three reasons why i love you, my sweet baby mia:
1. for the fact that you are very concerned about putting on your swimsuit and "getting a tan." (btw: she gets that ALL from her father. whom we've nicknamed "the situation" this past year.)
2. that you start every single sentence lately with the words, "can i tell you something?"
3. that you have your mother's natural ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime, anyplace:
p.s. is it wrong that her mother didn't sign her up for kindergarten until yesterday, and school starts tomorrow?
someone call dcfs, STAT!