word to your mother: confession booth: CINCO

confession booth: CINCO

Posted by Mindi at 12:04 AM Labels: confession booth

so.....love it or hate it, it's time for the quarterly confession booth--hands down, the confession booth has been my most-requested posting.

it was all sorts of craziness when i opened the first booth. even more mayhem ensued when the second booth went down. and don't even get me STARTED on booth number three & booth number four--i've just realized that it takes ALL KINDS, folks~

diversity makes the world go 'round.

many people have strong opinions about the confession booth--that's what makes it interesting. if you love a little scandal and some not-so-light reading, you will be back again & again. if you frown on it and pass judgement, please come back this saturday. let's still be friends~

so.....without further ado.........

today i am turning off my statcounter and opening up confession booth CINCO. feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in yours or your neighbor's closets, your pet peeves, whatever. you can do it as "anonymous", or make up a name, whatever floats your boat.

but here's how it's going down:

1. i'm using comment moderation. try to not get your freak on too much-- if it's too insane for even a jaded chick like me, it won't make the cut. but give it your best shot! I VALIDATE YOU.

2. i would like to stress that i am NOT your bishop/priest/parole officer/last rights, so if you murdered someone and/or hacked them up and stuffed them in the drywall?? go to another blog. please. NOW.

don't make me cry.

3. feel free to confess without me knowing who you are or where you're from--everything will be turned off until the booth is closed.

4. i reserve the right to post or not post your confession. please also try to refrain from standing on soapboxes and criticizing other confessions and/or confessors--let's all just play nice and get along.

and to quote tori, the genius creator of confession booth, "if you are a psycho who wears scary masks, please don't tell me. thanks."

we will be taking confession until midnight, friday the 21st.

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Sunny said...: To the haters,

I'd just like to say out in the open:

I VOTED FOR OBAMA. And I go to church every Sunday. And I bet I'd go to Hell for reading about people's anal sex experiences before going there for casting a vote. I bet condemning other people will get me (and you) there even faster. So, save me a seat next to you and Glenn Beck, ok?

Also, I'd just like to say I peed in your shower.; August 20, 2009 at 1:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 9:41, that was a very helpful comment, THANKS.; August 20, 2009 at 6:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 11:14, Go REALLY slow.; August 20, 2009 at 6:38 AM
Mindi said...: anon 12:22--

woah. like, totally fershure wicked harsh omg! Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?

two words: STOP. READING.

xoxo!

p.s. let's be bff4evahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!; August 20, 2009 at 6:42 AM
Mindi said...: okay, i've let lots of VERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY opinionated confessions through. i always tend to let more through than i should--

not gonna let any more political or religious bashing comments go through. we've covered this ground.

ps of course feel free to insult me personally! i always love secret haters who haven't got the guts to sign their names! BRING IT ON! xoxo; August 20, 2009 at 6:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 11:14pm

I have had orgasms and definitely thank the Big Guy for my pocket rocket...just don't have orgasms from intercourse. I came close once, but nothin.; August 20, 2009 at 6:56 AM
Anonymous said...: Mindi: you go to all the concerts you want and use all the fun slang words you feel like. People who don't like that have just let go of their youth and are jealous.

And I was kinda hoping to sneak this one in past the political deadline:

"George W put this Titanic in the water, but Obama is the one going full steam ahead toward the iceberg." This way everyone gets their due blame. That's all.; August 20, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Mindi said...: 7:02 am--you can slide by this time.

but ONLY because you said i could go to all the concerts i wanted--right ON.; August 20, 2009 at 7:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 12:22

Bitter much?; August 20, 2009 at 7:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 7:02

I heart you. Thanks for validating me too ;); August 20, 2009 at 7:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Ladies, it's totally normal not to have an orgasm from intercourse! That's one way porn has seriously mis-educated a lot of men. The majority of women need direct clitoral stimulation. So don't feel bad, and have your DH give you some oral.; August 20, 2009 at 7:14 AM
Anonymous said...: I confess that Mindi is awesome, and I wish I was more like her! Keep going to concerts and getting down with yer bad self!; August 20, 2009 at 7:16 AM
Anonymous said...: I love the smell of my stinky butt crack!

(But not other peoples stinky butt cracks.); August 20, 2009 at 7:48 AM
Anonymous said...: People that have to use the word 'retard' or 'retarded' are insensitive and uneducated. Use thesaurus.com to find another word.; August 20, 2009 at 7:50 AM
Anonymous said...: The kids are in school, the husband is at work, so I plan on doing nothing but floating in the pool today. And I don't even feel guilty about it.; August 20, 2009 at 7:54 AM
Anonymous said...: I sometimes lie so I don't have to give service to my neighbor. After 3 years they need to not lean on me so much. Should I feel bad?; August 20, 2009 at 7:56 AM
Anonymous said...: Girl porn is much better than porn with men in it. And I'm a straight girl.; August 20, 2009 at 7:56 AM
Anonymous said...: First off, wow, didn't realize so many people peed in the shower, I stopped doing that when I grew up....lol! See, the toilet is only two steps away, I can handle that. And the thought of someone else peeing in my shower makes me sick, so I do for them, as I would have done unto me.

Now, my biggie..I told my husband last night that I wanted a divorce if he wasn't going to change.

That was a shock for him, he didn't see that one coming. Made him cry (ahhh....nothing like a grown man crying) ANYWAYS, this morning I wake up to a thoughtful email on how we can make this work, and he will change. Thank GOD. The other path, looked like freedom... but lonely and hard for me and drastic for our children.; August 20, 2009 at 8:08 AM
Anonymous said...: I had an affair early on in my marriage, before we had kids.; August 20, 2009 at 8:17 AM
tammy said...: I bought Christmas ornaments yesterday. Shocker huh?; August 20, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 8:08 AM, I quote George Costanza: "It's all pipes!" :D; August 20, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Anonymous said...: It really pisses me off that I'm named after my grandmother - one of the meanest, nastiest people you could ever meet. I tell my mom that the reason she's still around is because God and the Devil are fighting over who gets her as neither of them want her.

I make no bones about it to my mom that it doesn't please me that she named me after her horrid mother.

Honestly, pretty sure I won't shed a tear when the old bat finally dies. I'll be relieved that she is no longer around to make my own sweet mother's life a living hell.; August 20, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Anonymous said...: I have a crush on my friend's husband. Who is also the bishop.; August 20, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 7:50

Maybe you shouldn't be so overly sensitive.; August 20, 2009 at 8:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 7:56

Girl porn is totally better! Girls are really pretty with smooth, non-hairy skin, and all those porn guys are usually weird looking, and frankly, their junk is weirder looking. Makes me thankful for my DH's good looking junk.

Anon 8:18

You rule. So does George Costanza.; August 20, 2009 at 8:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm sorry these people have such apparently wretched grannies. My grandmother passed away last year at the age of 90. She was a sweet angel sent to us on loan from above. I miss her dearly and every day I wish I could still talk to her. She was my favorite person in the whole world. More than my parents, more than my amazing sweet nephew, more than hubby. Te quiero mucho, Abuela!; August 20, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Anonymous said...: It drives me nuts when my husband goes 2-3 days without showering. Digusting.; August 20, 2009 at 8:53 AM
Anonymous said...: I think I'm hot.; August 20, 2009 at 8:53 AM
Anonymous said...: If I was single I would totally be a whore.; August 20, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Anonymous said...: I hate reality TV.; August 20, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Anonymous said...: I'VE LOST 15.6 POUNDS!!!!!

Sorry, I just had to tell someone.; August 20, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Anonymous said...: I like boys. I REALLY like boys. But sometimes I crave some girl on girl. I've been there, done that. I liked it.

Sometimes i even think I could talk Mindi into it given the chance.; August 20, 2009 at 9:12 AM
tiburon said...: To the Anonymous poster at 12:22 -

Seriously? You think going to concerts is like trying to be a teenager? You obviously haven't gone with us! You should try it before you knock it!

I mean, sure, *I* went to a lot of concerts as a teenager but what teenagers can afford to go to concerts? They are way to expensive!

And they certainly can't afford to go the way we do. Depeche Mode in a suite? With a fajita bar and an ice cream sundae bar?

Doesn't get much better than that! Give me a call - you can roll with us in Vegas for Rob Thomas!; August 20, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Anonymous said...: I really and truly believe that you are what you eat. If you eat crappy, processed foods and don't drink plenty of water, you will look and feel like crap! Eat your fruits and veggies, whole grains, lean meats and fish...and you will look and feel better. Moderation is the key.

I get sick of hearing people complain about their weight and health, but refuse to do anything about it.; August 20, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Anonymous said...: At this point in my life, I'm grateful for my infertility. We tried to get pregnant for a couple of years and then had some marital problems come up. I'm grateful that we didn't have children when we wanted. Sometimes the Lord knows best. I think I want children someday, but being a mom looks really HARD. And it doesn't help that so many women complain about it. It makes me a little scared. And I'm not getting any younger...; August 20, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon. 8/19 5:07 pm:

Is it anyones business how someone loses weight? When someone walks up to you and says you look great, are you suppossed to respond with a thanks-I-lost-weight-doing-this-diet-and-I-have-lost-approximately-this-much. No. No ones business, not even yours.; August 20, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Anonymous said...: I must confess that I LOVE Confession Booth! It always makes me feel much better about myself. I love my daughter dearly, but it's nice to know that other people don't like to play with their children & are happiest when they are at school or sleeping or anywhere but with you! I went on a girls trip to the beach this summer for 5 days & didn't miss my daughter or my husband! I am very selfish & miss "me" time.
I also do not like to have sex with my husband & only get any enjoyment out of it if my vibrator is in use.
I came close to having an affair with a guy that is part of our group of friends. There was an instant attraction between us that led to kissing & making out & we almost got busted by my husband & some of our friends!
Another guy in our group has the hots for me & would have an affair with me in a minute if I would agree. His wife & I are good friends.
Thanks for this outlet Mindi! I have to say that I feel much better getting all that off my chest!; August 20, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Anonymous said...: I totally support gay rights and voted NO on Prop 8. It makes me sad that my church tries to make me feel like thinking for myself and having a different opinion is sinful.; August 20, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Anonymous said...: I dont get people that cut themselves.
Am I the only person that just doesn't get that?; August 20, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Anonymous said...: I feel bad for those whose lives revolve around "the blog world." A lot of my friends are obsessed and when in reality they can't carry on personal interactive relationships so cyber space is the way to go. I think it is weird. I love bloggin but there is an extreme. Meeting, buying gifts for those they meet, caressing each others egos with lame "hawt" comments, constantly texting strangers...flat out weird. My husband would think I was lesbo if I was involved in some of the relationships that go on. Which maybe some are?

and for the record...not jealous. Have plenty-O "real" friends that I don't have to pretend to be something that I am not!; August 20, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Anonymous said...: Stinky butt crack....

that is straight up nasty.

hope I don't know you.; August 20, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Anonymous said...: I am so sick of going to the store and having to wait in line for all you damn 'coupon' freaks. Every time I am in a hurry (which is always) I end up behind one of you at the grocery store. Blah, blah blah look at how much money you saved...sick of hearing it! Just let me buy my damn milk you are wasting my time.; August 20, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 12:19

Duh! That's why it's an anonymous comment in the confession booth. If I thought I was justified in thinking that way I wouldn't be ashamed to put my name by it now, would I? That's kind of the point, isn't it?; August 20, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Anonymous said...: I have been a heavy drinker for a few years now. (closet mormon mom :))My husband still does not provide for our family, I work at a crappy job, and live in a crappy way too little place. But I have been sober for two months now and did it on my own. People would be shocked if they knew who I was.; August 20, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm dying to read more and keep refreshing at work. Keep em comin!; August 20, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Anonymous said...: I kind of have to sort of go ahead and agree with anon 12:22 only because I just dont get that mindset when you're pushing 40, happily married, and are a role model for so many girls.

Confession: I know that it sounds judgmental to insinuate that someone is immature and vapid so I am working on being less judgmental and more open to everyones choices and lifestyles.
Because that is just mean.; August 20, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Anonymous said...: Way to go two months sober! Keep it up! It's the beginning of something new.; August 20, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Amen, reality TV hater! I hate it too!; August 20, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Anonymous said...: My friend & her husband rarely have sex. Her husband confessed that he fantasizes about me. My husband & I have a great sex life and I would never cheat, but knowing that this guy secretly has dirty thoughts about me turns me on. Sometimes my we brag to them about how rockin' our sex life is, just because I want to keep his imagnination going. I'm a horrible friend!; August 20, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Anonymous said...: I like to watch Japanese cartoon porn.; August 20, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...: To the person that said "eat your fruits veggies lean meats and grains - moderation is the key"
Get off your high horse - seriously? Everyone knows that.
If it were just THAT SIMPLE I'm positive that we'd all be fit knowitalls like you. We'd all think sugar was disgusting and they'd have fish markets on every corner instead of McDonalds and Wendy's.
I bet you're one that wonders why the weight loss sector is a BILLION dollar industry?
You'll probably come back and say "it's no easy for me but I just do it." Or something like that. Good for you, but just because you can make it happen doesn't mean that you get to be impatient with the rest of the world....; August 20, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Anonymous said...: I would like to confess that I think confession booth is just a way for a bunch of Mormon gals to get together and talk about raunchy sex! But I'm not hating or judging, I just think it's funny!; August 20, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Plain Jame said...: I've never peed in the shower - like I never knew it was an option. Maybe I should try it? Nah - bathing in my own urine - not my thang. I did pee in the veyo pool when I was little though...

Oh and Tib - you KNOW that I would pee my in pants or my shower to go to a concert with you. Can I bring my 8 week old in a snugli? NO?; August 20, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Anonymous said...: Sometimes I can sit in the mirror for a couple hours squeezing the oil and stuff our of my pores. I don't know why - but it's a huge stress reliever, but then I feel dumb for doing it because my face is all red and looks horrible - but it goes away. I don't do it as often anymore, mostly cause I don't have time. Am I the only one that does this? lol; August 20, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Plain Jame said...: Oh and I am ashamed to admit that even though I avoided the stupid games forever on facebook I am now addicted to them! Noooooooooooo!

Help me.; August 20, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Mindi said...: Okay, I have to say this to anon 11:03 am and 12:22 am--

Yes, I know exactly who those comments were meant for. Thank you for visiting confession booth.

Just thought you should know--

I DON’T go to concerts because I am :

A looking for my lost youth
B trying to be cooler than you
C jumpstarting my music career
D trying to be a role model

I DO go to concerts because:

A I love music and it’s my passion
B I love to watch musicians perfom live
C it’s a great alternative to same old boring dinner/movie
D it’s something I can enjoy with my husband and friends

I apparently also did NOT get the memo that attending a concert made me a ‘NOT GOOD ROLE MODEL’. I’m not sure where that rule is posted?

I guess I also don’t know where the “YOU ARE PUSHING 40 SO YOU SHOULD TURN YOUR HEAD TO THE WALL AND DIE” rule is posted, either.

if you could get back to me on where you found those, that would be great, fyi~

Concerts aren’t your thing? I totally get that. Not gonna push you. Not gonna judge you. But it WOULD be ‘judgemental to insinuate that someone is immature and vapid’ by saying what you said how you said it.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Besides WORD UP, next time all you hatahs are all up in my grill I will have to school you on your faded ways fo shizzle my wizzle!

Just keeping it real. Yo.

love mindi; August 20, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Anonymous said...: I just have to say that Mindi-I really think that you might be the coolest, most comfortable in your own skin, naturally funny, witty without trying to be person that I may have ever layed blog eyes on!
I only wish that I were more like that and these haters know that they wish they were like you to!

Get a life Suckahs!; August 20, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Regan said...: You go Mindi! You tell em! Seriously, so silly. Why mock another person's fun? And concerts?!?!?! It's not like you're playing on the McDonald's play place because you can't get enough or hogging the swing from your kid-now that's immature!; August 20, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Martha H. said...: Anon 12:22

What's wrong with 'getting plastic surgery'? If it makes the person feel better about themselves, what's the big deal.

I just got boobs in the Spring and they are fabulous. Totally makes me look proportionate now. I had a pretty good self esteem before, but the boobs are just icing on the cake and I'm not afraid to admit that I love my new boobs!; August 20, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Anonymous said...: The one thing I can't STAND about this confession booth is just how many people judge others' thoughts, opinions, and confessions.; August 20, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Plain Jame said...: Dangit my pee comment didn't subscribe me to the follow-up comments! Here's another try!; August 20, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Melissa said...: Wow there's a whole lot of shiz on here. This is just too entertaining!; August 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM
M-Cat said...: I'm a little slow, but finally got here! Ooooh Mindi, such fun!!! Leaving my real name so I can get the follow up emails......

Keep 'em coming; August 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Anonymous said...: I think the snuggie is the stupidest thing in the world. And I'm tired of seeing it all over the blogosphere.; August 20, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 11:23- Health and well being and eating HABITS are a CHOICE. Everyone makes one choice or the other, every single day. I get tired of comments from people (especially in my family) who have had a lifetime of poor eating habits, but have the ability to change, and don't. If you have the time and means to change, do it! Don't get pissed, jealous, whatever, if someone is healthier than you--and I don't mean skinny. I mean healthy.; August 20, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 7:48 Ewwww. Gross!; August 20, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...: I am way TOO bugged when people don't add the extra "o" on the word 'to" when they mean ALSO.; August 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Anonymous said...: I have nothing against gay people. The ones that I know are some of the nicest most genuine guys. I am LDS and believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, but I'm torn. I have boys and often think to myself, in the world today, what if one or more of them turned out to be gay. It would break my heart if they weren't able to have a happy, fulfilling life because they couldn't marry the love of their life. It just makes me think and I really don't know what I would do.; August 20, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...: I just checked out the original confession booth by Tori, and I like it waaaay better. So much nicer, less depressing. Peace out!; August 20, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Kimallsup said...: Rock - on Mindi; August 20, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: I just got all my lady bits waxed.

All of them.

It is pretty sweet.; August 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Anonymous said...: It just cracks me up how upset and bent out of shape some people can get about some of these confessions and opinions. People, you have made my day.; August 20, 2009 at 1:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon Aug 20, 9:15

I sort of agree with you. I am overweight and eat like crap. I do not complain about my weight or how I look because I don't feel like I have the right to. I haven't done anything to change it and I keep eating and drinking all the crap that will just make me heavier. In fact right now I'm drinking a 64 ounce Dr. Pepper and eating sweet and sour chicken, sesame chicken and rice and noodles.

Next...it annoys the hell out of me at how overly sensitive some women can be. Really. Everything is NOT about you! I think if more women would take a deep breathe and think things through and realize that, life would be so much simpler.

To the confessor who said that their husband never fixes anything I feel your pain. My husband goes to work and comes home and does nothing to help around the house...inside or out. Our yard looks like crap. I've tried to do it all but I can only do so much and even when I could do it all I resented him all the more.

Okay. I think that's it.....for now.

Wait. I would give up my eyelashes to go to a concert with Mindi and Tiburon. Mabye my eyebrows as well.; August 20, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Anonymous said...: I know a lot of people who read this blog. My confession is that I am insecure enough to wonder how many of the negative & prejudiced comments regarding religion, lifestyle, and politics come from "friends" who secretly disagree with my life choices. But who would never admit it to my face. Maybe I'm really an awful person but nobody dares tell me.; August 20, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Ali said...: Mindi,
I think a lot of people are just plain JEALOUS of the stuff you and RBC get to do. I know I am! Seriously, it is really great you two get so much time to yourselves.; August 20, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Anonymous said...: coupon hater 10:21 - ever hear of the express lane?; August 20, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Anonymous said...: anon 10:14 - why do you blog then if it's not to meet friends and people that you have things in common with? If someone meets their husband on-line does that make him not a "real" husband because their relationship began on the computer? I treasure the friendships I've made through blogging and am thankful every day for this resource to do so. Some people have real phobias about meeting people in real life, or are stuck at home with small kids during the day, or live miles away from real life friends or family so what's so wrong with giving them an outlet?; August 20, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Anonymous said...: I hide money from my husband. Just in case.; August 20, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 8:43

Thank you so much for posting that! I am really enjoying going back in mind through all my old bishops and loving picturing someone having a crush on them. Ack! A great exercise in giggling whilst throwing up in my mouth a little. I get that your bishop is probably cute, but that's never been the case in my wards, so it's just REALLY funny.

If it makes you feel better, I thought I was in love with my OB who was in a bishopric (not mine). I would find excuses to drive by his house hoping to get a glimpse of him. Does that make me a stalker?; August 20, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...: I thought this was the "Confession Booth" not the "Complaining Booth."

Any body can complain, criticize and judge, but they are all worthless words unless you are willing to DO something. And I don't think anybody really likes complainers.; August 20, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Anonymous said...: I have to say that the "coupon" hater is just someone who doesn't know how to shop sensibly. I have saved thousands and don't give a crap if you have to wait in line behind me. That's what the "do it yourself" checkout is for. Haters. Just saying.; August 20, 2009 at 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Hello...this is confession booth not bash on others. If you have an issue with "someone" deal with it...don't pussy foot around the issue & hide behind your anon.; August 20, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Anonymous said...: In response to "skinny but are you happy?" Very happy to be thin! Workout and eat whatever the hell I want and still flaunt it. So sorry for all you dieters that are obsessed. Crash diets don't work. Screws up your metabolism. Nothing is that easy.; August 20, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Mindi's hubby looks like Vince Vayne.; August 20, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Hate. Hate Facebook friend padders.

Let's all see how many people we can add that we really could care less about, just to up the friend number. Stupid.

Quality friends, not quantity people.; August 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Anonymous said...: I confess that i think my mom is the most amazing, loving, funny, and understanding person i have EVER known-- I love my mom. She, BY THE WAY, is a wonderful role model and i look up to her in every way. I'm glad she likes to have fun and go to concerts. She is an independent, beautiful, smart woman that i hope i can be like when I become a mom. so Hatahs? BE JEALOUS! love you mom.
♥ Katielady; August 20, 2009 at 3:38 PM
tiburon said...: Katie

I love you. Almost as much as I love your mom.

And I don't mean that in a lezzie way. Just a friendly way. Cause I am secure enough in my sexuality to tell my female friends that I think they are pretty and "hawt" and I love them :P; August 20, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Anonymous said...: I wonder... all you moms out there who can't stand their own kids, or loves it when they are gone, asleep, etc. I have a question for you... are you one of these Fertile Myrtle women who "just think about sex" and get pregnant? Not a hatah, just curious.; August 20, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 3:48

I wouldn't say "I can't stand my kids" but I was one of those ones that agree I am missing the gene.

I love my kids and I love being a mom. I also love getting away from my kids and having time to myself. Does that make me a bad mom? I don't think so. I think I have to refill my cup so I have something to give my family.

I am not fertile at all. We had to work hard for our children and I wouldn't ever change having them. I will just appreciate when they are gone!; August 20, 2009 at 3:53 PM
gina bina said...: Katielady, you just TOTALLY redeemed the confession booth. What a sweetheart :); August 20, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Hey Mindi - maybe one of your rules for the next confessor booth (if you would even choose to have another one) is that you wont post comments that are just responding to someone elses post...? Just post confessions - not replies? Just sayin.

I confess that I still feel really young and immature, even though I am 31 and have three kids!; August 20, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Melissa said...: WTF? Butt Smella.
How does one smell their own A%%?
Seriously. I really hope you're joking.; August 20, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Anonymous said...: anon 2:34

or some people are so insecure that they find others online that are just like them to justify their unhappiness.
In need of validation. "You look good." "No you look good." "No you look good."
Women that spend hours & hours daily on the computer need to get a life. Peace out; August 20, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Plain Jame said...: Dude - that letter from Katie almost made me cry! -THAT- is all the validation you'll ever need, right mindi? I confess, I hope my daughters adore me when I grow up!

Oh and I'll also confess - yes being a parent is hard. VERY HARD. But it's very worth it. The kids aren't the only ones that learn and grow.; August 20, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Who is 'Vince Vayne'?; August 20, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Anonymous said...: I hate to clean and don't do it very often. My kids have several chores every day just to do the things that I hate to do. Lots of times I start cleaning something when I hear the garage door going up when my husband is coming home from work. Half the time he has to do his own laundry and he always has to do his own ironing. My mom was a clean freak and I think I am rebelling against expectations. My house looks pretty tidy but my sheets only get changed about once every 2 months.; August 20, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Anonymous said...: I wonder how many women out there think plastic surgery is bad cause it's "changing what God gave you." Let me ask you this.....Did you get braces to "fix" your teeth? Isn't that changing what God gave you?
If we had the money I would totally get a boob job at the drop of a hat, and lipo!; August 20, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Anonymous said...: I'd like to refer everyone back to Mindi's rules of the Confession Booth. It says, plain as day, that PET PEEVES are allowed. Complaining/pet peeves, that's what the confession booth is for.

Oh, and while I am here reminding everyone that it is okay to dish the complaints ('cause I LOVE reading them) here is another one:

The smell of baby powder deodorant is disgusting to me! I hate smelling my coworkers sweaty armpits that are covered with this stuff. Come on people, save the baby powder scent for the babies!; August 20, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Anonymous said...: I love going to concerts,and go every chance I get. I also love music. I'm in my mid-fifties, with grown children. My husband and friends have a great time...You go Mindi you have a way to go to catch up with me. it keeps you young to do the things you love.; August 20, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...: To the commentor regarding Confessions vs. Complaining....I think I love you.; August 20, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Anonymous said...: What the hell happened to the CB that was funny, full of stuff that either people made up or were true but was fun to secretly share? It seems like it's turned into a bashing booth. Me no likey.

Mindi - you are a rockstar! I hope this poor season won't deter your future CB's. Maybe it's a sign of how unhappy people are right now......IDK - but seriously, we gotta step up the game.

I'll go first. I confess that I love it when I pee or poop! I feel skinny for just a second and I LOVE IT

See, now that was easy - no bashing, no judging, just stupid fun stuff.

Oh, and backdoor entrance? You know what I mean..... no thanks, but if rings YOUR bell, have at it!; August 20, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Anonymous said...: I am SO SICK of our wards endless activities. I get roped into to help w/lame activities on a weekly basis, for hours. What the hell happened to family first? DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THIS WAY????? I am considering leaving the church just on this one issue alone. (3-4 activities a week + VTeaching + church lessons...I'm DONE!); August 20, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: My husband condones my having 'relationships' with other women. I'm bi-sexual and he's fine with it. We have are completely happy and in love and I love that he doesn't make me repress who I am. I don't have casual sex but I have had 2 very meaningful relationships with women and it has turned into more. My neighbors would BURN ME AT THE STAKE-house (literally) if they knew the real me...on top of that I'm LDS. (wow, it feels good to get that off my chest); August 20, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Anonymous said...: I think Facebook is so lame.

"I just went to Disneyland" "I just ate pancakes"... who gives a crap.; August 20, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: I think gay guys are so hot.
What the hell is wrong with me?; August 20, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...: Glenn Beck is cute in a teddy bear kinda way.; August 20, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Anonymous said...: i really really love my husband but i am struggling with some kind of mid-life crisis and really contemplating cheating on him with an old high school sweetheart. please talk me out of it.; August 20, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Anonymous said...: I confess that I do not like Celine Dion. She is very annoying. Yet, I saw her in concert in Las Vegas...she was amazing in concert...loved every minute of it! That is why concerts are awesome. I will not listen to a Celine Dion CD, but I would LOVE to go to a concert again! I want to see Depeche Mode again too...the last (and only) time I saw them was in SLC at the Salt Palace in 1989...they were awesome...I also confess to being completely and utterly jealous of Mindi...I would love to be an angry jealous hatah...but you are just too damn funny and real...thanks for letting me blurk and be entertained....my heart will go on and on...; August 20, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Anonymous said...: It is time for a Mindi hatah comment...you are just not moderating fast enough girl!!! Come on!! I have been waiting way to long for updated confessions...I am so close to calling you a bee-otch...although totally anonymously...; August 20, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Anonymous said...: I play Webkinz online for my daughter and take care of her pets. I actually like it.; August 20, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Anonymous said...: I still love you too.; August 20, 2009 at 8:43 PM
Mindi said...: attention confessors:

i confess that i am not really 'all-state' when it comes to comment moderation.

when i get on to approve comments, sometimes i'll read one and think, "hmmmm, have to think abuot that. i'll come back to it" and skip it, meanwhile marking the others for publishing.

then i might go to delete the one before publishing the other and perhaps delete all the ones marked for publishing?

so i suck. it's stressed me out a little.

so, don't see your comment? feel free to comment again and most likely i'll put it through--obviously i'm letting just about everything and the kitchen sink through. my bad.

fyi: there have only been a handfull that i have rejected.; August 20, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Who is Vince Vayne?

I meant Vince Vaughn.; August 20, 2009 at 9:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Gay guys are hot.; August 20, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 12:22

Karma's a bitch.

That's awesome that even though you have obviously followed WTYM for quite some time, you still can't stop coming back for more and that is what is really making you mad I suppose.

But take the hate elsewhere please.

Mindi - Don't change a thing. Carry on!!!; August 20, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Anonymous said...: I don't stand in the toilet or pee in the shower. My bad. That reminds me of the classic "Sofa King" saying.; August 20, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Anonymous said...: I, too, am one of those totally straight women who thinks boobs are hot.

My husband thinks it's great!; August 20, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Anonymous said...: My whole life I have had more close "guy" friends than women friends. Not being single anymore makes that hard. I would much rather pal around with men than catty women. I don't let many women close because I can't stand to be associated with their poor pathetic ultra sensitive attitudes,; August 20, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, I recently became friends with a married woman on facebook. I have a gigantic crush on her because I think she's sexy, she has a fantastic smile and she's smart AND funny. I smell trouble, and the scent is intoxicating.; August 20, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Anonymous said...: *I wish I had bigger boobs
*I find peeing in the shower to be completely relaxing (urine is sterile, so its okay right?)
*I like to pick my nose
*I want another baby so bad I dream I am nursing a baby, I can feel a baby kicking.
*I went skinny dipping for the first time last month, it was completely exhilarating. In fact I encourage you to give it a try, and run around on the beach a bit first.
*I hate it when people comment on my being "skinny" like its a bad thing.
*I hate that I can't mention trying to loose weight just because I am a size 8. I have gained 20 pounds since getting married. Guess what, I still don't feel as good as I did, and my clothes still don't fit!
*I compare my post baby weight loss to my sister.
*I've been rejected by my husband.
THANKS, this is very theraputic.; August 20, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Anonymous said...: I Love my Daughter's Webkinz

I would so totally go to concerts galore, but I lack funds and am in a location no on wants to come to.; August 21, 2009 at 12:15 AM
Anonymous said...: I wonder if I caused my good guy friend from high school to be gay? I was shocked when I found out and to think, I thought he had a crush on me. Maybe if I'd been smart about going for the nice nerdy guy, and dated him if he'd be straight? I wish I knew.

PS He is totally HOT now!; August 21, 2009 at 12:19 AM
Anonymous said...: Mindi,

I just thought you would like to know that I am a male reader who has followed your blog for almost a year. This is my first comment.

I also know other men (some from work, some from school) who read your blog on a daily basis.

Men don't like to read many blogs. Or if they do, they are forced to (by spouse) or do it secretly (porn related, perhaps?). Yours is the first one I've heard several men admit that they enjoy reading.

So, my conclusion? You are a smart, funny, intelligent and extremely gifted writer who has a knack for telling a great story and using just the right amount of self-depreciation.

Plus, it doesn't hurt that you are a knockout. We men are never going to change some things!

So, keep it up, WTYM! Don't let the haters get you down.

Brad (Yes, my real name.); August 21, 2009 at 12:37 AM
alimud said...: This is WAY TOO FASCINATING! Posting so I can get the rest of the comments e-mailed! Thanks for the entertainment Mindi!; August 21, 2009 at 2:08 AM
Anonymous said...: I am not interested in nor do I like to talk about politics, especially to people who are hard core into it. When people start talking about it, I pretend to listen while trying to figure out how long I have to stay without offending them. If people want to get obsessed over it, that is fine. I am just so sick of hearing about it every time I turn around. I try to stay informed so I'm not completely ignorant of the matters at hand. I vote. I just get tired of the water cooler debating, the one party mocking and berating the other and the know-it-all types trying to shove their philosophies down my throat. Just saying.; August 21, 2009 at 2:13 AM
Anonymous said...: I stopped going to church almost a year and a half ago and I've never been happier. What does that mean? I've always thought/been taught that you had to go to church to be happiest in life. Turns out, I was wrong. I'm loving life and loving my free Sundays to spend with my family and go wherever I want without fear of someone seeing me "out" on a Sunday. Wow, can you say guilt issues???? :); August 21, 2009 at 7:23 AM
Anonymous said...: want the comments baby; August 21, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm super-fine, I'm round-the-clock horny, I'm rocking one leg...and I got a case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Jealous!?; August 21, 2009 at 8:59 AM
Mindi said...: 8:59 am?

i think i love you.; August 21, 2009 at 9:05 AM
Anonymous said...: I think my step brother is a a lazy, fat, slob. He stinks up my mom's couches with his nasty BO, and if my step-dad doesn't make him move out soon, I think my mom should divorce him.; August 21, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Anonymous said...: sex with my husband is way better than any of the sex i had before i got married. we have so much sex now, sometimes we both get raw. i confess that i couldn't be happier & never expected it to be this good. i never expected good, sin free sex to be so fantastic. i always thought part of the reason sex was so fun was because it was so forbidden.; August 21, 2009 at 9:30 AM
Anonymous said...: i'm horny all of the time, too. unless of course i've just had an IBS episode, then i want to die.; August 21, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Anonymous said...: My husbands sister is getting married soon...and I think she's making the biggest mistake of her life. She is settling for less than what she wants. And she knows it. I'm using every last ounce of will power I have to not tell her how I feel. This is the path that she is choosing for herself and I have to accept that. But I still don't like it.; August 21, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I made out with an old boyfried a couple of months ago...I have been married for almost 20 years...my husband does not know...I don't talk to the old boyfriend any more because I want to make my marriage work. I think my old boyfriend is getting divorced.; August 21, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Anonymous said...: I left the hatah comment about not being fast enough on moderating...I am not a hatah...really...I just like reading the comments....so don't get stressed...not worth it! The CB is just better than anything on tv....you are definately the queen bee--otch! :); August 21, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Anonymous said...: *This is amazing. And I've spent WAY too much time ignoring my children to read all of these posts....

*I'm not political at all and don't care to read everyone's political crap.

*I used to think that flirting with others while married was harmless - until I kissed another man. It stopped at a kiss, unlike my husband...

*My husband had an affair with my best friend (at the time) 2 years into our marriage. It took him 2 more years to confess it to me. He said it only lasted about a month. I think he lied about how long it lasted, but I have forgiven him anyway. It took me longer to forgive her, but I recently did. It's great not being angry.

*Our marriage is stronger now that we have worked through our infidelities.

*I am also afraid that some of my 'church' friends wouldn't like me if they knew the real me... But I'm starting to find out that they are actually as perverted as me!

*My sex-drive left me a year or so ago and I really miss it. When I do actually have sex, I enjoy it a lot and wonder 'why don't I do this anymore?'

*More 'Mormon ladies' like to talk about their sex life than you'd realize. My friends and I do it every time we're together! It's wonderful! :)

*I do feel better now that I'm going to church more often, but I'm in Primary, so I don't have to deal with the catty-ness of women, only the faces of excited kids...

*People always say how I'm amazing because I like having other people's kids over to my house. Truth is, I like it that way because my kids don't bug me as much when they have friends over.

*I love my kids, but I let them watch TV more than I 'should' because it gives me a break. :)

***THANKS MINDI!!!***
It's good to see we're all messed up in a normal sort of way!; August 21, 2009 at 10:29 AM
Mandy said...: HOW COOL IS THIS! :) Thank you for entertaining me for the morning.

I'm gonna have to think of my confessions to add. Be back later.; August 21, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Tammy said...: I totally want to be besties with Tib and Mindi, I love that you both are comfortable in your own skin, you like to have fun and are not mean people. I love and read your blogs all the time.

Plus, how do you express that without sounding like some weird, psycho stalker?

And.. I am not doing this anonymously... I ain't skairt!; August 21, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Getting along with the in-laws is MUCH more difficult that it ever should be. I much prefer the drama and manipulation from my own family.; August 21, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Anonymous said...: To a dear friend: if you want to move out of Utah because you hate it here, THEN MOVE. But we all know you'll never leave.; August 21, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous said...: To another dear friend: I have a strong feeling that we are both going through the same difficult trial. Except neither one of us can really talk about it. But if I could...I would want to talk to you.; August 21, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Anonymous said...: Most people who know me would think I'm a social butterfly. But really, I prefer to be alone most of the time. If I could, I would only ever hang out and talk with my husband. Sometimes I wish just the two of us lived on a deserted island.; August 21, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...: I secretly laugh at fat people drinking diet soda. HELLO, it's a little too late for that.

ps. the aspartame in diet soda that sweetens it, will do far more damage to your body than any amount of sugar ever will. (Note to doubters, it was developed in the late 70's, early 80's as a CHEMICAL WARFARE agent!) Just thought you'd like to know.; August 21, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Mindi...I think 11:38 p.m. is trying to tell you he has a crush on you....!! He is a lovah not a hatah..; August 21, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Anonymous said...: I hate the "I'm so much better than you" attitude that exudes from most people in the medical field. Guess what, you're profession isn't any nobler than any other, so get over it.; August 21, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: anon 8/19 10:02

Most people don't homeschool because they think they are better than you (although they probably are), they do it because they actually want to be involved in their child's education, and/or remove them from the environment of the public school system.

So why don't YOU get over yourself, and quit thinking everyone is just trying to out do you.; August 21, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Anonymous said...: Although my children are both still small...I expect more out of my son (2), than my daughter (4)and I am much harder on him.; August 21, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Anonymous said...: August 20, 4:45 PM

I don't think plastic surgery is wrong because it's changing what God gave you. I think it's wrong because it probably means you're too focused on your appearance. The fact that so many Utah Mormon moms get boob jobs says something about what the general focus is among that demographic.

Not that I would NEVER ever consider plastic surgery. I just think it's something to be cautious about.; August 21, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm divorced, and I really miss having sex. Seriously.; August 21, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Anonymous said...: My MIL passed away right before we were married. I can testify that NOT having a MIL is much much harder than having a MIL.; August 21, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...: I love my husband like there is no tomorrow.

But...every so often I find myself fantasizing about getting married again. I want a second wedding, not a second marriage!; August 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Sometimes I sleep after I get home from work until the next morning.; August 21, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Anonymous said...: When I hear and see people that have had plastic surgery, I don't always judge them - I try really hard not to. On one hand I'd like to have it done so I look better and feel better about myself, on the other hand I can't justify it right now either.
It really depends on each persons situation - like my friend has super lopsided ta-ta's. Like and A and a C. She wants to have it done and I'm all about that. I have another friend that has really really bad self esteem and her boobs are fine but she thinks the world will be a better place if she gets bigger ones. Hmmmm.
I think most people look good with it, and I am bit jealous of how nice it makes them look (especially the tummy tuck!) but I just hate that it's becoming so prevalent and normal that after a while I will probably be the only one that has a gross saggy belly and boobies and I'll feel unacceptable.
I know I know, it's my own issues with it, I'm not judging anyone else, (except a few I must confess) I'm just saying it's becoming the new "look" that is so attractive - how can we not be tempted to want to have everything done???

I almost wish it was never invented so we could just all have to be who we are. I've heard alot of people refer to the mentality of the Sneetches - by Dr. Seuss....; August 21, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Anonymous said...: I can't stand any of my mother in laws. They're all crazy - and so is my bi-polar FIL for marrying them. They all think they get to be involved in my husbands life and treat our kids like their own grandkids. I wish they'd all go away!

It's not easier having them when they're MENTAL CASES anon 12:03!!!!; August 21, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Anonymous said...: I try to stay up whats going on in the world but the one thing I haven't gotten in my 30-something years is the whole political party thing. I am not choosing a side and this is not bashing, but I just wondered who came up with "you're either this or that. red or blue. Pick a party and stick with it and then create a war between the two sides."

Isn't that odd to anyone else or is it just me?; August 21, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Anonymous said...: attn: 11:08
Oh my gosh, I'm so scared...I think I'm going to die now because I drink diet coke!!! (please) For your info, aspartame is perfectly fine...you would have to drink gallons upon gallons upon gallons a day for it to hurt you...stop believing this crap--and don't even get me started on "global warming." Ps: Maybe "fat people" drink diet soft drinks because they taste better (except for Dr. Pepper, sorry Mindi, but diet DP is disgusting!) Anyway, who cares what people drink....gawwwwwww!; August 21, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Anonymous said...: I think it bugs my wife that I religiously follow other women's blogs-but I can't stop. I am absolutely fascinated with their wit and creativity. Thank you Mindi, Tib, Arianne, Kami, Tammy, Tiffany, Michelle, Vanessa, Jennie, Natalie and Alyssa.
Sorry honey, I'll try to get you to four tonight!; August 21, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Anonymous said...: My sex drive left with my period over 5 years ago, so most of the time I rely on drugs and/or alcohol to get me going. Sometimes it's not needed, but most of the time it makes it more fun. I am married and I am not even 30 yet, so I think my hormones are just messed up.; August 21, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I once got kicked out of a stip club in Vegas...I am a girl...; August 21, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Tib, my friends quit reading your blog because you never ever commented back (you never commented back on mine either. I still read but don't comment). Which is where I got the link to Mindi's confession booth. Thanks for the link! Mindi, you sound pretty cool...if I leave you comments, will you comment back?; August 21, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: So...is there church Sunday? (LDS people) I heard that there wasn't because of a temple dedication...I am always late to sacrament meeting and I don't dare ask anyone...; August 21, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Anonymous said...: I want to kiss a girl...I am a girl...been married for over 15 years...not gay, but want to know what it is like to kiss a girl...Thanks alot Katie perry..!! I have to go shake the glitter off my clothes now...; August 21, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 11:29,

Thank you for proving my point. Pompous, pompous, pompous! Kudos to you for being involved in your children's education, but it is ridiculous for you to think that just because the rest of us don't keep our kids home, we are NOT involved.
I actually feel as though I am giving my kids a BETTER education by utilizing the public school system. I believe in it strongly and feel that although it is not perfect, it is one of the things that has made our country great. I am sad to see people in my area (where the schools are fantastic) give up on it for fear that their kids will be around other, more questionable kids or that the school is not able to "challenge" their children the way they want.
I believe that a parent can be extremely involved in their child's education no matter what school they belong to and that any child can thrive and even be challenged if they come from a stimulating home environment that supports education and a love of learning. I also believe that my children deserve the chance to be out in the real world and experience all of life's ups and downs, even the scarier experiences, without me breathing down their necks the entire time.
I love my children to death and they know it. They also know that I trust them enough to be a part of society and that they are accountable for themselves and need to work hard for their education and their place in this world.
I understand that you see it differently, but I am just saying, I can pick out the "home-schooled" kid in a crowd instantly. Of the 6-7 families I know that home-school, they all come from the same mold and fall into the same stereotype. I can't explain that. I just ultimately feel sorry for those kids and think they are being short changed. Just my opinion.; August 21, 2009 at 1:35 PM
Anonymous said...: 12:27 and 12:35 I agree with you and validate you! Also, 11:04, I could have written the exact same comment!; August 21, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Anonymous said...: I brag about my hubby whenever I can. If he feeds the kids Mac & Cheese for dinner I tell my friends he made dinner! I honestly think it is one of the reasons we are so happy together... And it makes him want to help around the house even more.; August 21, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...: OK so this is not really a confession...but more of an FYI...did you know there are a lot of SG 'ho's' on Craigs List?? I just thought it was funny. My husband's single friend knows some of them (I don't know how well) but he found out the police were doing a 'ho' sting...and warned them all. (thank goodness my name wasn't on there..); August 21, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, according to the news, I am going to get a blood clot and die if I wear skinny jeans, die of some weird infection is I wear flip flops, die if I go out in public cuz I will get swine flu, now die if I drink diet soda, what the hell? I think I will just move to Colorado City and live off the land...then when I die my husband will have other wives to take care of him...and I will be able to wear one of those sexy purple puffed sleeve dresses...; August 21, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: I am afraid my mom wont go to help my sister when her first baby is born, so even though we are barely making it financially I have money stashed away to fly down and help. My husband is totally supportive because he knows how much it hurt me when my mom didn't come when my baby was born. He doesn't want her to be alone like we were.; August 21, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Anonymous said...: I admit I skip over the long wordy comments...I don't really care about what soap box they are on. They are We Todd Did.. I just like to read juicy confessions...the shorter the sweeter...and I don't love the back door..I always end up sore no matter how slow...; August 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm afraid I won't ever bear my own children. Adoption would be my last resort. If I have to adopt will I love that child as much as my own? Can I? Sometimes I wonder if it's even possible.; August 21, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Anonymous said...: I can't stand spanish being mixed in english cartoons; August 21, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Anonymous said...: I have a problem. I clog toilets. It's so embarassing. I've clogged so many toilets I can't even tell you. My poop is too big I guess.; August 21, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 8/20 7:50am

Retard: idiot, imbecile, moron, half-wit, cretin, blockhead, dunce, pinhead, stupid, twit.

Retarded: bird-brained, defective, dim witted, dopey, feeble minded, lame brained, numbskull.

If I call someone a retard, or say something is retarded, it's because it is exactly what I WANT to say. I'm sorry I have offended your overly sensitive sensibilities. But I won't bow to political correctness. So stuff it in your self righteous ear!; August 21, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Annon 2:28
I never had help with any of my 4 kids, and it sucked. I don't know if my mom or mil even really thought about it, and apparently i'm still bitter about it, hmmm. I'm so proud of you for doing that for your sister, that is very kind, and she will never forget how thoughtful you are.

I'm addicted to farm town on facebook and it's driving me nuts, but I just can't get enough.
To the coupon hater, your nuts! Why don't you think about all the money you could save. Sounds as if you are always at the store because you don't stock up on things with your coupons. Way to many trips to the store for me, I always use the coupons, save money, have a stock pile and stay away from the store as much as possilbe....I'm just sayin'
Mindi----keep this up, your awesome; August 21, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...: I confess that I am SUPER GLAD I am not Mormon. Especially if this is how Mormons are. (And I'm not talking about the naughty sex with your husband.); August 21, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: I feel like I am harder on my middle child than my other two. I wonder if it's because they thought he might not make it when I was pregnant with him so I decided not to become too attached to the pregnancy. He made it to birth and is fine now, but I feel like I'm sometimes meaner to him than his brother and

Also, my MIL and my Grandma both have favorite Grandkids. I always knew I wasn't the favorite (which didn't bother me), but the fact that my kids are treated differently by my MIL and my Grandma now DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

Am I doing the same thing to my middle child? AH!

(PS - Jessie, this one's mine.); August 21, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Anonymous said...: I love the smell of my newborn's dirty diapers. I actually enjoy sniffing them and I don't take the trash can out as often as I should because I like the way they smell. I never knew baby newborn diapers would be pleasant?; August 21, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 12:30
Do you have more than one MIL? I'm not mormon, but I thought they stopped having multiple wives quite awhile ago. No?
To the poster that says having no MIL is harder I disagree. I feel guilty saying that since my MIL died a few years ago it's been easier. I have experienced years of both having a MIL and not, not having one is by far easier.; August 21, 2009 at 7:31 PM
Anonymous said...: I like my third child more than my first two. He's a toddler and totally make my day. The other two are at least 3-4 years older, they talk back, and they're not as fun!; August 21, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Anonymous said...: I hate fake people...yet I act fake each day to appease my so-called good friend. She is a piece of work. Ultra-sensitive and is offended by everything & everyone. I hate that feel like I am walking on eggshells when around her. She thinks the world revolves around her and it drives me bonkers. One day I hope will have the kahonas (sp?) to tell her what I think. As for now I grin & bear it! Some things aren't worth the hassle.; August 21, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...: 1:35

AMEN!!!; August 21, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Anonymous said...: I confess that my wife and I used to love to get it on in the RBC's and Mindis shade structure on their patio furniture. Sometimes we lit a fire sadly, it blew away and our sex life will never be the same....

Also, Kate Gosslin it completly to blame for the demise of their marriage!!!; August 21, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 9:14

I eat tons of junk food like a two cheeseburger meal at McDonalds today, and I look fabulous! Not skinny but beautiful, I guess I am what I eat . . . delicious! And I'm in a good mood because my cravings are frequently satisfied.

I hate 99% of blogs. I like my blogging friends and neighbors so much less because of their corny, narcissistic blogs. You may think yours is cool but trust me it IS annoying. I don't give a flying fat shit about your family trip to the museum, your perfect husband or your kids' first day of school. Oh is it just for scrapbooking/personal journalistic purposes? Bull shit, you love the attention, why don't you do something productive with your PC like shop!!; August 21, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Holy-H...eee.... doublehockeysticks!
I am a guy and must confess that I really liked the confession booth, kind of exciting to hear the deepest darkest....and even share a little......until I just checked in to find all this political crap and whining about home schooling and some chicks beef with plastic surgery and complaining about the news, etc, etc. When did the confession booth turn into the soap box. The idea here is to share something you think other people would find interesting or surprising. I would almost, I SAID ALMOST rather hear about some chick digging the smell of her own crack than hear the complaining.....oh yeah, I almost forgot to say.... "just saying"....... no nobody will get mad now, right?; August 21, 2009 at 10:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Minda,
looks like the crazys have hijacked your comments. I think it has something to do with being anon on the interweb.
I would suggest you start to charge $0.01 per word for any one who leaves more than a few lines, AND DOESNT CONFESS SOMETHING. It would be cheaper than real therapy. You have a paypal account, right?; August 21, 2009 at 11:05 PM

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