stevekemp's totally radical 80's bash

when you are the man, the myth, & the legend, what do you do for your 40th birthday?


dress up in red spandex and guyliner, naturally:






& you OWN IT. you make it your BIZNATCH.:





then you get a group of your friends together and convince them to dress 80's theme accordingly for the night:








some of them actually may or may not be FAMOUS:






just make sure that they are all willing to look ridiculous and make total fools of themselves:

(just like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to this group, fyi....)




sit at the head of the table for a birthday dinner and reign supreme:




as well as work the adoring crowd surrounding you:




take a group photo and then be miffed that the dude who said, "hey! i have this same camera! i can TOTALLY take this shot!" was actually a liar. and maybe somewhat inebriated:




afterwards, hop into the party bus reserved in your honor and grab your hottest chick for a cruise down the strip:





make sure to apply a liberal dose of polo:

(blurry again. curses!)





then sit back and enjoy the hottest, most legendary & EPIC lap dance performed in the past twenty years:





delight in the fact that your entire crew is wearing your likeness on buttons:





something along THESE lines:





then rock out to the beats of a great 80's band while people ask to take photos with you:




how do you top off an evening like this?



by getting a mohawk. (i can turn 40. but you will never make me ACT like 40!!!)




stevekemp is a wonderful friend to all of us and takes care of business!