death by manilow or mindi's personal punishment playlist

i just read the most interesting article--it seems that violators of the noise ordinance in fort lupton, colorado, are being sentenced to listen to the songs of barry manilow, barney the dnosaur, and other singers they hate as part of their punishment.this new form of "cruel and unusual" was established by fort lupton municipal judge paul sacco, who decided to open up this can of whoop a after noticing that several repeat noise ordinance violators paid their fines with cash and still returned to his courtroom.

judge paul (who RULES, in my opinion) has the repeat offenders come in four times a year, put them in a room and force them to sit there for an hour and listen to the music they hate. nay, LOATE.the genius playlist includes “copacabana”, and "i can't smile without you" by barry manilow. and while i'm on the subject, just WHEN is barry gonna come out of the closet? just wondering.......

anyway, the best part of this is that there has been a massive fall in the number of repeat noise polluters--who woulda thought?

so this got me thinking: which songs would be on MY punishment playlist?

we built this city by starship--i think i've already established my extreme hatred of this little musical gem. it would most definitely be number ONE on the list.



don't worry, be happy by bobby mcferrin--nails on a chalkboard. totally repetitive and lame.


achy breaky heart by billy ray cyrus --you're WELCOME for that pre-hannah montana photo of the cyrus. i think it's the most magnificent example of a kentucky waterfall known to man. and the song represents everything that was wrong with country music in the early 90's.




lollipop by lil' wayne--words cannot express how much this song sucks. AND blows. not to mention the fact that it's nasty. and HE'S nasty. but i likey the ring. i wonder if i could borrow? {'lil': call me!}



every rose has it's thorn by poison--sorry, bret michaels--i've failed you. but it's time to take the weave down from the bandana and accept massive failure on this power ballad.



grandma got run over by a reindeer by elmo and patsy--do i even need to elaborate?

sittin' on the dock of the bay by michael bolton--caterwauling.




mmmmmbop by hanson --just checked--that oldest brother is still unfortunate looking. and this song represents that you can sell a million copies of ANYTHING if you have the right marketing strategy.



born in the usa by bruce springsteen--sounds like he's being strangled the whole song. HOW does he do that to his voice and not lose it? i'm baffled.



sex and candy by marcy playground--it's so depressing. kind of makes me want to cut myself with sharp objects.




soulja boy by (naturally) soulja boy--gets REALLY annoying after you've heard it blasting from your basement 1 bajillion times.



yah mo be there by james ingram and michael mcdonald--possibly the most insipid song ever written.



i could go on and on, but i won't torture you anymore.

what would be on YOUR punishment playlist?