when you are the man, the myth, & the legend, what do you do for your 40th birthday?
dress up in red spandex and guyliner, naturally:
& you OWN IT. you make it your BIZNATCH.:
then you get a group of your friends together and convince them to dress 80's theme accordingly for the night:
some of them actually may or may not be FAMOUS:
just make sure that they are all willing to look ridiculous and make total fools of themselves:
(just like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to this group, fyi....)
sit at the head of the table for a birthday dinner and reign supreme:
as well as work the adoring crowd surrounding you:
take a group photo and then be miffed that the dude who said, "hey! i have this same camera! i can TOTALLY take this shot!" was actually a liar. and maybe somewhat inebriated:
afterwards, hop into the party bus reserved in your honor and grab your hottest chick for a cruise down the strip:
make sure to apply a liberal dose of polo:
(blurry again. curses!)
then sit back and enjoy the hottest, most legendary & EPIC lap dance performed in the past twenty years:
delight in the fact that your entire crew is wearing your likeness on buttons:
something along THESE lines:
then rock out to the beats of a great 80's band while people ask to take photos with you:
how do you top off an evening like this?
by getting a mohawk. (i can turn 40. but you will never make me ACT like 40!!!)
stevekemp is a wonderful friend to all of us and takes care of business!