1. i don't like to do crossword puzzles.
2. because i think it makes my brain work too hard! (see here).
3. except for the one in people magazine--i t allows my freaky, useless pop-culture knowledge to SHINE.
4. plus, being able to pencil in the answer to 'who dated robert downey jr. in the late 80's?' is priceless.
5. (sarah jessica parker.)
6. i love the sound of my cats purring.
7. mia loves the sound of them licking her lips.
8. with lots of tongue.
9. gross i know.
10. i love my '02 acura mdx--i just want it to keep running forever.
11. i'm sad to not be going to u2 in las vegas this month. :(
12. like really really sad. FOMO sad.
13. but going on a trip here with russ to celebrate his 40th birthday makes it all better. :)
14. i still am not entirely sure what ROTFLMAO means.
15. but i have some interesting theories.
16. i'm loving this album right now.
17. very goth-opera rock.
18. i especially love this song. i think it positively reeks of desire.
19. kinda makes me want to wear black lipstick and throw my bangs in my eyes.
20. i just put carmex on my lips for the third time in less than an hour.21. when the world ends and my supply runs out, that's when i lay down and give it all up.
22. my trainer made me run last week.
23. i HATE running.
24. i think that, when all was said and done, it was about 13 miles.
25 she informed me it was barely 4.
26. i think she might be calculating it wrong.....?
27. i still love carbs.
28. and i still love cheetos.
29. they are my convenience store indulgence.
30. along with diet dr. pepper. already implied of course.
31. studies show that traveling makes you 77% happier. i love to hear it.
32. i love that when mia says martin's name, it sounds like she has an english accent.
33. "awwwwwhhh. mahhhtin!"
34. we are having her switch citizenship to show her country of origin as great britain.
35. just like madonna!
36. mia + martin + scissors = NO WHISKERS.
37. i wish my younger children wanted to brush their teeth.
38. sometimes i feel like, in the mornings, they open up their mouths and a cloud of black smoke from the depths of hell emerges.
39. i take ibuprofin almost every day. ***2019 UPDATE THIS IS WHAT HAS CONTRIBUTED TO GREAT AND COPIUS AMOUNTS DESTROYING MOM'S SPINE. TOTAL BULLSHIT.***
40. it SUCKS to get old. i wouldn't recommend it.
42. i'm trying to work on my potty mouth.
43. some days are better than others!
45. i am considering putting her in a support group.
46. and limiting her to no more than two quizzes/applications per day.
47. i want to BEAT the evil forces who plot my misery and demise by churning out 50,000 new facebook quizzes every 24 hours.
48. all i know is that whoever invented those things is laughing all the way to the bank.
49. i recently cut off all my hair which was a bit stressful.
50. it takes longer to do your hair short than long.
51. ****2019 UPDATE: that bitch jody told me i had to cut my hair off because i was "way too old to wear my hair like that. it's sad and depressing." i was 39 EFFING YEARS OLD!!!! eyeroll eyeroll eyeroll i hate her.****
52. i have always wanted a big old fat pony tail that you can barely hold together with a big black elastic.
53. have you seen my mom's hair? i still have hair but not that much tbh.
54. plus my mom can not do hair. she can do nearly every thing else in life but not hair.
55. i hate that when my older children have homework, it really translates into "project for mom".
56. didn't i already graduate from high school?
57. i think i might just be the only person in the universe who hasn't liked the office this season.
58. i've held off saying that publicly until i watched only about half of it last night and then russ took it off tivo.
the last good episode imo was the wedding.
60. i also loved jim's "michael scott pie chart".
62. which makes me a bit of a freak. it just is.
63. just saw the movie inglourious basterds--and it was INTENSE.
64. but one of the best movies i've seen in many a month.
65. that quentin tarantino is one sick and twisted mind.
66. which makes him even more attractive as an individual and a director.
67. life's biggest mystery: why is it that every time i put socks into the washer, i end up with at least 2 with no match?
68. i don't get into politics. it gives me a headache.
69. but i admit--this made me laugh:
70. kaitlyn wants to drive everywhere right now.
71. which scares the living daylights out of her mother.
72. will the worrying never cease? ugggh.
73. i realized today that it's past time to clean my blinds.
74. because when i open them, i tilt them UP, so that i can't see the dust.
75. i need an alice like carol brady kept in her back pocket.
76. and that radical shag haircut.
77. why am i still chuckling at typing 69?
78. what i really need (translation: want) is to rip those ghetto blinds right off the windows.
79. and have them magically replaced with plantation shutters!
80. without having to pay for them.
81. maybe i could have a fund-raiser quiz on facebook to support my lavish lifestyle request?
82. i could charge people $1.00 each time they took it!
83. but then i'd go broke paying chandi's bill.
84. i can't decide what to dress up as for halloween this year.
85. i have been in a huge blogging slump for a while.
86. and can't decide what i need to do to snap out of my funk.
87. but i'm pretty sure plantation shutters would do the trick.
88. i loved this picture that chevy chase drew on jimmy fallon:
89. it's a cat. walking away.
90. i am determined to NOT get sick this winter.
91. does that mean a whole lotta hand washing?
92. we are leaving for disneyland in 33 days.
93. but i still have to sell a kidney in order to help finance the ordeal.
94. i feel that it is a small sacrifice to make for the happiest place on earth.
95. i desperately need a new bra.
96. i want to go to dillard's and have a professional 'fit me' for one.
97. i hear it's supposed to change my life.
98. i want santa to bring me an i-phone for christmas. **********************************************MOST IMPORTANT 2019 UPDATE--this is october and i am asking for the iphone for xmas. publicly. hmmmmmmmmmm.***************************************************************
99. santa informed me that i need to work a little harder on my 'good girl' qualities.
100. but where's the fun in that?***********2019 UPDATE THERE WAS NONE!!!!!!!!**********************************************************************
101. if you want somebody to help you with directions/reading the map, i'm NOT your girl.
102. i think that crippled stripper is one of the greatest band names. ever.
26 comments:
I think my favorite blog posts are the random thoughts ones. It makes me feel like I'm not alone in my weirdness. Thanks for being a freak like me.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
:) I like random facts.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off = ROTFLMAO
I think we all need a bra like that.
Awesomeness.
I've watched the wedding twice now and still get teary eyed. I heart Jim & Pam.
I feel the same way about school projects. And getting old. Sucks big time. How can we stop it?
Luvpilot ordered our shutters on-line somewhere and it cost half of what it would've cost otherwise. He had to install them himself, but it was worth it. But you still have to dust them.
I stopped watching the office long ago. But GLEE is still hanging on...
I love your random posts.
I stopped watching The Office last season. So you and I can be stoned together. And by "stoned" I mean "have rocks thrown at." Not the other kind, sorry.
I am awful at crosswords too. It is NOT a talent.
Sweet, your getting handy with the 100+ random thoughts. I'll have to try it out on my blog one day.
I am 13 years clean from carmex which had a stong hold on me for many years. People never took my carmex addiction seriously...
Your comments are nearly as entertaining as your post. Way to go on snagging a great audience (and a nice post).
This is where I live http://annalogue.tumblr.com
I love when you get random.
What I don't love is when you refuse to post pictures of your unshowered self.
and that you are sad that you aren't going to U2 - and yet no word about Rob Thomas.
LOVE it. I can't think of anything more repulsive than running. 4 miles is basically like 40.
Our cat got a whisker trim once. Elton had me convinced it affected the cats balance when he walked.
Don't go to my Nordstrom's to get fitted for a bra. The lady will tell you that you need to diet and exercise if you ask about Spanx.
Are the fish in that bra from Tib's stay at Hotel Monacao? Just wondered.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR BLOG WITH THE WORLD:)
So many things to comment on...hmmm. I went run-naning too! It's not my favorite, but I'm gonna make it my favorite! ;)
ps. you are going to love your new phone. :)
Red gum is better than blue or green gum. And forget Dillard's. Go to Nordstrom. They have better-looking professionals.
Isn't that first Muse song you posted a link to the music for the show Doctor Who??
Love these posts.
Go.
Get felt up by a random woman stranger.
Mindi, you are a crack-up. I love to laugh with you....
You are a crack-up. And I'm with you 100% of the time.. You say it, I live it....
I am only capable of doing the People crossword. No others.
And, I have also fallen somewhat out of love with The Office this season, but liked the wedding very much.
I like you.
You will always be my favorite Mindi in the world!
Mindi, splitting a single thought into multiple segments does not qualify each as it's own distinct thought. Love- Your brother.
I LOVED your list! I also love that you keep it real.
XOXO
Jen
I'm nominating you for a Newberry writing award...not quite Nobel worthy because you haven't promised anyone world peace...yet.
P.S. Don't listen to our brother. He, of all people, should understand RANDOM.
Go get fitted for a bra it rocks. And plantation shutters are nice have them. But they are just bigger at attracting dust dirt etc, and easier for little people to hide things behind them.
Victoria's Secret is the ONLY place to get fitted and buy!
Green gum will always best!
Crunchy or Puff?
From one big set of boobies to another, you must go to Intamacy next time you are in San Diego. They give the best bra fittings. It is the only place I will (aka can) buy my bras.
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