confession booth: SEIS



i must confess: i've been dragging my feet on the confession booth.

people have pretty strong opinions when it comes to c.b.--either it's loved or it's loathed.

it also happens to be the one posting that i get the most requests for. it is also the posting that causes the most controversy and/or disapproval.

each time i go into confession booth week, i have great intentions of filtering out the more inappropriate comments and only posting the ones that would pass my mother's approval test. (okay, more like MOSTLY pass.)

but, like any subject worth it's salt in shock value, i become more and more jaded as the week goes on, and before i know it i'm posting comments that may or may not involve the phrases "mexican midget on roller skates" (okay, that one was one of my favorites!), "back door", and "some jumper cables, a can of 40 weight motor oil, and a donkey fluent in arabic."

it's not pretty.

we also had an extraordinary amount of whiners, bitchers, moaners, & complainers on booth number five--enough to make me think that giving it another 'heave ho' was outta the picture.

but then the eternal optimist/social cruise director/people pleaser in me takes hold, and tells me that it wouldn't hurt to give it one more shot. AND that small and not so still voice tells me that i can MAN UP and take charge. it's MY party. so that's what i'm gonna do.


diversity makes the world go 'round.

i realize that many of you have strong opinions about the confession booth--that's what makes it interesting. if you love a little scandal and some not-so-light reading, you will be back again & again. if you frown on it and/or don't condone, please come back this friday. no hard feelings. let's still be friends~

so.....without further ado.........

today i am turning off my statcounter and opening up confession booth SEIS. feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in yours or your neighbor's closets, your pet peeves, whatever. you can do it as "anonymous", or make up a name, whatever floats your boat.

but here's how it's going down:

1. i'm using comment moderation. try to not get your freak on too much-- if it's too insane for even a jaded chick like me, it won't make the cut. but give it your best shot! I VALIDATE YOU.

2. i would like to stress that i am NOT your bishop/priest/parole officer/last rights, so if you murdered someone and/or hacked them up and stuffed them in the drywall?? go to another blog. please. NOW.

don't make me cry.

3. feel free to confess without me knowing who you are or where you're from--everything will be turned off until the booth is closed.

4. i reserve the right to post or not post your confession. please also try to refrain from standing on soapboxes and criticizing other confessions and/or confessors--let's all just play nice and get along.

and to quote tori, the genius creator of confession booth, "if you are a psycho who wears scary masks, please don't tell me. thanks."


we will be taking confession until midnight, thursday the 21st.



(get the skinny on the first booth. or the second booth. and if that's not enough, you can check out booth number three & booth number four.)

565 comments:

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addicted said...

yes! it's back. happy week to me!

ang :o) said...

this rocks! love me some CB!

Suzie said...

I confess that I am hoping there are some sad stories shared so I don't feel so bad about my own crappy crap.
Selfish?
No, just want to find kindred spirits! We can DO this!
(yeah, I don't believe myself)

Anonymous said...

I will try to embrace this confession booth. But only because I love you.

Anonymous said...

I probably shouldn't have a temple recommend.

Anonymous said...

My favorite quote I've ever heard from a parent to child was one that my friend's mother told her after she remarried:

"You know, honey--Bob is really a fantastic lover."

I think I would die!

Anonymous said...

I had a fantastic night with a guy who had wonderful SKILLS.

It made me almost forget about the fact that it took place at his friend's apartment!

A little unconventional, I realize. But it was novel-worthy.

Anonymous said...

I hate my neighbor's yappy dog.

I want to put a sedative in it's doggie bowl.

I hope it gets run over daily. Does that make me a really bad person?

Anonymous said...

i confess that i am about to turn the big four-OH!

at which point i am going to turn my head to the wall and die.

because old people don't really deserve to "live"--we just take up valuable oxygen by the mere act of breathing.

i also confess that i don't think it should be too hard to figure out who posted this.

Shawn said...

Hey there, 10:29! I am over the big 5-0 and I am hawt---so just suck it up and live!!!

Love this---its sick and twisted, but so addictive to read....

The Boob Nazi said...

I haven't shaved my legs in a month and a half.

Let the judging begin.

Anonymous said...

After my ex and I broke up, I put his phone number on mysterygoogle.com and told people to call and sing Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, or other tween songs as punishment.
I don't know if anyone did, but it makes me happy to think that one maybe did it.

Anonymous said...

I have muffin top.

Anonymous said...

I hate having a period! I know that I am supposed to feel reverent about being able to create life and all, but I really just think we women got the shaft!

I think there could have been an easier way to do it. Just saying.

Misty said...

Thanks Mindi-

I too am a people pleaser/cruise director-
So from one people pleaser to another-
I LOVE ME SOME CONFESSION BOOTH!!
Love your blog sista-
thanks for making my week!

Anonymous said...

To the period hater-

If your done with the babies-

get the rollerball oblation-
a procedure that cauterizes your uterus. about as painful as a pap smear- not too bad. it stops your period forever!
call your ob-asap!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have the hots for my bishop. He's young, smart, well-dressed...and sometimes I get distracted when he's at the pulpit. Oh yeah, and I'm going to hell...

Anonymous said...

I've been married for almost 12 years and am blissfully happy with my husband. I love him more than anything.

My issue is that our sex life has become really routine and bland. I would like to try a few new things (Nothing too crazy. We are active L.D.S.)but he says he isn't comfortable with anything I've suggested.

I am frustrated and don't know how to handle the situation. I think I am calling to see if I can get a counseling appointment for us tomorrow.

Does anybody know any great husband/wife counselors in the Salt Lake or Provo area?

And Mindi: I love your blog! I read it daily. Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

I HATE GREG OLSEN PAINTINGS!!!!

There. I said it.

I think that they represent all that can be cheesy about Mormon culture.

And now I'm going to hell as well.

Anonymous said...

I have a testimony of the Mormon faith. I'd actually say it's very strong. But what I have an issue with is how to reconcile myself to the whole gay issue. I feel really torn about it. We are taught to love everyone. I know that the church can't and shouldn't change their policies on the subject, but I wish there was some way for everybody to be happy and content.

I hope that I am publishing this anonymously! I don't think I could handle the pressure of people knowing!

Mindi said...

11:28--

congrats! you did it right!

anonymous you ARE.

anonymous you SHALL REMAIN.

Anonymous said...

Matter flows from place to place and momentarily comes together to be you. Some people find that thought disturbing, I find the reality thrilling.

Anonymous said...

I once got busy to a Keane CD.

It was delicious!

Anonymous said...

I wanted to post this comment on your last confession booth, but I chickened out! So, I'm doing it right now before I lose my nerve.

A few years ago I was making out with this guy that I was really into.

We were standing outside by his car and things were getting pretty passionate.

There happened to be a model spec home on that street that was for sale. We decided to see if we could sneak in for a while.

He went to open the door and it was locked. I told him that if he wanted any more that he was going to have to break the window to get us in.

He turned around, grabbed a rock, and smashed the window next to the door.

It was one of the hottest things, ever.

(I realize I should feel bad about that, and I did, for about 1 minute:)


Thanks! That felt good!

Aimee said...

Thank you so much for doing this again!!!

Anonymous said...

I think that I am going to die a virgin. And am jaded enough to believe I won't be missing out.

Also I cry at the death of a police service dog killed on duty but don't care about the officer that died as well.

Anonymous said...

I had some really amazing sex in my friend's bed. I thought I had straightened everything up, but m'lady left her earring, gum, and a CD behind. He's still trying to figure out who breached his bedroom door and invaded his sacred sanctuary. It's driving him crazy that I won't confess, and he's started to suspect another friend. I can't help but laugh every time I hear it come up, and I think about what happened in between those sheets more often than I'd care to admit.

Anonymous said...

My husband and I have only had sex twice IN A YEAR. I am very sexually frustrated.

Anonymous said...

Dear 11:19,
After 25 years sex with my husband has become routine, too. Just once could he be spontaneous?

Anonymous said...

My husband refuses to get a job. He's on disability, but won't get the surgery to make it so he can work again. We have been in danger of losing our house many times. He never helps me around the house or with the kids. I suspect he drinks and abuses pain pills with his buddies, but yet just baptized my daughter. All of my friends think I should leave him, but I hate the thought of moving back into my parents' house with 4 kids and having them say "I told you so".

me said...

My husband is getting a $30k bonus this week. I am excited but feel guilty because I have friends who's husbands are unemployed, or who make a lot less than we do, so I can't tell anyone.

Anonymous said...

i secretly relish in people that yo-yo diet. and yo-yo diet. and yo-yo diet.
come on now...it's not that hard. eat right. work out. quit lugging your thermal mug to 7-11 each morning for your beverage and do something about it. is that heartless? sorry if the truth hurts.

tammy said...

I don't get cat people. Dogs are obviously much cuter.


(Just kidding Mindi. I needed a comment to be able to subscribe)

Anonymous said...

I am planning on doing hcg off and on for the rest of my life.

jmee said...

There are a lot of people who diet and exercise doesn't work for, that have hormone (or other health) problems which cause them to gain weight and not be able to lose it. I am one of them. I resent people that think it's just a matter of diet and exercise. Oh and as a bonus, I get to not be able to carry any babies longer than 8-9 weeks before miscarrying.

Anonymous said...

I wish my husband would dye his hair so it wasn't so gray.

Anonymous said...

I always love the "just diet and exercise, idiots!" comments.

They are usually made by the people who have never really had a weight problem in their life.

But that's the beautiful part about the C.B., right? EVERYBODY gets an opinion!!!

(Love it even when I hate it!)

Mindi said...

i confess: i LOVE my husband's gray!

i think he looks hot (or is it HAWT?) with the silver--total turn on.

even hotter than dr. drew.

Mindi said...

and why is it that when i have gray in my hair i just look old and haggard?

what a rip off.

Anonymous said...

I confess, I sometimes think about what it would be like if my in-law's died and left us all their money.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes "embellish" things to one particular friend who is known as the neighborhood tell all. I love to see what gets twisted. I especially love when it gets back to me.

Anonymous said...

I have dreams about having an affair with my kids' PE coach all the time.

Anonymous said...

I can't stop shopping.

Seriously. I get a secret thrill just when my kids need new clothes because it means shopping again.

Vanessa said...

I knew a Dr. Drew reference would be in order :)

Easy on the cats Tammy...they keep the mice and birds away.

me said...

damn! this thing is going to suck me in all day!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to CB #4, I took the plunge and got a Brazilian wax. It hurt like hell the first time. I'm not even going to lie. I just don't know why I didn't do it sooner.

And my husband loves it. A lot.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I really would rather sleep than have sex and don't care if my husband takes care of business himself.

Anonymous said...

I would much rather see girl porn than men, and I'm a straight girl.

Heather D. said...

Love c.b. but so many comments make me sad!

Anonymous said...

I really wish my husband would "sext" me every once in a while. He is so worried that someone will see it. I wish he would just let loose sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I like yo-yo dieting. It makes me feel happy.

Anonymous said...

dear anon,
I will sext you. give me your number.

Anonymous said...

I worry that I'm screwing my kids up.

Anonymous said...

It bugs me when people say hawt. It just does. And I also hate 'hubby'. Husband has an S in it, in case you were forgetting. But I love some other slang words and I have been known to say wtf or omg in 'real life.' That's my confession.

Anonymous said...

And one more thing, enough with the kissy face pictures on your facebook! Every picture you take is the exact same, just a different location or party. And the kissy face look is rather immature.

Anonymous said...

My husband has been without a job for 11 months. I know times are bad, but at the same time I'm resentful of him not finishing college and having a career, but just a series of dead-end jobs.

Just SO said...

SQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! It's back!

You know I love this Mindi! :)

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Shawn is over 50.

Anonymous said...

I'm in love with my boss!

M-Cat said...

Yipeee! The CB is back, and yes I am posting real so I can subscribe. Good think I'm not on call all week, this will keep me entertained...

Thanks Mindi!

Anonymous said...

I must confess that I just came across your blog and am in love with the confession booth idea. I think it is a therapeutic way to vent. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

After reading some confessions, I confess I'm happy I'm not a boring Mormon guy in bed, but rather, a Mormon guy who likes to bend the rules until they snap and splinter into a million pieces. And I confess that I hate the Brazilian wax and when girls shave it all. I love how women used to look like women before the 90's, not 10 year old children.

addicted said...

i hate all of the following terms used in blogs to refer to husband and children: hubs, hubby, dh, dd, ds, kiddos, babies(when my friend is referring to her 10,9, 5, and 3 year old children) kiddies, munchkindheads, and i'm sure there's more. blech. just call them kids or children and use your husbands name or call him husband!

Anonymous said...

I ate a whole bag of Sweetheart large valentine's hearts over the weekend....I am going through sugar withdrawals. I think I will probably make my dentist rich this year. I think I am going to go buy another bag.

tiburon said...

Christmas in January!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think there's anything wrong with terms of endearment or nicknames, especially when you want to keep their identity anon. and if it saves time. Why write out "husband" every time when "dh" or "hubs" is much easier.

Regan said...

hehe I love this.

Anonymous said...

I may be the one and only that thinks Facebook is dumb! Really I do not care to have a play-by-play of your life. I hate the fact that people think they know all about each other because of what they saw on Facebook. Frankly, I'd rather call my friends and catch up then read about their life through their posts. Seriously think it is an excuse for people to be up in each other's business.

Anonymous said...

Mormons scare me.

Just SO said...

Frick I forgot to subscribe....

Anonymous said...

Dirty Jo' Punsters. They know me by name.
Not sure how many rabbits I have ran into the ground.
I have even taken my kids with me in the store because I was in a pinch.

Anonymous said...

I used to roll my eyes when I'd hear people say "I'm so grateful for the trials in my life." Like, come on. Who is grateful for hard times?

But then, I went through some hard times. Real. hard. trials.

And now I AM grateful for having gone through those trials because I'm stronger than I ever could have imagined because of it.

tiburon said...

Ooooooops I forgot to hit the subscribe button!

Anonymous said...

I think Facebook is a breading ground for marital affairs. I steer clear.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm the only one in the world who thought the movie "The Blind Side" was cheesy and predictable.

Anonymous said...

I know we've come a long way with women's rights in that past 60 years...but I'd give anything for the chance at a June Cleaver household.

Anonymous said...

Just because you are "active LDS" doesn't mean you can't have awesome sex. I am and I do.

Anonymous said...

My husband (or DH or HUBBY or HUBS if I wanted to offend and annoy) and I like to walk a little on the wild side sometimes.

When we get away, just the two of us, I will buy something slinky & scandalous to wear to dinner. It drives him wild, and it makes me hot as well.

Yes, I am an active Mormon. Yes, I wear my garmets all the time and consider them sacred. But after 14 years of marriage, you have to do something to keep the fires burning.

We have discovered that this works and it's wonderful to feel that way after the every day same thing.

I suggest you try it.

Anonymous said...

My sis-in-law has been trying to get pregnant for 5 months now and last month my husband and I started trying. I secretly hope I get pregnant before her. Sad. I know.

Anonymous said...

I think Facebook & blogging is a breeding ground for same sex love affairs as well. I have friends that have hot dreams about their fellow bloggin' friends. A little twisted I know, but I have proof of these "blesbian" relationships. When these relationships take over that of their families, serious problem. One of the reasons I steer clear of these types.

Anonymous said...

I agree with anon 12:57.
It drives me crazy when people assume that what I post on Facebook is all that is going on in my life. Especially my sister-in-law. She actually asked my husband if I was seriously unhappy because she read through my posts over the last year and decided to pick and choose, and then judge me on them. One, get a life. And two, occasional sarcasm is a valid form of expression.

Anonymous said...

I looooove watching Big Love.

Anonymous said...

Yo-yo dieting makes me happy. liar.

Anonymous said...

I had a miscarriage in February. We asked my husband's family to keep it quiet. They didn't...they told friends and extended family. They proved what I have known all along after four years of marriage, they are totally untrustworthy and disrespectful.

Anonymous said...

I used to use sarcasm a lot. Until reading a book on parenting and finding out just how destructive it can be to children. Had no idea. I try to not use it as much after finding this out and this is hard, because we live in such a sarcastic world!

Erin said...

Love love love the booth!

Anonymous said...

Mindi, I have often said that if I didn't like you so much I would hate you. You are the one blog that my husband reads. I usually know he is when I hear him laughing when he's on his laptop computer late at night.
He thinks you're hot as well.

I've told him that I'm fine with you being the OTHER WOMAN as long as it stays within the confines of your blog pages!!!!!!!

Mindi said...

2:06 p.m--

your husband doesn't know me in real life.

i've decided that i'm comfortable being 'A MONET'. (not so bad from far away, but a hot mess up close.)

thanks for your kind words, though. made my day.

Anonymous said...

I have eaten way too many no bake cookies. I always do when I make them, yet I continue to make them.

On the bright side everything is moving along down there as it should be because of them.

Mindi said...

i confess that i DON'T THINK I'M HOT.

just wanted to say that before anybody accused me of posting "only the comments that say how cute you are."

all one of them.


i also confess that i just shaved my legs after a nearly 3 months, THREE MONTHS!, of hair-growing effort.

i could cut some of the hairs with scissors. which i was quite proud of for some sick & twisted reason.

Anonymous said...

I took my in-laws old pictures and negatives and put them into albums and cataloged all the negatives.

In looking at the negatives I came across some of my mother-in-law when she was younger wearing only a string of pearls.

I never told my husband. I figured one of us being scarred for life was enough.

Anonymous said...

I have been trying to have kids through 2 marriages and almost 20 years. I am at the point where I want to say, "enough is enough", but I know how much my husband wants to have kids. He said he would understand if I were really firm in not wanting to try anymore, but I feel like I would be breaking his heart if we stop trying. Not really sure what to do.

M-Cat said...

I hate it when people spell lose wrong.

I was loosing.

I need to loose some pounds.

bugs

tammy said...

Sorry M-Cat. Sometimes I just loose my mind and forget.

Anonymous said...

We have HBO and Showtime. Sometimes I wish that I could get Skinamax for all of the really naughty shows.

Anonymous said...

Dumb people who forget to change their identity to anon and then post something unkind - should be smacked up the side of the head. hard. dumbass.

Anonymous said...

I have done nothing but eat cookies, watch my tivo, and read these comments today.

Anonymous said...

I have size 36D boobs and am thinking of getting implants.

Anonymous said...

I dream about my old boyfriend all the time and wonder if I was supposed to marry him instead since my husband isn't a member.

Anonymous said...

I am anal when it comes to germs. I carry handwipes in the car, in my purse and put them in my kids' lunches.

Anonymous said...

My husband looks at porn when he's away on business but says it keeps him faithful.

Anonymous said...

It drives me nuts when people talk about how wonderful their husband is on FB. My sister is one of those people. I just want to tell her to shut up and get a room already.

Anonymous said...

I like my friends more than my family.

Anonymous said...

I am wondering who that dumbass was and what they said now.

Anonymous said...

I have a great one..
So I memorized my MIL's email password.. (Only because at one time she asked me to do something for her on her email account.) Well, I was a little snoopy after my inlaws had sent me an email that mentioned stuff that seemed like it could have been triggered by my hubby's ex saying something (they have a child together..way before he met me.) Well the "hoochie-mama" tried to start some drama and emailed my MIL saying that I was talking trash about her online, although I NEVER have EVER mentioned her name or crusty butt online...out of respect for my hubby! I have no reason to hate her but it sure feels good to know that I caught her trying to start drama...hahaha! Little does she know! That jerk! I don't hate her at all.. I just hate drama and lies. I find it funny that she is still after many years...is so immature! It's ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

I'm grossed out by myself right now.

I have been on HCG and the extra hormones have caused me to break out with acne on my back.

I haven't had a zit on my back since I was 18 years old. It's disgusting.

I am hideous. But I'm also thinner. So I'm trapped!

Anonymous said...

Ditto on the CB#4 inspiring the Brazilian Wax. I am finding it quite intriguing, though my husband has taken to calling me Telly Savalas (Kojak).

Anonymous said...

2:44 - I know my MIL's password too and I love it! Especially for the time when I accidentally sent an email to her, complaining about er, that was actually meant for my husband. That was a close one!

Anonymous said...

2:51 - I'm sorry you're getting zits from it. That's not fun. Are you skinny at least?

Anonymous said...

a Brazillian?? Are you insane?? OUCHY!!

Anonymous said...

thanks for helping me waste away my day today Mindi

Anonymous said...

My husband made $160k last year and we are still broke.

Anonymous said...

I am not on HCG and have zits down my neck & back. Could be worse?

You may be thinner but aren't you worried about the long term harm of HCG? You stop the diet and you gain it back plus, right? Not to mention who knows where the crap is made. Not a lot of research on the stuff. Does anyone remember Phen Phen that was all the rage?

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:40pm

Me too.

Anonymous said...

I am the rabbit.

Koo Koo Kachoo!!!!

me said...

I confess I read these comments and try and figure out which my friends said.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! This is too fun!

One of my ex's still asks about me even though he is married...it's annoying cuz he was a jerk to me, but it sure is weird to me that he still feels bad about being a jerk! I feel like I should tell my HUSBAND about the ex...still asking about me, but I think it will only lead to more problems.

I also must say that I LOVE my hubby's body, he is so HOT!
We both can't keep our hands off one another....lol! We have little code words for certain things...hehehe!
Makes for a happy marriage! :D

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure my neighbors have heard us doing it in the pool before.

Anonymous said...

Tammy - Stop doing it in the pool.

Anonymous said...

HCG - you don't gain it back if you eat right after, just like any weightloss program. And it's a detox, not just a weightloss drug. I have never felt better in my life. My blood pressure is down, I've lost 40 pounds, and my body has detoxed from all the crap I was putting into it. Plus I no longer crave the bad stuff because I'm used to eating healthy now.

Anonymous said...

I cannot stand my husbands family. Siblings, parents, extended family. I think they are all trash. And I sometimes wonder how he came from that family. And I scared that someday something will change and he will turn into one of them.

Anonymous said...

2:58--

Yes, I am thinner, by almost 20 pounds.

Yes, it is worth it.

Yes, it's controversial. Unfortunately, I don't really care about that. When somebody says "Wow, you shouldn't do something so dangerous! I know you lose a lot of weight, but at what cost?"
all I hear is, "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah LOSE WEIGHT Blah Blah."

That's just how I am and how I've been for years. But I accept it.

I also confess that I took Phen Fen and loved it.

Anonymous said...

I've done the research and I think HCG is unhealthy and stupid. I understand being desperate to lose weight and feeling like nothing else is working (believe me - I understand), but really? Compromising your overall and eventual health for unnaturally speedy weight loss is worth it? Most of the weight you lose is muscle and not fat anyway, and those who believe the crap they feed you that says the HCG makes sure it's fat and all the ketosis stuff "proves it" are kidding themselves and need to do their own research. I hate to say it, but I kind of judge those who take part, and have a tendency to think they're a little vain to do so.

Arg. Now I feel like a jerk. Just do more research and really think about it before doing it, ok?

Anonymous said...

I love HCG.

People can like it or not. Whatever!

tammy said...

Dang. And I thought no one would know.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe in get rich quick schemes or in magic weight loss pills.

I think less of people that do.

Anonymous said...

I love warm libations.

Anonymous said...

I am going to a sex toy party on Saturday.
I am really excited about it.

Anonymous said...

I need some sex.

Anonymous said...

I caught my husband sexting with some hoochy he met on Craigslist. Not sure where to go from here, it's really embarassing. He says he never met her, but he had sent her pictures of his "member." And he swears that he stopped and that he loves only me... do I trust him??

Anonymous said...

You know what? I've done the research too. And I've done the HCG diet 3 times and have kept the weight off. And I'm healthier. It's not new. It's been known and used for 16+ years, but is just getting popular in mainstream.

Anonymous said...

"I don't believe in get rich quick schemes or in magic weight loss pills." L.i.a.r. If you could, you would.

Anonymous said...

Shutup HCG haters. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Go ahead and kill yourselves trying to lose weight by working out day and night and seeing no results. I can sit on my ass for 23 days and the pounds just fall off. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Anonymous said...

I did it with a girl who worked at the Bean Wildlife Museum at BYU... at the museum... while she was working.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for that sex toy party.

Anonymous said...

So this is going to be the HCG Confession Booth?

Can we go back to the "back door" Confession Booth or the "brazilian" Confession Booth?

I don't think I will be able to take 4 days of people bitching about the methods that people use to lose weight.

Just try anorexia. It works for me.

Anonymous said...

Anon. 3:25pm -

I am so sorry to hear that. I can't even imagine how devastating that must be. I wish we were friends and I could somehow be of some comfort to you. I think he needs to earn your trust back, and that's a long road. Since you caught him, I'd just be thinking, "How do I know there's not more that has happened, but I just haven't found out about it yet?" I'd try counseling (alone and together). His level of remorse and his actions now will tell you a lot too, I think.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:29 - I wouldn't do it. I have seen too many friends trash their credit/lose their homes/lose their families from trying stupid get rich quick schemes.

I have also watched dozens of my friends do HCG and gain the weight right back.

There is no easy answer.

Just because YOU would choose the get rich quick way or the magic diet pill doesn't mean that everyone would.

Anonymous said...

Wow hcg haters. I'm sure none of you drink diet coke, or eat processed foods, or do anything else that is bad for your body.

Anonymous said...

I'm GOING to a sex toy party Saturday. What are the odds of that?

Anonymous said...

My husband and once almost got caught doing it in the mountains by some dude's on 4 wheelers. It was HOT

Anonymous said...

HCG - have you ever stopped to thing that in starvation mode, your body feeds off your muscle. It doesn't discriminate which muscle it is. Your heart is a muscle. Guess how many people are in heart failure because of HCG.

Try bulimia - best of both worlds.

Anonymous said...

Ever since I discovered the wonder of a brazilian, I will NEVER go back. I now want it lasered so I never have to keep up on it.

And the husband loves it!

Anonymous said...

I just want my husband to spice it up a little in the bedroom. I stopped dropping hints and just told him straight out, but he still doesn't get it. We used to have the best sex life, doing it everywhere, whenever we wanted.

Anonymous said...

I critize people in my church doing their callings all the time. I'm going to hell.

Anonymous said...

Since my husband is sitting at work reading this, could you please ask him to bring home dinner?

Anonymous said...

My husband I used to get NASTY! I'm talking dirty birdy. Now, efficiency is the name of the game. I hate foreplay. I hate all the nonsense that comes with the kissing and crap like that. I want to get in, get her done and move on. And not from a lack of wanting it or enjoying it, I'm just a fast ,um, acheiver. EVERY.TIME.

Anonymous said...

I,too, hate my husband's family.

I find reasons not to be around them.

Anonymous said...

If you have the self control to do hcg and only eat 500 calories a day, why don't you have the self control to eat 1200 calories a day and go to the gym? Then you wouldn't need an extra hormone!

Allison said...

just want to subscribe!

Anonymous said...

I just spent way too much money on skanky lingerie for my husband. The trashier the better!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes when my husband and I are getting it on I think about other people. Mostly women.

Anonymous said...

3:45 - I don't know, how many people are in heart failure because of it? I can't find anything on-line, nor have heard of anyone I know that's done it. I have however heard and seen many people have health problems because of being overweight.

Anonymous said...

I accidentally chipped the paint on the door of my husband's brand new car. I colored the chip in with a Sharpie.

Anonymous said...

Does this sex party Saturday have an on-line catalog I can order from??

Anonymous said...

it makes me sad that Mindi has never left a comment on my blog. I don't understand why, we have some of the same blog friends. I know it's High Schoolish but it still gets to me somedays. I know in a CB a while back she explained to someone else that she does not comment often anymore but I have seen her comments around quite a bit more lately. I guess I'm not deserving of the Mindi-love.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I let my kids play video games all day just so I can do my own thing.

Anonymous said...

Update on the girl who got new furniture for letting her husband access the back door: She's now divorced.

Anonymous said...

I CANNOT stand fake people!!!
My hubby (is that cool?) and I refer to a "friend" as the chameleon. She acts a certain way around whom ever she is trying to impress. Fakest person I have met. ever. Blog friends, love her. (Surprise. Can't we all be someone that we want online?) People that know her IRL can't stand her bitchish ways. Ironic.

Anonymous said...

If your body wasn't using stored fat while taking HCG, you would be in the hospital at the end of doing it due to only eating 500 calories for that long.

Anonymous said...

"Shutup HCG haters!"

Ouch. I am hurt. (ha ha)
Isn't everyone entitled to their opinion here at CB?
Or is this a Pro-HCG sounding board only?
Anything that can be bought and injected @ a hair salon, pretty sure it's not legit.
My common sense tells me this.
Someone is sensitive now aren't they? tsssk tsssk!

Anonymous said...

The next time my MIL disses the church, I plan to let her have it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for doing this Mindy I have so many things i need to get off my chest and BTW - I luv your blogg it makes me smile every day.....OK HERE IT GOES(it's kinda scary)I know for a fact my friend is having an affair w/her boss and it's so annoying cause she gets away w/ so much more cause of it IDK if im upset bc of the affair or cause she gets away w/ stuff maybe both LOL....she is always shopping and her husband sits there like a dumb a$$! i so want to tell him hello stupid look at what's going on....but i know that it's best to leave it to the man upstairs.

Anonymous said...

I ate some dog jerky treat thing & actually liked it.

Anonymous said...

So I guess I'm doomed because I just had some HCG, a diet coke, and some processed food.

Oh well, life's short. Better enjoy it the way you want. You can diet and exercise all you want and get hit by a car tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

I shared tooo much about myself to a friend and opened myself up to her. She turned on me & I feel betrayed and will NEVER let someone like her in again. Women friends can be a b#tch at times.

Anonymous said...

I feel awful checking this silly post as I watch the news in Haiti as people are fighting for their lives. Really? Do I have anything to complain about? I think not.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the Bean Museum sexcapades. I'm pretty sure that is against the Honor Code.

Anonymous said...

My parenting tactics are superior to yours. Please tell your kids to behave.

Anonymous said...

*refresh*
*refresh*
*refresh*

Anonymous said...

I think Brian Williams...you know the guy that does the evening is TOTALLY HOT...

Anonymous said...

I'm a Mormon that craves a cup of coffee in the morning, and a glass of wine at night. But I never give in.

Anonymous said...

I bought another bag of Sweethearts. I will eat the whole thing probably....Why do I LOVE such a disgusting candy? After this I may have to become bulimic, or anorexic, or HCGic...

Anonymous said...

I can't weight to loose some wait, so my pants are loser. Eye hope hcg wurks 4 me two. It it duzn't, mae bee eye will trie a tapeworm.

Anonymous said...

I almost have a sence of empowerment all of a sudden LOL .....ok so my husband and i make pretty decent money! and we are broke as can be i can't even afford to buy me a shirt from target we are about to loose our home and i feel like its my fault down deep inside.

Anonymous said...

I so want to take a picture of my plumbers crack and post it as my FB profile picture. I am friends with my mom & kids and I don't think they would appreciate it, but I think it would be hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I was recently put on anti-depression drugs. I was hoping it would make me want to clean my house. It didn't.

Anonymous said...

I am terrified that I am never going to be able to get pregnant.

Anonymous said...

I think Mindi should charge $1.00 per confession and buy some new spring clothes with all the cash she could rake in. I bet you will have over 1000 comments on this bad boy! Think about a paypal donation- There are lots of people willing to pay to read this stuff. As long as the HCG comments stop!

Anonymous said...

Melissa - Stop doing it in the mountains.

Anonymous said...

I've always loved bad boys more than good boys.

Anonymous said...

Is the HCG diet going to be the new topic of the CB? If so, I am outta here! Sorry! I just commented on the stupid topic-so I will throw a confession in for good measure- There is a certain blogger who thinks she is so cool, but I can't stand her. She's a loudmouth bitch who would just throw a fit if she knew. Wow! That feels really good. Too bad I can't say who it is (like you all don't already know) and who I am.

Anonymous said...

I love it when my friend drinks warm libations because he is too damn cheap to just buy the drinks at the bar!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Bloggers I can't stand... What is the deal with people that have to show themselves as perfect all the time. Why can't you show us the real you? You aren't perfect.

I also am over all the Bloggers that are trying to turn it into a business. That is why I started reading your blog. Not interested.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend that I keep more out of fear than friendship.

Anonymous said...

Oops. That was supposed to say "That ISN'T why I started reading your blog".

Anonymous said...

I had to google "warm libations". Duh.

Anonymous said...

I'm over Nie Nie.

Anonymous said...

I have always been very curious about what people make at their jobs. I always look at people and where they live and what they wear and drive and make guesses about their annual salaries.

Anonymous said...

I want a tummy tuck. Does it hurt really bad after?

Anonymous said...

What's with all the bashing? Hearing everyone dis everyone isn't what I came here for.

Anonymous said...

I think we're just going to discuss confession booth for FHE tonight.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:17 - It hurts like a bitch. But totally worth it.

Anonymous said...

I hate that I feel like a child in the relationship with my husband when it comes to finances.

Hate it.

Anonymous said...

I wish I didn't care about my house being really clean- sometimes I wish I could let it slide.... i just can't! I am afraid because I am so clean that my kids will be pigs the minute they leave our house and get out on their own.
How stupid is that??
OOHHH! that felt good! =)

Anonymous said...

Oh.my.gosh. There are some funny people on here!

Anonymous said...

I tell people I'm 37, when I'm really 45.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mindy~
First time confessor here. I have a few things to get off my chest. I look at my toilet paper after I wipe. I look at my kleenex after I blow my nose. I like the smell of my farts. And I pee in the shower. All.the.time.

Anonymous said...

Does your Mom really read all your comments, Mindi?

Anonymous said...

Anon. 7:27-
I feel the exact same way! My hubby is a great guy and really doesn't care what I buy- but I do feel like he judges me on what I spend. this led me to get my own credit card and use it waaay to much. I have huge debt that he doesn't know about. I don't even want to think what is going to happen if he finds out!
I am a loser!

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