saw this on jimmy fallon--and it made me smile.
my brother once compared some choice items on my blog to a "cheap, cheesy, velvet elvis painting", so i thought this was very applicable. (i forgive you, ryan--you knew not what you said. or did you? hmmmm.)
"When Jimmy thinks of the Summer he thinks of three things: fun, the sun, and Velvet Elvises.
Velvet Elvises are cheesy velvet paintings where Elvis is usually crying or singing and they're hotter than ever right now. We got a hold of some the newest Velvet Elvii. They are selling like gangbusters!"
Elvis crying because he has no reception on his iPhone 4 while using his front facing camera:
Elvis playing Laser Tag with Betty White on Pogo Sticks:
Elvis stepping out of a limo with a full on crotch-shot:
Elvis playing Battleship with the Smoking Baby. Complete with pull string that says, "Yo, you sunk my Battleship, Smoking Baby.":
Elvis watching The Matrix on a 3D TV while wearing a silver jogging suit and eating Kashi Good Friends cereal with Jonathan Taylor Thomas:
Elvis making a free kick with defenders, wrestler George "The Animal" Steele, Puck from The Real World, Max Headroom, Yao Ming, and Alf as the goalie:
Elvis on a park bench feeding birds. It's Boring Elvis!: