JAZZercize!



LESSONS LEARNED AT THE JAZZ GAME:


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it's not what you know but WHO you know. and who THEY KNOW. poor white trash like us would never get to do anything without somebody taking pity on us. but we will go ahead and capitalize on their sympathies purely for material gain.

to quote my b.i.l. cody: "money can't buy happiness. but it CAN buy you a large yacht and you can sail right up to it."

it can also buy 5th row tix to the jazz which can then be transferred to the needy. (translation: US!)



sitting on the 5th row is MUCH different than sitting in the nosebleeds. it enables you to see kobe bryant's shiny head up close & personal. i might have even caught a wiff of his axe cologne.




going with your besties makes it even a bit more enjoyable:







sitting 2 rows behind andrei kirilenko's wife masha lopatova makes the game a little more interesteing as we pondered her OFFER






wearing white knee-socks is always a fashion DON'T. even if you are a nba basketball star. you still look like urkel.




angel moroni +




ANGEL DERONI


(THE BEST FAN SIGN WE SAW ALL NIGHT!)

--thanks, tiburon for the wicked photo shop skillz

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

so very jealous.

Ida said...

YOU guys get some awesome perks. Lucky girl!

Tiffany said...

I still can't get over the "offer" or the angel Deroni.

Melissa said...

Angel Deroni rocks.
The Jazz suck

Kami said...

So fun! What Killer seats ya'll had! Definitely worth the drive up.

tiburon said...

Angel Deroni rocks the hizzouse. 1 out of 1 current Prophets agree.

I still wish I could have seen you though.

Way sad about that. :(

buddens said...

My home teacher's son growing up always called the angel on top of the temple, "Karl Maloni."