lessons learned from the confession booth


ahhhhh, the confession booth.

it's pretty amazing that something like this can stir up so many feelings amongst so many people.

just a few of the invaluable lessons we've learned from CB cinco:


**fast sundays= PAINFUL

**democrats and republicans like to debate--as do home-schoolers and public-schoolers, those who get plastic and those that don't, fat vs skinny, & bloggers vs non-bloggies. a little drama keeps the world going 'round.

**if you go to harmons and buy some bananas and other various fruit, you could be GETTIN' LUCKY

**some burger king bathrooms are magical

**if you wanna get to hell, there's a carpool you can join. but somebody's already called SHOTGUN.

**webkinz account= CHEAP THERAPY

**if you go to lots of concerts you are:

vain
have lots of plastic surgery
use popular trendy verbage
obnoxious

**some love the smell of newborn poopy diapers. others prefer butt crack.

**the RBC's and mindi's shade structure & patio furniture have seen some pretty serious action. but might also need some pretty serious therapy...

and, finally--kate gosselin it completely to blame for the demise of her marriage!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I personally want to say thanks for confession booth cinco! It was very fun, although very weird compared to the others- I loved the trashy sex talk way more than political debates- I looove me a good confession booth though- no matter what sort of trash talk is goin' on! thanks again!

I'm also totally jealous you went to the DM concert-
even though I grew up in Cache Valley, we are about the same age and love the same things- I would imagine you listened to KJQ? Playing all the hot DM songs in our day! I also loved making out with my boyfriend to the "music for the masses" CD- I also just bought my own copy of sixteen candles last week. I want the Jake Ryan tattoo! =) I love your blog Mindi- thanks for making this cougar feel great! =)

M-Cat said...

Love the wrap up! Um, before the therapy and the RBC's and Mindi's shade structure and patio furniture......Splenda and I will be coming through while I run the red rock relay. Might need a resting place : )

Vanessa said...

It started out really good and then it turned into a depressing, name calling, jr. high bash fest.

I will confess this: I had to stop subscribing because it was giving me complete anxiety. But, my hope in the blogging world was redeemed by this comment (thanks Tammy for the heads up):

Anonymous said...
I think it bugs my wife that I religiously follow other women's blogs-but I can't stop. I am absolutely fascinated with their wit and creativity. Thank you Mindi, Tib, Arianne, Kami, Tammy, Tiffany, Michelle, Vanessa, Jennie, Natalie and Alyssa.
Sorry honey, I'll try to get you to four tonight!

alex dumas said...

Thank you again for the reminder about how much you enjoyed the bananas and various fruit visual. And I did not write that.

Kami said...

I don't know how you do it. I couldn't handle all the moderating and negativity. You are a sport, that's for sure.

ps. I know who left the one Vanessa quoted...and you do too. Good Old JJ.

Omgirl said...

DAMN IT!!!! I totally forgot to post on the confession booth! I saw it and I posted that I needed to think about what to say, then I got busy with my dance stuff and completely forgot to come back. WAH!!! I still haven't thought of anything specific to post, but I'm sure I could have. Oh well, I'll have to save them up for next time. Damn, damn, damn! (Hey, at least it'll provide some good reading next time I have 2 hours to kill.)

tiburon said...

I learned nothing.

I am still waiting for someone to post something that I don't already know.

Fingers crossed for #6.

Anonymous said...

To the big MOOD KILLER from an April 2009 post about all these so called "photographers" popping out of the word work, its not our generations fault we have awesome technology, sweet ass cameras and guess what, maybe some people ARE creative and like to SHOOT and maybe they understand aperture, shutter speed, ISO, lighting, flash, composition and maybe.......youre JEALOUS!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........You gotta risk it for da' biscuit!