Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

i just about had an aneurysm when i read this ny times women's fashion post by andy port. who should be tarred and feathered, btw--what an ass!

the worst part? andy is a WOMAN! benedict arnold.

andy says:

"Maybe it’s just me, but I could have sworn that some of the ladies who showed up at the Golden Globes on Sunday had put on a little weight. It’s almost criminal to name names, because the very actresses whose body-mass indexes have been the subject of endless tabloid speculation are the very ones now sporting sexier curves. You could definitely see the difference if you concentrated solely on the upper arms. Instead of a Barbie-doll circumference, there was suddenly, amazingly, a womanly roundness to their frames. More Marilyn than Twiggy, that’s for sure."

are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

no wonder we're all so screwed up. heaven help us!

i absolutely LOVED what gawker said about this whole thing--the title of the post was "all the actresses at the golden globes were so fat, weren't they?"

Yep, you can see what Port's talking about. There it is. One big lamb-hock of blubber-arm.

It's amazing she can lift that thing at all!

This cougar's been doing a lot of hunting!


tiburon said...

If those people are fat - then I am SCREWED.

Might as well just roll myself to bed.