5 words i hate

my blogging buddy, petunia in paradise, tagged me--i'm supposed to come up with five words i dislike. i love making lists AND playing tag, so this is right up my alley:

MOIST: this word gives me the creeps. it always ends in tears when the word "moist" is used.

FART: my mom hated this word, and so i have tried to continue her legacy. unfortunately, i would rather cuss a blue streak than hear this word, so i think my priorities are a bit.....how should i put it.....skewed. yikes!

SLUGGISH: yuck. it doesn't sound very good rolling off the tongue.

OKEY DOKEY: just sounds so backwoods, toothless, & hillbilly. makes me want to drop out of high school and hunt for possums.

FLACCID: okay, this is probably the winner of ALL the words i hate. i don't know more than the one definition for it (ewwwwwhhhhhhh, btw) but i just hate the sound of the word. ick.


so, there they are. i hope this post will be life-changing for you. if you'd like to play, then DO IT!

20 comments:

Shanz said...

OK, 4 of your 5 words are on my list as well. Especially that last one. Euwwwwwww!

Trina said...

My least favorite words are moist and panties. Put them together....and it's just sick and wrong!

Anonymous said...

my least favorite words are overdraft, bankruptcy, late notice, lis pendins (look it up),billablehour, layoff, restructure, and my favorite.......cashcall.

hoLLy said...

the comment above me-i don't even understand half of those words, does anyone else? am i dumb? :)

anyways, my absolute least favorite word is pussy. i don't care how its used(cat, female part, whatever). its nastay. just nastay. if you need to delete this comment because of its grossness, i'll understand.

Holly H. said...

Ok, who's the anonymous???

I don't mind the fart word as much booger. Not sure if that's how you spell it, but you get the point. Oh, and my friend's least favorite word is taco. She hates it so bad, so I try to say it as often as possible. :)

gina bina said...

My mom hates the word fart as well. Instead she uses "bubbles." Yes, bubbles is MUCH better.

tara said...

fart? how can a gal hate the word FART? it is such a REWARDING word to say. fart fart FART. you crazy girl:)

moist IS the worst word ever EVER EVER. hate that one. it makes me dry heave.

Adam and Kristina said...

I love saying the word "moist", and really emphasizing it, because it is gross.

And "flaccid" is gross for the sole reason it's usually in front of the word "penis."

heidi said...

i hate when there is something moist that you must hoist! that combo kills me. go ahead, use it in a sentence. and don't forget about good ol' penal code.

heidi said...

and groin. because it is usually a large, hairy, man saying it. just makes me feel uncomfortable. and then there is the mental imagery.

Tanja said...

LOL-this is a hilarious post. I can think of many! I definately agree with moist,hate it!

simply kris said...

Oh I love all words! I've never thought about words I disliked... so instead I'll leave you with 5 of my faves:
Osculate
Oblivion
Belligerent

I do agree FART is a difficult word for my mouth to release. My friend's mom would say "fluff".

simply kris said...

Oops! Here are my other 2 faves:
CRAP- I say it ALL the time
WANNA- it is usually used in a suggestive way...

Angie said...

your blog has been so much fun to read today! i've been laughing out loud. even the comments on this one are a hoot. i'm afraid i take the cake with okey dokey only i add smokey to the end! and as far as fart goes, we consider them "fluffs" in this family. my word that i have dispised all my life thanks to MY mom is "piss". unfortunately i use it now more now than evah! especially in correspondence with the kids, you know what i'm talking about, "you're startin to piss me off!". i'm sure it's getting old to them! plus swearing sounds like shit and doesn't do you a damn bit of good, right?

samiam said...

Funny! I hate the word hump. I don't know why but it is just not a good one.
But I like the word condensate. I throw that one in whenever I can!

Haley said...

I used to think that we could be kindred spirits, but I guess not. We say fart way too much and okey dokey comes out a few times.

Petunia said...

I've never come across or needed to use the word flaccid, but maybe it's just me.....
just kidding!!!

I will not use the word fart and have even convinced my husband that the actual word is "foofy"! ;-)

Omgirl said...

I hate the word "stinker." As in, Oh my little Joey. he's such a stinker! it's too literal for me. but I also hate flaccid. Ew.

Kami said...

I too hate the word fart. Toot is the best replacement for sure. Moist is right up there too. How about moist fart?! Sorry I had to. ;)

Tiburon said...

I am an okey dokey girl - even take it one step further with okily dokily. I bet that fa-reaks you out!