MOIST: this word gives me the creeps. it always ends in tears when the word "moist" is used.
FART: my mom hated this word, and so i have tried to continue her legacy. unfortunately, i would rather cuss a blue streak than hear this word, so i think my priorities are a bit....skewed. yikes.
SLUGGISH: yuck. it doesn't sound very good rolling off the tongue.
OKEY DOKEY: just sounds so backwoods, toothless, & hillbilly. makes me want to drop out of high school and search the freeway for fresh road kill.
FLACCID: okay, this is probably the winner of ALL the words i hate. i don't know more than the one definition for it (ewwwwwhhhhhhh, btw) but i just hate the sound of the word. ick.
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OK, 4 of your 5 words are on my list as well. Especially that last one. Euwwwwwww!
My least favorite words are moist and panties. Put them together....and it's just sick and wrong!
my least favorite words are overdraft, bankruptcy, late notice, lis pendins (look it up),billablehour, layoff, restructure, and my favorite.......cashcall.
the comment above me-i don't even understand half of those words, does anyone else? am i dumb? :)
anyways, my absolute least favorite word is pussy. i don't care how its used(cat, female part, whatever). its nastay. just nastay. if you need to delete this comment because of its grossness, i'll understand.
Ok, who's the anonymous???
I don't mind the fart word as much booger. Not sure if that's how you spell it, but you get the point. Oh, and my friend's least favorite word is taco. She hates it so bad, so I try to say it as often as possible. :)
My mom hates the word fart as well. Instead she uses "bubbles." Yes, bubbles is MUCH better.
fart? how can a gal hate the word FART? it is such a REWARDING word to say. fart fart FART. you crazy girl:)
moist IS the worst word ever EVER EVER. hate that one. it makes me dry heave.
I love saying the word "moist", and really emphasizing it, because it is gross.
And "flaccid" is gross for the sole reason it's usually in front of the word "penis."
i hate when there is something moist that you must hoist! that combo kills me. go ahead, use it in a sentence. and don't forget about good ol' penal code.
and groin. because it is usually a large, hairy, man saying it. just makes me feel uncomfortable. and then there is the mental imagery.
LOL-this is a hilarious post. I can think of many! I definately agree with moist,hate it!
Oh I love all words! I've never thought about words I disliked... so instead I'll leave you with 5 of my faves:
Osculate
Oblivion
Belligerent
I do agree FART is a difficult word for my mouth to release. My friend's mom would say "fluff".
Oops! Here are my other 2 faves:
CRAP- I say it ALL the time
WANNA- it is usually used in a suggestive way...
your blog has been so much fun to read today! i've been laughing out loud. even the comments on this one are a hoot. i'm afraid i take the cake with okey dokey only i add smokey to the end! and as far as fart goes, we consider them "fluffs" in this family. my word that i have dispised all my life thanks to MY mom is "piss". unfortunately i use it now more now than evah! especially in correspondence with the kids, you know what i'm talking about, "you're startin to piss me off!". i'm sure it's getting old to them! plus swearing sounds like shit and doesn't do you a damn bit of good, right?
Funny! I hate the word hump. I don't know why but it is just not a good one.
But I like the word condensate. I throw that one in whenever I can!
I used to think that we could be kindred spirits, but I guess not. We say fart way too much and okey dokey comes out a few times.
I've never come across or needed to use the word flaccid, but maybe it's just me.....
just kidding!!!
I will not use the word fart and have even convinced my husband that the actual word is "foofy"! ;-)
I hate the word "stinker." As in, Oh my little Joey. he's such a stinker! it's too literal for me. but I also hate flaccid. Ew.
I too hate the word fart. Toot is the best replacement for sure. Moist is right up there too. How about moist fart?! Sorry I had to. ;)
I am an okey dokey girl - even take it one step further with okily dokily. I bet that fa-reaks you out!
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