a cautionary tale about what happens when you have no boundaries or tiburon was annoying AF.

okay, my family--here is what happens when your mother used to have zero boundaries.  like none.

this is tiburon.  she was a blogger i "met" online and immediately decided she and i were besties.  like BFFFFF'S.

she asked if she and her four kids and supah dorky husband could come down and stay with us 8 weeks after we had "met" me.  and i said yes.

i made russ put them up at his hotel, free of charge of course, for 3 days and dreaded it for a month but she still showed up.  and wanted to spend quality time.  it was torture and she was a self-involved dumb bitch who had an inflated sense of self as well as no clue that she was annoyng AF.



but the only good thing about this visit was i got a cute photo of mia:



as well as an adorable photo of abbey.  back when she used to be nice:



i had told her that i loved her son ethan's curly hair and tiburon then decided that ethan and i had this real "connection" (ewwwwwwwwwhhhhhh creepy) and i suffered through.  i was an IDIOT.


but the best part is i got a good photo of the second wedding ring i had:

 
MORAL OF THE STORY:

boundaries are sexy af.  also why did i think i was fat in these photos???!!!   WTF.