101 thoughts

1. i liked this post when my blogging bff's tiburon & tiffany did it.
2. but i haven't done it because it seems like a lot of work.
3. and i'm lazy.
4. i have ant bait next to my computer even as i type.
5. which makes me feel like a dirty, dirty girl.
6. NOT in a good way.
7. i want to go back down to las vegas with caylor & amy.


8. and eat again at lavo. it was the bomb.
9. my laundry room carpeting needs to be replaced. YESTERDAY.
10. but nobody wants to be my carpet sponsor.
11. i cleaned out my kid's downstairs toy room this morning.
12. i found a lot of things that shouldn't be in a toy room.
13. which makes me all crazy-angry-road-ragey.
14. i like the smell of glade plug-ins in my house.
15. but i tend to have too many, and it can get too strong.
16. AND make almost any thing baked in my house taste like perfume.
17. unless you actually EAT it in my house. which is lame.
18. i can hear my children screaming at each other.
19. which is the loveliest sound on the earth.....
20. i want to send them to swiss boarding school.
21. i'm tired of being the only person to fill up water bottles in this house.


22. i want daisy and flex to get together on daisy of love.
23. which is a guilty pleasure that i shouldn't watch.
24. i drive on an empty gas tank for a LONG time.
25. i always think i can get at least 30 more miles out of it.
26. i have a gift for remembering an amazing amount of pop culture.
27. which is kind of a really lame gift.
28. since i can read something in the scriptures and not recall it 10 minutes later.
29. i fa-REEEEKING hate all those facebook quizzes. must. be. squashed.
30. but i still love you, even if you take them. I VALIDATE YOU.
31. i love having all girls, but sometimes i feel like i'm not a very good mother.
32. i think it has something to do with the fact that i'm not really a nurturer.
33. which is why it's a good thing that i married one.
34. but i can be very calm and diplomatic in some stressful situations with my children.


35 one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time is 'the hangover'.
36. which i will deny seeing in a court of law. OR to my peers. or to my mother.
37. i had an idyllic childhood.
38. due to my awesome parents who i respect and love immensely.
39. i hang up on telemarketers.
40. i love to plan things for our group of friends to do.
41. i've been called our 'cruise director'.
42. but, alas, i've NEVER been on a cruise.
43. because of the confession booth, i learned a HUGE secret about another blogger.
44. it was by accident--they forgot to check 'anonymous'.
45. to even things out, i told them a secret about me.
46. we've become confidants. i trust them.
47. my naughty word i need to give up is 'd-bag'.


48. any male who still wears a puka shell necklace would fall into the d-bag category.
49. i LOVE where i live.
50. i fell out of my miniature van while leaning out to get the newspaper in my driveway.
51. which is on a steep hill.
52. my miniature van crashed into the neighbor's yard across the street.
53. it FREAKED me out.
54. but it's a helluva good story to tell at dinners and company christmas parties.


55. i've lived my whole life in utah.
56. when i get mad or frustrated, i tend to yell instead of cry.
57. i think my husband is really, REALLY handsome.
58. but he probably won't see this as he never really reads my blog.
59. a situation that i used to be bugged with.
60. but i'm okay with it now. i've achieved 'ZEN.'
61. i only comment on 2-3 blogs regularly.
62. but i read almost 50 on a daily basis.
63. i've resolved myself of all 'blog-guilt'.
64. i don't carry a credit card in my wallet.
65. because i learned to hard way that i tend to be naughty about it.
66. but i DO have my american express number memorized.
67. (strictly for emergencies. so i tell myself.)
68. i just took off my acrylic nails for the first time in over 4 years.
69. and my hands look ugly.
70. but, BOY! I CAN TYPE FAST!!!!
71. when i just typed the number 69 i giggled.
72. i like to share.
73. i wish i was rich so i could have my jody do my hair for me every day.
74. i hate to do my hair. because i've never been good at it.
75. a trait which i inherited from MY mother. bless her soul.


76. i feel a post coming on justifying why i bought concert tickets to nickelback.
77. FOR TWO CONCERTS. in slc AND vegas.
78. yikes!
79. i can make most people feel really comfortable in a social situation.
80. but i tend to talk way too much when i'm nervous.
81. i don't really like talking on the phone very much.
82. i think it's because i've spent most of my life doing that WAY TOO MUCH.
83. i've been told by quite a few people that i smell good.
84. which makes me happy.
85. and also makes me freak OUT when i smell b.o. under my armpits after working out.


86. i'm a bit of a freak about people's teeth.
87. i love to dance, but i'm not very good at it.
88. i'm ashamed to type that i like 'blame it on the alcohol' by jamie foxx.
89. and, YES, i know it has a bad message. BAD! BAD!
90. and, YES, i know that 98% of normal, well-adjusted people hate that song with a passion.
91. i love my sister's carrot cake with cream-cheese frosting.
92. but i don't like it with nuts.
93. i have a VERY WEAK bladder.
94. i can stop to go potty at every single city/rest stop between las vegas and salt lake.
95. i made cake pops last week. they were yummy.
96. but i ate almost all of them over the weekend.
97. which made me want to get bulimia.
98. but i didn't. i sucked it up instead. and ate the rest of them.
99. i'm too lazy to capitalize anything that i type anymore.
100. my naughty sense of humor can get me in trouble sometimes.
101. but i still go for it anyway!