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my sister loni sent this to me last night and i was laughing and then hacking and then laughing and then hacking so much that i was barking like a seal--i think you ladies will likey. the incredible thing is my sweet husband has basically done almost every single one of these things for me.  and yes, it makes him hotter.   i've always maintained that any husband doing housework is the very definition of foreplay.  translation? you are probably gonna get lucky, fellahs.






























16 comments:

tiburon said...

Well, I guess I don't need to do A Day in the life now. You have it all documented right here.

Stephanie M said...

This is sooooo funny! I can't wait to forward it on to my friends!

This is what I did yesterday - I was so proud of myself for figuring this out:
http://www.youtube.com/user/msljgm

Mindi said...

is this stephanie stanley? i just checked out the sweet videos and why aren't you in any close glam shots? awesome that you got them on youtube--now you can have stalkers, too
hope the reunion plans are going good--

Stephanie M said...

yes, it's me. I know - its completely weird how I wasn't in more close-ups/cameos/spotlights. I am wondering why in the &@#$! I am even going to my reunion?

Anonymous said...

Just want to remind mindi that she is living with the king of porn stars..Russ does all this kind of stuff around your house..I don't know anyone more pampered! BTW, how have your omelets been! Enjoy the fact that you have your ever own porn star! Love ya!

Anonymous said...

I'll take one of each! My, My, My it's ALL good. I think men should have to take a class or something. Agree? I can say my Hub always does #6. He is learning to master #7. And kinda takes over #8 usually unsolicited! Not sure it is always welcomed.

Stephanie M said...

http://nocleaninghere.blogspot.com/

Mindi - here is my new blog - inspired mainly by you, since your blog outshines any other I have read.

Do you have a link for your porn for women pics?

kami @ nobiggie.net said...

I just saw this book in Urban Outfitters. So funny! So True!

Mindi said...

stephanie--
leave me your email address and i will forward them to you

Stephanie M said...

msljgm@yahoo.com

Holly O. said...

I have officially added you to my Reader. You are KILLING me tonight!

Mindi said...

yay! another person i'm stalking has been worn down--my master plan is working.

{jen} said...

I am not lying when I tell you that I tried to order this from Uncommon Goods for a friend for Valentine's and it was on back order! Great minds think alike eh? I love it!

R-Eight said...

so funny!

rachel said...

I like number 7...our one year old took forever to start sleeping thru the night.

{Annie N.} said...

How funny I was going to blog this email. Too slow. #8 wins my love.