international male

i've been patiently waiting for the arrival of my international male catalogue and it wasn't showing it's face. come to find out, they are making a big move to become UNDERgear and i wasn't on the list--they won't make THAT mistake twice.

don't you worry--they still have the same, classy and tasteful selection of clothing for men that ever there was!


**you men might want to grab a pen and paper to take notes on which ones you'd like to purchase-- some of my favorites from the new collection:




the tulio active tank and compression pant : impress your male buddies when you show up at the rec center for a game of racquetball wearing THESE bad boys--who's gonna mess with you when you are wearing a racer-back tank? NOBODY, THAT'S WHO!




the tactics sleeveless tank and undergear sailor denim pant would be perfect for your work retreat or company summer party--the nautical theme never gets old, and you'll be the envy of all your peers when you show them what you are wearing gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "land, HO!!!"




dilemma: it's time for the annual elder's quorum family swim party and you don't want to show up wearing the same billabong board shorts as the rest of the fellows--you feel that as the secretary, you have a duty to "dress to impress" --may we suggest that the pistol pete nautical square cut or pistol pete tattoo midcut suit could help you achieve that goal? if you're not quite feeling these, we could also point you in the direction of:






the tactics barbados square trunk and pistol pete scoop swim trunk or:



the pistol pete rugby lace-up midcut and tactics portside bikini ......any of these bold choices would show you not only as a man who keeps immaculate attendance rolls, but also as one who can tie his own swimsuit laces as well as the ones on his shoes. impressive.





time for camping with the boys? well, the ribbed muscle side-mesh tank would be perfect for roughing it in the mountains as you set up the tent and prepare for your role as "hunter/gatherer"--the side ventilation keeps you cool even when you're H-O-T.....if you are heading to a little chillier climate, we suggest the


ribbed long sleeved mesh crew, as it would provide more coverage from nature's elements while keeping you looking fly at the same time. notice the breast pocket that could hold a compass, pocketknife, emergency kit or hair gel? FUNCTION as well as FASHION!





when carpooling the neighborhood kids to karate, we think the dragon ninja jeans with the dragonslayer (what else?) belt would portray you as the dad who commands respect--nobody would want a roundhouse kick to the face from THESE bad boys! plus, we know that being "tough" always includes wearing something with a dragon or snake--these will have you covered.




the wife went ahead and got the two of you tickets to the colby caillat concert--you know that you are gonna have to step it up a notch if you want to compete with the other husbands being dragged there against their free will--what better to do that than our own commander leather waistcoat with alpina boot --we have a feeling that the only think making colby "bubbly" will be the sight of you in the 3rd row wearing these.


make sure to order early for christmas!! it's already august and we don't want them running out of the high quality items!!!!

DON'T DELAY--ACT NOW!

41 comments:

jennie w. said...

Oh the International [Gay] Male Catalog; Killing me softly again.
Love the leather jacket--Rock me Amadeus!

Adam and Kristina said...

Oh, no. Why are all the hot men gay? Christian Bale better not be gay. Do gays actually have children with their beards? Hmmm, I answered my own question with this answer: John Travolta.

Vanessa said...

Thank you, that made my day:)

devri said...

ummm- no thanks.

R-Eight said...

Ha Ha!! Awesome!!

Pedaling said...

thanks so much for the fashion advice, i will take your suggestions and see what I can afford, it all looks so expensive, and surprise my hubby, as his birthday is coming up and he's in need of a wardrobe update. thank you, thank you!

MiaKatia said...

I knew today was the perfect day to get caught up on my Mindi love. You are a the best laugh of my day lady!

Kristen said...

Oh so funny! Thanks for the smile!

Tanja said...

Since we are leaving for our boating trip, maybe I can put in a rush order for the pistol pete scoop swim trunks!! ;)

Tiffany said...

Where has this catalog been all my life?

tammy said...

LMAO!

I will be forwarding this to Luvpilot ASAP. Think now nicely he will fit in with his male flight attendants on the overnights if he's sporting some of these.

hoLLy said...

how had i never heard of this catalog? i have been missing out all my life:) those dudes know how to rock it in their tighties.

simply kris said...

Wil's bday is mere days away. Won't he be surprised.

Tiffany said...

It takes a special kind of man....

rachel said...

Even hot guys look so silly in these get ups...Are we american's just behind the times? Are these clothes all the rage over in Europe or what?

Krista said...

i love elbow patches on mesh shirts. It just makes sense.

Harlene said...

I've been looking for some new duds for my man, thank you!

{Annie N.} said...

LOL! I think Chad would look great in some of these items. What are the price points on this stuff?

Ginnie said...

so can I get I get a pair of those sailor pants in my size?

Suka and Brittany said...

You are killing me with those. Holy "Where are my gay friends when I need them!" !!

Christie said...

I want to get my hubby something new to wear to work, but I just cannot decide between the mesh shirt and the puffy pirate shirt. Which do you think is better?

Cole said...

Great picture post....wait were there words to read? Dang, now I have to go back and read it...

tara said...

holy gay parade.

even my gay friends wouldn't wear that shiz.

Aimee said...

This made my day... seriously.

Josh, Lindsie, and Ava said...

I honestly can't handle you... I might have to stop reading your blog! These are my absolute favorite posts you do! I laugh so hard I pee my pants. The one-of-a-kind pictures along with your one-of-a-kind writing just about does me in.

Anonymous said...

Mindi,
It's the Bishop. I'm not sure this is appropriate material to display. Why don't you come in on Sunday and we'll talk about.

Mindi said...

bishop--

thanks for your comment--i would LOVE to come in on sunday as i have ear marked several outfits that i think would be STUNNING on you.

i'll be there with catalogue in hand on sunday.

Melissa said...

Must go take cold shower...NOW! :)

Darian said...

The bishop comment was awesome!!!

Seriously, do people (men) really wear that crap. I just threw up in my mouth!

Heather said...

Ohh, I'm loving it. Thanks for the recommendations. My husband would look so awesome in just about all of it. I'm thinking the long pirate jacket is a real keeper.

Holly H. said...

Thank goodness you found this! I was going crazy wondering how in the world we would ever get in the clubs in Vegas without the mesh long sleeved shirt for Mike to wear!? You're a real life saver!

BTW- Me and my cupcake missed you today! We really need to get together again soon!

Ida said...

I heart your lovely comments on all things international male. Brightens my day.

Angie said...

Mindi, Mindi, Mindi...oh how you crack me up!!! You really ought to be paid for this!!!

Your bishop comment above is the bomb!!

Amy said...

There is a GOd! I was worried that I haven't seen an I.M. post for a while. I am a slave to my sister preparing for Griz's party... but I had to comment! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!

Omgirl said...

I am definitely going to get my hubbie that lace up swim trunk. Because that will be one way to insure he never gets called to the bishopric!

carly k. said...

Lordy.

Tiburon said...

Mindi - this is pure genius and i bow to your greatness. I just spit Monster out of my nose. Several times.

Mother Goose said...

INTERNATIONALLY PLEASED! LOL,
gay eye candy, LOL, candy is candy.

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

ROTFLOL! THIS WAS HYSTERICAL! OH MY WORD! I love the descriptions to and giving the fashion advice of where to wear the outfits was certainly a plus! I'll make sure the 4 men in my house gets at least one of these things for Christmas. I am sure they would LOVE to have it!
Oh, I am SO in love with your humor and wit! You slay me! :-)

No Cool Story said...

I have only one word:

Ghey.

melissamarchant said...

my favorite post of the month. Can you get me a subscription?

RM