets a little annoying at times.

It kind of reminds me of a friend that signs up for some sort of multi-level marketing scheme and you want to avoid them because you know they are just using your friendship to make money.

My blog traffic = cha-ching.

I should just unsubscribe, but then they will hate me.

Anonymous said...

I think Mindi looks FANTASTIC, especially in the San Diego pictures, and really want to know what she did to lose that 20 lbs.

Anonymous said...

I would have sex with my husband 10 times a day if he was up to it. I think he is a total sex machine. Can't get enough of him. Coo Coo Kachoo!!

Anonymous said...

People that home-school their kids drive me crazy. First they are so pompous. Second their kids are weird and they don't know how to act around people outside of their anti-social, home-school circle.

Anonymous said...

I love the confession booth!!

I pee in the shower every day. I never used to, until I read the CB and saw how many people do.

I like my second child much more than my first. Granted, she is a baby still, but my son is just a pain. I hope it gets better so I don't screw him up.

I REALLY don't like a girl in my church ward. I want to punch her in the face every time I'm around her self righteous, holier than thou self. Now we are in the same group calling, and I just can't handle it. Problem is, everyone else just loves her, so I can't talk about her to anyone but my husband, and he just doesn't get it.

Whew!! Thanks! I feel so much better!

Anonymous said...

#1. I second the comment that Mindi looks totally hot in the San Diego pics. Work it, mama!

#2. I second the loving comments on my blog thing. I feel kinda sad when I think how happy I get when I get a comment. Like someone is actually paying attention.

#3. I'm more bothered by the hubby turning me down for snuggles than sex. He takes the sex anytime, but no snuggles. He is trying to improve I think...a little.

#4. I've never had an orgasm from intercourse...and he doesn't know. Maybe when i get older? (I'm 28.)

Anonymous said...

I smoke and drink and then go to church on Sunday and teach Primary. I'm so going to Hell.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:07

Your husband is cheating on you.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:23

You too.

Anonymous said...

My dad and my sister both killed themselves within the last two years. I have been in this fog and I hate every second of it. I stopped eating for the most part and have lost 25lbs...now i am skinny again and worry that when i am not as sad that i will get chubby again. I also have thought why is it fair that they get to check out and I have to buck up and live life like the rest of us. I am pissed off at them both and then feel guilty. OH and I had an affair. I know why, I know me..it was my distraction. And now gives me something else to think about instead. Another way of hurting i suppose.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:19

You need to get some toys. I can recommend some good ones.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:02

Couldn't agree with you more.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how people can claim to be good members of the church and then vote Democrat. Or support Barack Obama.

They are hypocrites.

And it makes me mad.

alex dumas said...

Guy that craves friendship with other guys: I want someone like you.

Anonymous said...

I lie about my age all the time. I'm 42 and people think I'm 37.

tammy said...

I just bragged about losing 26 pounds and today for breakfast I'm eating cookie dough. WTH is wrong with me?

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:37 AM

You're an ass.

Anonymous said...

My husband started drinking and doing drugs like a year after we were married. I almost divorced him but then he stopped. I wonder sometimes if I made the right decision to stay with him.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:56

That is just because you know (deep down) that I am right.

Anonymous said...

I know this will be a little "vanilla" compared to the stuff that goes on in these confession booths, but when I was living with my sister, I would watch "Designing Women" with her ... and I liked it.

I think it's because, to me, any joke told in a Southern accent sounds funny. Kind of like how any person talking with an English accent sounds smart.

I guess the real confession here is that I'm a slave to stereotypes.

Anonymous said...

I have stretch marks on my cha cha. I think it is really embarrassing.

tiburon said...

Tammy - I love you. Lots.

Anonymous said...

My hubs and I cannot stay out of debt. It's sad really. He makes around $140,000 so really we could just pay cash for everything, but instead are paying on credit cards that we've had for years. We suck.

Anonymous said...

I would vote for Sarah Palin. Or Hillary Clinton, for that matter. Obama is a communist.

Anonymous said...

I used to sneak out of the house every week or so to go see my friend/ex in a hotel room. We weren't meeting for any carnal reasons, just visiting and catching up and watching horror movies. I never told my husband where I was going though, because I knew he would freak out at even the thought of me meeting another man in a hotel room. But we (my guy friend and I) never did anything bad (though the thought crossed my mind; that's another confession). But it LOOKS bad just because of the fact that we're meeting in secret.
So am I okay or am I totally ruining my relationship with my husband . . .behind his back?
Someone please give me some advice!

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:50

What toys do you suggest? I have a pocket rocket, so I have orgasms that way, just not through sex.

(Isn't anonymity great?! I love confession booth!)

Anonymous said...

carnal: are you kidding? of course you're ruining it. When he finds out, he will not trust you.

Elena said...

Anon 11:03

I like putting stuff on cards to get points and then I pay it in full at the end of the month. If that doesn't work for you, then I would highly suggest talking to someone to help you guys work out a system. I'm in charge of financial education at my bank and it's incredible what you learn when you talk to someone. Also try www.BalancePro.net for financial counseling over the phone. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

I hate kids. I think they are slimy and gross, and they are one of the biggest reasons I separated myself from the church long ago. The church pretty much dooms you to the "mormon mommy thing", I felt so trapped. I wanted to be a career woman, not a mommy. Am I a bad person?

My wedding day was the worst day of my life. Not because of who I was marrying. I felt so ugly in temple clothing, and the fact that there were like twenty other couples getting married at the temple that day made my wedding day feel so impersonal. I felt like I was sharing it with all those other couples. My 'special day' took place at a wedding factory! That's what it felt like, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:15

Secrets in a marriage are bad news. If/when he finds out, there is such a huge breach of trust that might never get repaired. I used to have weekly lunches with a mutual male friend of ours and he found out...he was super upset and had a hard time believing there was nothing going on and there wasn't at all...the friend was like another brother to me. I ended the lunches and our friend understood. And not to get too deep about it, but are you maybe seeking out something in this friend that is lacking in the marriage? I've heard of emotional cheating and it's kinda legit.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:15

You are having an emotional affair. Yes, it is cheating. Yes, you should tell your husband.

SO said...

Love this Mindi!

Anonymous said...

Im a first timer to the booth. Love it

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:17

I suggest trying something that provides continual stimulation like this:
http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Purple-Venus-Butterfly-II.asp?dept_id=803

Something like that may be just what you need.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:53 am

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Maybe you should bring this up with the members of the "12" who are...wait for it...Democrats.

Sick.

Anonymous said...

Snuggies are stupid.

Anonymous said...

People who think you have to vote republican to be a good member of the church are just plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

i'm lds and single and i pleasure myself. i used to feel like i was going straight to hell because of it. now, i'm fine with it.

Anonymous said...

theres a warrent out for my arrest. i didnt receive the court date notice for a traffic violation, so there's now a warrent for 'failure to appear'.

Vanessa said...

I confess this is addicting. (and I forgot to check the subscribe to comments button, duh.)

Anonymous said...

I know I'm not getting anything done today because of confession booth. And I don't even care at all. And already my child and I have logged almost 4 hours in TV watching today. Oh, dear.

Regan said...

Yay! Confession Booth!

Anonymous said...

I think the confession booth is rather depressing, but I can't seem to look away. It's like a car accident.

tammy said...

I'd just like to go on the record as saying the political comments are not coming from me. kthanks

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:32
If you think the members of the 12 vote Democrat you are crazy. Like they would support abortion. Way to try and make yourself feel better.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:24 AM

GET OVER YOURSELF! People like you have their place in this world I know - but I would never be friends with someone as unaccountable and not-down-to-earth as you.

Anonymous said...

I am married to my best friend and I love him SO MUCH, but I also have a guy friend that I grew up with that I miss his friendship terribly too.

Why is it that it's bad to stay friends with members of the opposite sex once you're not single anymore? I think his wife wouldn't be comfortable with it and probably my husband wouldn't either.
I just really miss my friend so much. I dont know, I guess it's possible that I could have "feelings" for him if we stayed all chummy, but we were both single and it worked out alright to just be friends...

Anonymous said...

anon 11:15

I really do think that you are damaging your relationship with your husband over secretly meeting like that.
My advice - end it if you want to have a good healthy relationship with your husband.
My guess is there is something much deeper than you are confessing or even realizing why you would even think it's ok to do that in the first place. You have some soul searching to do, and a decision to make.

Anonymous said...

I try really hard to be kind to my inlaws. But, no matter how hard I try, I just can't win. Blood is thicker than water. There is no two ways about it.

Anonymous said...

I text and drive lol ;)

Anonymous said...

....I love this!... After reading last CB about annal sex... I had to try it... I liked it.

steveandsteph said...

I must confess, I am loving the confession booth!

Anonymous said...

I tried the HCG diet... and failed

Anonymous said...

Here goes. . .

#1-Anon. 8/18 10:50 pm - You're not the only missing the "mothering" gene. There are lots of us. I guess we're all wired differently. But if u at least love your own, you can't be all that bad, right?!

#2-Anon. 8/18 11:06 pm - I hate sex too. In college I WISHED so bad that I didn't have to restrain myself and would do as much as I could without having to "confess". Now that I'm married - yuck. No thanks. I hate that I feel this way and feel WAY bad for my spouse.

#3-Anon. 8/19 1:29 am - I can't stand other people's children either. Nieces and nephews are ok but others - just annoying!

#4-Anon. 8/19 11:03 am - I'm the same way about debt - CANNOT get out or stay out. I'm thinking probably the only solution would be counseling for a "spending addiction". I know it exists.

Whew! I feel better already!

Anonymous said...

Mindi, I totally blog-dumped you a while back (stopped following you) but it was only as revenge because you blog-dumped me first. I still think you're a hoot. Are we good?

Anonymous said...

My MIL is coming tomorrow for a long weekend....did she not catch a clue when I told her it would be crazy with school starting for my kids on Monday????? She's like having a 4th child around.
MINDI - we SO love the booth! It's better than watching INTERVENTION on A&E (which also confirms that my sucky choices could be worse, they could be a full-out meth addiction!)

Anonymous said...

I don't have a best friend, and I don't even have a group of good friends. I feel lonely and wish I had a "group" to hang with. I wish I had someone that I knew well enough to call and say, "hey, let's ditch our kids and go see a movie!" But I don't, and I try, but I'm shy, so I get nowhere. I'm pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I didn't like my wedding dress. I bought it because it sort of looked like what I wanted, and it was cheap. I can't stand looking at my wedding photos because I can't get over the dress!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes when I hear republican mormons talk about politics, I wonder how...

on one hand, they can enthusiastically support debatably unjust wars and scoff at attempts to improve the health and welfare of the poor,

and on the other hand, think they are better at following the teachings of Jesus than everyone else.

Anonymous said...

I'm sitting at my desk in my office clicking refresh, refresh, refresh, refrsh...

Anonymous said...

I crave carbs day and night. I can't get enough of them! If I could, I would eat cinnamon rolls for dinner, with a side of chocolate chip cookies, and sourdough bread.

Anonymous said...

I had not been to the doctor in over 4 years because I had 'tamed my scape' (thanks earlier confession booth for the phrase) I finally cowgirled up and went even though embarrassed and now was told I have high blood pressure and high cholesterol. HELLO, I am not even 40 yet and am not overweight!!! I don't want to go on medication.....but I guess the good news was my pap was good....doctors suck...just saying...I won't die from cervical cancer...just a heart attack.

Anonymous said...

I have a monogram scheduled for next Monday, and I've only told my husband. No one else knows. I'm scared. My doctor was concerned with something that she felt, and wanted this done as soon as possible. I'm fearing the worst. I'm not even 30!

Anonymous said...

A couple of weeks ago my daughter totally caught me and the hub getting freaky. I was kind of embarrassed. But I still scream.

Anonymous said...

My MIL favors the other grandkids and is super annoying. She acts like she is a teen and holds grudges for months. Never calls and then complains that she never sees my kids. Btw, she lives like 3 miles away. Whatever.
I have a friend who told me that she once threw a shoe at her MIL's head (and hit her) and I thought she was awesome!!!!
I can't stand my next door neighbor. He is such a jerk.
And my dad is a huge jerk who walked out of my life in my 20's and is clueless now.
And also, I have the biggest jerk of all for a brother in law. He is smug, annoying, know it all, who never shuts up, talks about boring stupid things and thinks you are an idiot unless you share his exact same opinion. Oh yeah, he treated me like crap fro 4ish years because he thought I was such a jerk to my in-laws (because of all the stuff my MIL told him about me). YOU IDIOT!!! They are talking about you behind your back all the time. They think you are a moron! Me to for that matter.
One more thing, actually, that's it for now, but I am sure that I will think of something later.

Anonymous said...

I pee in the shower. I didn't know there was something wrong with that.

I was so glad for school to start to get the kiddos out of the house.(I do love them, just happy to see them go).

I can't stand people that homeschool. They think their kids are better than everyone else. If I homeschooled we would watch Dora for Spanish class:)

My kids watch way to much TV. And I don't even care.

I can't stand other kids. They always seem so dirty to me.

Now I feel better and part of the group.

Anonymous said...

I HATE FACEBOOK!

Anonymous said...

I pee in the shower, who doesn't?
I think my sister isn't a very great mother and spoils her one kid rotten.
I masterbate at LEAST 6 times a week.
I am afraid of commitment because I like the attention I get and the early-stage flirting when you meet someone new.
I fantasize about girls all the time, every day, but have only been with men.
I have broken 3 vibrators in 2 years--probably from over use.
I LOOOOVE the confession booth.
:)

Mindi said...

anonymous 1:50--

WE ARE SO GOOD! reading that you blog-dumped me (gonna have to use that in a sentence this week) just made me burst out laughing.

i did a lot of blog-dumping a while back--my criteria for keeping most of the small # of blogs was (mostly) if i knew them in real life. i did feel guilt. but i've been able to move on.

i LOVE that you can say that out loud. you and i can ALWAYS stay together, if only in our hearts.....

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:40- James E Faust- Democrat
Just because you are a democrat doesn't mean you are in favor of everything the party favors. We need to stop dividing ourselves by political party.

PS- I voted for George and John but I don't consider myself a hardcore republican...I prefer looking at the issues individually.

Allison said...

I voted for Obama,and I'm proud of it! Sometimes I think a lot of republicans are just really selfish. Not all just a lot.

Anonymous said...

I love the confession booth!

2:58PM - I can't stand my brother-in-law either! He is insanely sarcastic, and thinks that he knows EVERYTHING, even how to raise my daughter. Right, you don't even have kids, you MORON! He says things under his breath that no one but you can hear and he gets pouty and cranky when he doesn't get his way. He holds grudges like nothing else and he is a jerk to my sister. He is almost 30 and hasn't graduated from college, and can't hold down a real job. He spends money he doesn't have and borrows way too much from my family.

Anonymous said...

I am a vergin. And I am afraid of sex. Mainly because of the reason some of you have mentioned - I won't like it.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:13 -
You have been led astray. I will not support a politician that is in favor of killing unborn children and helps facilitate laziness by creating social programs for people that are too lazy to work. Both of which go very strongly against the teachings of the church. What happened to encouraging self sufficiency? I do believe in helping the less fortunate. That is why I do service and pay tithing and fast offerings. You are being led down a slippery slope by satan himself. If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything!

Anonymous said...

My husband and I got some "adult" toys this year for our anniversary. I FREAKING LOVE THEM!!! But I feel bad because my husband doesn't satisfy me without them....

Anonymous said...

Vergin=Virgin

Anonymous said...

I voted for Obama. I am ashamed to admit it. Mostly because he has been a big fat disappointment.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:57 Yeah, if you keep telling yourself that you won't like it - you probably won't. Have you ever heard of the power of suggestion? Pay attention to what you say and what you think - because that's what you'll get. If you call someone a pain the in the butt, you'll have a pain in your butt - it's true!

Anonymous said...

anon 4:03--

My husband used to satisfy me without use of toys. He was always worried that I would grow "dependent" on said toy.

Then we got one and we realized it works, and FAST. He has NO ISSUES NOW.

Anonymous said...

****MINDI****

I, too had a "spiritual experience" with Depeche Mode and I always think of it when you talk about them.

I got down and dirty with this guy who I had a crush on forever while the Songs of Faith and Devotion DVD was playing on the television.

It was the most intense sexual experience I've ever had--I still think about it. A LOT.

Anonymous said...

I once made out with this hot guy while standing in a summer rainstorm.

It was UNREAL.

We used to joke that it was like starring in our own personal Nickelback video.

Anonymous said...

When people ask me where my husband works - I'm sometimes embarrassed to tell them he works at Wal-Mart. I actually feel lucky to have a husband who's stayed at the same job for the last 12 years and isn't a loser who is always trying to find a new job - plus it's a pretty safe place to be with the economy right now.

Anonymous said...

So, you are confessing that you listen to Nickleback? That is sad:(

Anonymous said...

I have been sleeping with my boss, and a co-worker, yet neither one of them know about the other. They are both in love with me, but I don't want to hurt either of their feelings, so I just keep my mouth shut. My co-worker is in her mid 20's, and my boss is in her mid 30's. They're both amazing, but I like different things about each of them.

Recently, an old friend came to visit me from Northern California. We'd never even kissed before, but somehow we ended up in bed together, and it was incredible.

Last week, I was at Harmon's buying some bananas and other various fruit, and I ran into my best friend's ex-wife. You guessed it, she ended up coming over for dinner, and yes, that's not the only thing she came for (and yes, that was a clever play on words... in numerous ways).

But the worst one is the fact that after I got divorced, my ex-sister-in-law invited me over to "catch up." We ended up sitting on her balcony and chatting, and I could not say no to her advances. By 10:30-ish, I was having sex with her in plain sight pushed up against her railing. I'm really good friends with my ex-wife still, but feel completely guilty every time I talk to her or see her.

I can not say no when an attractive woman flirts even slightly with me. I hate it and feel like I have "too much on my plate" right now. I live in constant fear they will all cross paths sooner or later and I'll look like a total scum bag, when really, I just don't know how to say no without making anyone feel rejected. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand it when parents use the phrase "you don't have kids, so you don't know" and every other variation of that phrase to people who don't have kids!!!! Just because you are a parent doesn't make you the "know all, see all" about kids!!! I have known some pretty crappy parents who wouldn't know their butt from a hole in the ground and I KNOW I would have done a better job raising them even though I DON'T HAVE KIDS! Get over yourself!

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:40

If you think all Democrats support abortion...you're dead wrong. Am I to assume then, that as a Republican you automatically support unjust wars, torture, and Fascism? Why do you think the Church does not support one political party? In short: because there is NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER.

Anonymous said...

My friend's husband thinks I'm hot.

Anonymous said...

My husband got me the stupidest thing in the world for our 21st anniversary. An etsy necklace - it's a cork with our anniversary date on it. Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot. What am I supposed to do with that?

Anonymous said...

Have a neighbor that thinks she is hot s*&^. She lies to everyone about how she lost weight and lives a double life. She was not popular as a teen and now is gone weird-o & all obsessed with what people think of her. In the blog-world she has everyone duped into thinking she has it all. When in actuality, she is a b-otch & socially toxic. One of those people that have made me realize what I don't want to be like!

People that lie suck!

Anonymous said...

I used to 'pleasure myself' and thought it was impossible to stop. I am now 'clean' for 6 months! You can do it too!
Have your spouse love you instead! ♥

Mindi said...

for the record:

anonymous 4:38--YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP!

but i heart you still for taking the time and effort to compose that masterpiece that made me giggle.

anybody who incorporates the phrase "I was at Harmon's buying some bananas and other various fruit" into a confession booth comment is PURE GENIUS.

and nickelback hater? i forgive you.

Anonymous said...

I never write about anything political on my blog. Ever. I am guessing that most people would think I am a conservative Mormon. However, I am actually quite liberal. I believe gays should be able to marry. I can't stand reading the comments on the KSL website whenever they have a story about anything gay related, because people are so narrow minded.

Hayley said...

i confess i love confession booth. people are whack. and i didn't mean to do this anonymously. just wanted to get comments emailed.

Anonymous said...

6 months clean: no spouse
nice idea tho

Anonymous said...

I love that this has turned political. :D

People who think only Republicans can be good members of the church are ignoramuses. What about all the church members who don't even live in the US? And what political party do you think Jesus belongs to?

For heaven's sake.

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of my husband not being able to provide for our family...

Anonymous said...

I don't believe "the church" is true anymore, and don't WANT to believe it anymore, not the slightest desire....I don't know where to go from here, and who to tell, everyone or no one? The only person that knows is my husband. I'm afraid of what everyone else would think, and disappointing the family. After all, I don't want them to start praying for me, or feel sorry for me, sheesh....can't someone just NOT believe..... can't they just accept that...

Anonymous said...

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Anonymous said...

I am going to have some seriously down and dirty, freak nasty sex with my husband tonight.
He is going to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane.

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that it is now dinner time and I really just want to put my kids on the car and go to the drive-thru for the third time today?

Anonymous said...

I'm an adult with a husband and a child and I still have to rely on my mom or my sister to give me money for my bills. We don't make enough money, and we are poor at juggling our act. BUT still it makes me feel so horrible calling up my mom every month or so to pay my power bill.

Mindi said...

anon 6:35--

no.

it would only be bad if you had to WORK the drive-thru window.

Anonymous said...

I pee in the shower all the time, who cares it goes down the drain? But only when I'm alone duh.

Once my husband and I were in the shower together, but it wasn't really romantic, but it was still attractive. Well anyway he farted big time. It wasn't noisy, it was just all of a sudden I was consumed by this nasty smell (tiny shower!) and he was all "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" I was pissed so right then and there I peed all over his feet!

Anonymous said...

I hate giving my husband oral sex. HATE IT. He is rather large and I have a small mouth that doesn't open very wide. It hurts!

The silver lining is that I've recently discovered that I LOVE anal. So I guess he'll be OK.

Anonymous said...

I am skinny.
Fat friends don't likey.
Don't talk to me about weight because they are
obsessed about it. They think being skinny will make them "happy."

Anonymous said...

I have a large box-o-tricks under my bed.
My sex life is awesome.
Be jealous.

Anonymous said...

I want to watch porn with my husband, but he had a problem with it in the past, so it wouldn't be nice to drag him back down, now would it? But it wouldn't be right to watch it myself either, what's a girl to do!

Anonymous said...

I eat my boogers.

Martha H. said...

This is better than watching all of the sad pathetic reruns playing on tv right now.

Anonymous said...

Recently, an old family friend, whom I've not seen in years, made contact with me. I've always thought he was adorable, but in a brother kind of way. Now, though, I'm wondering what it would be like to make-out with him. He's single. I'm single. You never know...

Anonymous said...

Just for the record. No one and I mean no one cares if you pee in the shower. For the love...

Anonymous said...

I love looking at women's bodies. I am obsessed with breasts. I have often wondered if I am a lesbian, but then after researching how they really get it on I realized I am not into THAT. I REALLY like sex with my husband and he totally turns me on. But I get turned on thinking about feeling up another girl. I've thought about getting a boob job, but thought my husband might notice how much they turn me on and would think I'm weird. Are other straight women ever turned on by hot girls?

Oh, and I can't wait for my MIL to die. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:51
Me too. 'cept our box got so big it wouldn't fit under the bed anymore. So we had to buy a big floor safe. It is now completely filled. We are thinking about a gun safe to hold everything.

Not jealous at all! Livin the dream!

Sunny said...

Mindi-

The fact that you are handling all this tells me you are one cool chica. You are like the best bestie ever- the one that never acts shocked or disgusted, just asks more questions. You make everyone want to hang out with you over dessert telling horrible secrets and laughing way too hard. Seriously, you are a good person.

Allison said...

subscribed!

cspokey said...

subscribed. :D

Chelsea said...

I agree, this is much more entertaining than anything on TV!

Anonymous said...

I will not be sad at all when my grandmother dies. She is pretty much a horrible, mean-spirited person.

Anonymous said...

My brother in law thinks he knows everything. When my sister speaks, all I hear is him. He has made her into a person that I can't stand.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:26

Make out. A lot.

Anonymous said...

My husband won't have sex with me. He just doesn't want to. So I take care of my own needs. I used to feel guilty, but I'm done with that. It's not fair to me to have to go MONTHS without any sex.

HollieGns said...

Anon 6:21

Sad to say but telling others you "don't believe" in their church will cause all the things you worry about.
I left the church years ago. I still have family that treat me like a second class citizen. And get the "speech" all the time.
All I can say is to follow what is right for you. Pray and ask God to guide you.

My confession is that I am Christian!!! And I am sick of people treating me like I am a lost child. I have read and prayed and know that thru Jesus I am saved. So you don't need to worry about "trying" to save me. Ok!!!
BTW I dont mind posting my name.
Hollie Gaines formally Hollie Frehner

Anonymous said...

I feel guilty that my husband makes so much more money than any of our friends our age.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'm married but, I almost got it on with an ex-pro ball player who I think is totally hot. 6"4 with muscles all over the place. I'm glad I didn't do it but I still think about him all the time....
And I wonder?

Anonymous said...

I am a heathen to the MAX:

my parents conceived me out of wedlock
my mom left my dad when I was 4 because she realized she was a lesbian
I was never baptized
I don't go to church (am agnostic)
I had premarital sex
I too realized I was a lesbian and left my husband

anyone feel like carpooling to hell with me?

Anonymous said...

I fake orgasms every single time because I don't want to hurt feelings. At this point I don't think I can have them without a vibrator but it's too late to say something...

I have been lying to my current partner re: my ex-husband. I lied and said I don't let my ex in the house at all but I have let him in to do laundry (because I feel bad for leaving him). I know that's stupid, but lying makes me crazy.

my libido is out of control for the first time in my life... I LOVE it. I hope it stays forever!

I have never been this in love in my life. and it seems to be mutual. life is good.

I am in therapy to become a better person (read: truly honest). I'm not being unfaithful, but I twist the truth sometimes to stay out of trouble (ex-husband stuff)

I too am missing the mommy gene. If the kids are sleeping or at school I am in heaven!

that's all i got.

Anonymous said...

I find most women really aggravating. It's like they find joy in being stupid and superficial. Sometimes I want to stand up in Relief Society and scream, "You are all a disgrace to womanhood! Have any of you read anything besides Twilight or thought about anything besides scrapbooking in the last ten years? Your comments are stupid and trite and sound like you read them straight from a Jon Bytheway EFY talk or a lame bookmark."

But I don't do it. Maybe someday...

Anonymous said...

I used to have a high libido---even too tight pants could do it for me, but now that I am older, I am so happy that things have slowed down!

Also, I fake it a lot during sex if I want to get it done with....

Shawn said...

Glad you are doing this again! You are brilliant!

So juicy!

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:43

SHOTGUN!

Anonymous said...

Skinny Anon 6:48

Are you happy? Or would you rather be fat?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I dream about my ex. We've been divorced for almost 8 years. The sex was the best, until someone else un-trained him.

Anonymous said...

I was in love with a married man when I was younger. Nothing happened, but I still look back and wish I'd had sex with him. I know. Totally gross and wrong. And I'd kill some little hootchie who thought that way about my husband.

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:31

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard to feel guilty for.

Shut the hell up.

Go somewhere else and brag. Hope you feel better.

Kami said...

so far, "I hate fast sundays!!!!", is the winner. ;)

Good thing they stayed anonymous for that one. It's a doozey!

Aimee said...

LOVE CONFESSION BOOTH!!!
(and want them to come to my email lol)

Anonymous said...

This is great. Thanks Mindi

Anonymous said...

anon 8/19/2009 2:33 pm

BENCH THE SALT.


That really helps snd you get way more sodium than you need in EVERYTHING.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous: August 19, 2009 11:32 AM

AMEN! I am getting sick of being judged at church because of who I voted for. The Church allows us to vote freely for a reason people!

Anonymous: August 19, 2009 1:52 PM

I'll be your friend. Other than my husband and a few people at work, I have no friends. I was back stabbed by friends and then gained a ton of weight, so now I am too scared to talk to people in "real life"

Anonymous: August 19, 2009 5:44 PM

I agree about the gay married and the KSL comments!! I don't get why they can't have civil rights?! And I'll never understand how they're marriages will ruin mine??

My secrets:
-My friend just announced she is pregnant. I think she'll make a horrible mom, and her husband will be an even worse father.

-My husband and I haven't been to church in over 2 years. Not because we don't believe in it, we do! But because we're lazy and I get anxiety being around that many people.

Anonymous said...

I wish that I had a husband who fixed things around the house right when they needed to be fixed, and not three months, or SIX YEARS later. Yes, six years to try and fix a leak in the bathroom that was doing damage and causing mold to grow (not black mold, thank God). And he wonders why I don't want to get it on with him right when he wants to make love. Maybe I should make him wait six years next time he wants some love. Also, instead of spending money to hire someone to fix stuff, he tells me we don't have the money, but for some reason we always have the money to buy a Wii, or a 42" TV, or money for a vacation. Bastard.

Anonymous said...

LOOOVVVEEE the confession booth!
Here's what I've learned so far from confession booths past-

I tamed my scape and my hubby LOVES it!
We tried anal, and it HURT, BAD! What am I doing wrong -and don't say lube! We tried it with that.

Lastly, to the girl who has never had an orgasm- get a rabbit sista, will change your life forever- I'm just sayin'! =)

OOOHHH! I am a freak!
Thanks Mindi-

Anonymous said...

I smacked my daughter tonight after she smacked her sister. She told me that was child abuse and she could call the cops. I told her "go right ahead." And then I took her cell phone. That is the worst punishment I can give to her. ha ha!! :) Kids these days!!

Anonymous said...

Just spent the past few hours reading posts of Confession Booth's past. Had to get caught up before I could cozy up with cinco.

I no longer feel guilty for any of my past "misdeeds." I have never felt so "normal" in all my life.

Keep the confessions coming.

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:51 PM
Are you really that much better than everyone else? Do you really find peoples simplicity or lack of education that disgusting?
You are NO BETTER. Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

I have a hard time with grown women that act like teenagers - going to concerts all the time and obsessing over their appearances, getting surgery and using trendy verbage.

It's a little obnoxious.

Anonymous said...

I self injure too and have never spoken it (or written it) to anyone before. I'm so good at coming up with lies on why I have marks on my legs. My husband just thinks I'm a foolish shaver in the shower. Sometimes I wonder if he REALLY believes I'm saying that that is what happened.

No one would guess that it's me doing this. I want to stop but it's truly an addiction. I'm scared to reach out for help because I don't want anyone to think I'm a freak or call the looney hospital on me.

I'm sorry for the previous ANON going through this as well.

Anonymous said...

I have fantasies about when my family (parents and brothers) is gone and I can just live my life.
I don't want to play games with my 4 yr old.
I haven't bonded with my baby. I am afraid she wont love me.
I want more alone time.
Anyone who judges others on masturbating or caffeine intake is retarded.

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