MY EVIL PLAN

MINDI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF HER ACTIONS AND SO I WILL SHOW HER THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.

I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY WITH THE DIRECTION THIS BLOG HAS GONE LATELY. ESPECIALLY THE CRAZY CRAP KNOWN AS THE CONFESSION BOOTH. ALL YOU MORMONMOMMIES OUT THERE ARE SOME TWISTED CHICKS WITH MUCHO ISSUES.

NOW FOR MY DEMANDS:

1. MINDI AND THE POSTERS WHO AUTHOR SHARK BAIT, YOU DONT KNOW SCHMIDT, A LITTLE OF THIS & A LITTLE OF THAT AND NO BIGGIE MUST SEND A PACKAGE CONTAINING SOMETHING "PERSONAL" TO THE CENTRAL CHICAGO POST OFFICE ADDRESSED TO "GENERAL DELIVERY FOR MR. E. FUDD". THESE ITEMS WILL BE USED STOCK MY VOODOO DOLL BOX AND WILL HELP ME ENFORCE MY DEMANDS.

2. MINDI WILL PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE MEN OUT THERE WHO HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH LOSING THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS TO THE INSANITY KNOWN AS WORDTOYOURMOTHER.

3. AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK MINDI WILL POST SOMETHING SPIRITUAL ON THIS SITE. THE SPIRITUAL POSTS MUST CONTAIN SEVERAL SCRIPTURE REFERENCES.

4. NO MORE POSTS ABOUT LAS VEGAS AND THE DIRTY, DISGUSTING, FILTH RIDDEN PLACE ALSO KNOWN AS THE ARMPIT OF SOCIETY.

PLEASE MAKE SURE THESE DEMANDS ARE MET ASAP. IF THEY ARE NOT I WILL INFILTRATE AGAIN AND DELETE THESE BLOGS. DONT MAKE ME DO IT.

3 comments:

Heidi said...

What? Lame. Mutiny.

tiburon said...

Since I am not in ANY of those Vegas photos I am not sending jack.

Suck it.

Vanessa said...

You don't scare me.