kamari is modeling the "kaitlyn": are you a child who also unzips your footed jammies at night? and then takes off your diaper so you can pee out a day's worth of sippy cups all over the freshly-dry cleaned bedspread? then the "kaitlyn" is for you!! just take a safety pin and pin thru one end of the zipper and attach to the top of your jammies, then no more monkey business, little monkey! but if you are like our little katie, THAT won't stop a toddler on a mission--just yank on the safety pin until it finally gives and nearly blinds you in one eye as your parents watch "melrose place", blissfully unaware in the other room! so now we give you the new and improved, oh-so-lovingly designed with baby in mind method--duct tape! just slap 9 inches of duct-taped silver-goodness over top of jammies with zipper and rest assured that you will NOT be able to penetrate that force field! it's for "YOUR OWN GOOD",little lady!
steve is modeling the "chandler": are you a two year old with an overwhelming need to escape your home and showcase your mother's lazy neglectfulness while you look thru parked cars in your townhome complex, searching for gum or candy? then the "chandler" is for you!! just walk around wearing ONLY a diaper, duct-taped (your mother's favorite tool) across the sticky tabs to prevent you from ripping it off and peeing all over kristin's freshly-cleaned carpet. but that's not all--make sure to also use a black sharpie to write all over your legs repeatedly while finishing off the look with an unbuttoned onesie.
what can i say? white trash babies--hey, we invented them.
6 comments:
kaitlyn and chandler always did have fashion forward attitudes. I love it.
I love that we can make fun of each other and each others kids. it makes a great halloween outfit. the kemps are so great. have you asked steve about his foiled attemt to punk Neal.
Holly Okeefe was my link over here. Thanks for this post. Hilarious and...Ah, so refreshing! And your three year old's boob purse is so fierce!
Lol! I remember hearing about you duct tape babies. My favorite part is Chandi searching peoples cars for candy! Haha Love it! I thought about duct taping Luke's pants on. You know how he is pants off dance off ever day. I just didn't know how the public would view it.
One question where the heck did Steve get the adult onesie?
I made that fabulous adult size onsie! Mindi, you know this was only inspired by your kids, but perfected by us putting it all together at one time in one location. Your kids have never been pwt(Now there parents on hand?!)You know I love you!
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