oh, bret. my heart aches for you.


oh, bret michaels--botox much?? holy mother of injections! go easy.....

if you know me, then you know that one of my guilty pleasures was watching/being totally mesmerized by "rock of love 2"--yes, it was trashy reality tv. i didn't even watch "rock of love 1" because i thought it looked bad even by my admittedly low standards--but megan beguiled me to watch, saying it was pure entertainment and i did. it was instant infatuation.

i was watching some of vh1's 'top 100 80's' songs, and almost spit out my diet dr pepper when bret michaels gave a little "behind the music moment" on the song "every rose has its thorn"--he was on tour and called his stripper-slash-hussy of a girlfriend and when she answered the phone he heard another man coughing on the other end. bret confided in us that that particular moment cut him to the core, and his heart actually broke in half. it then inspired that gem, "every rose has its thorn"--{sniff}


so, of course i was JUST AS SHOCKED as ambre here when i found out that she and bret were NOT 4evah.....thus, paving a way for....(drumroll.........) ROCK OF LOVE 3!!!




no deets yet on when the new season starts. but you should get ready. CUZ BRET MICHAELS IS LOOKING FOR LOVE, AND HE WILL FIND IT!!!


18 comments:

hollylynn said...

mindi..i am so right there with you. bret michaels is like a train wreck. i cannot look away. in fact when talking to one of my pals about the finale of season 2, he said, "can hardly wait for rock of love 3!" but at that time i was pretty high on ambre so i couldn't believe it.

one i will not watch is the tila tequila show. never. ever. but our friend joel does cover it well and calls it "stop, you're embarassing yourself with tila tequila" and "signs of the apocalypse with tila tequila."

this awkwardly long but i'm not sorry. i needed to show my solidarity.

xoxo
hollylynn

Adam and Kristina said...

My name is Kristina, and I am a reality TV whore. I was so excited when I learned that Bret was looking for love a 3rd time. I totally think he'll find it this time too. He should have stuck with Heather, from Season 1, or Daisy. He always ends up choosing the classier (I know) of the women, and he needs someone much more trashtastic. Viva la Bret!

Tiburon said...

siiiiiiiick

Christie said...

I loved me some Bret "back in the day" (I still think the video for Patience is his sexiest moment). But sadly, his day has passed. He's a train wreck.

rachel said...

oooh sign me up! I will be watching fo shizzle. I am so tempted to go a concert now, but I want to keep my concert memory of him from back in the day...so hot!

devri said...

That's just WRONG- so very WRONG!!

steveandsteph said...

I'll never be able to listen to "Every Rose" in the same way now.

Ida said...

Why did I actually think he would stay with the other girl. I am a hopeless romantic for all girls hussy!

Tanja said...

Really?...

Megal said...

Neal will be oh so very happy.

Misty said...

I totally think that either Heather or Daisy are meant to be with him. I also don't really think he is looking for love, but that he is just looking for ratings.

Tori :) said...

I ♥ ROL BIG TIME!! I've watched it since season 1 also. I loved when Jes told him wsup at the reunion and I was thrilled when he dumped fish-face Daisy. Now he'll take ROL 3 on the road- how funny is that!??
I seriously throw up a little in my mouth when I watch the show because I don't even wanna know where HIS mouth has been. Eew.

Trina said...

I can't wait for the trashy, cheese-fest!

Holly H. said...

He must have an in-house doctor that shoots him up each morning while he's eating his cheerios. Oh and BIG SHOCKER that he and Ambre didn't work out. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll milk this for all its worth. In 10 years he'll be going strong with Rock of Love 65!

Omgirl said...

I never watched that show, but I did see the reunion episode. It almost convinced me that I missed out. maybe I'll have to try season 3 on for size.

The Patrona said...

It doesn't how much botox my eighties hearthrob may inject, I heart BM 4 Ever! Move over Daisy and Amber....this pornstar is ready to sign up to be his next 'Rock Of Love'. I might have gone from Model Nips to Mom Nips, but atleast Brett and I can share big hair and eyeliner tips.

boxerlover said...

I am super excited for Rock of Love 3. I watched both seasons.

{Annie N.} said...

He looks like a woman...