it's vegas, baby or we stayed at the wynn and watched someone make it rain at tryst

do's and don't's of vegas:

1. do stay with your best friends in fierce hooked-up hotel with a waterfall (we love you wynn)

2. do pack unreasonable amount of shoes (4 pairs) and clothing (4 changes) for less than 24 hrs

3. do eat outside at italian cafe with view of strip and the wynn

4. do make new bff's at concert with inebriated couples surrounding you as they are the most entertainment for your concert dollar (besides the concert itself which straight killed it)

5. don't choose this moment with new bff's for the first discussion (maybe later? okay)

6. don't get into middle of testosterone filled mosh pit appearing at the bottom of the stage

7. do pay 8 dollars for a bottle of water at hard rock hotel

8. don't wait in line for 35 minutes behind 300 other guests for a cab--just make a deal with iranian limo owner and 4 strangers to share a limo back to hotel for 8 bucks each. (yay steve!)

9. don't hesitate to snuggle up with new bff jean in backseat (work it jared!)

10. do sing journey's "don't stop believing" at the top of your lungs with new bff's when limo driver cranks it up (ahh yeahh russ!)

11. do go to swanky nightclub for best people-watching ever. EVAHH. 

12. do see ufc champ "rampage jackson" at booth with lots of ladies--gaze, starstruck and wish you could perform the rear-naked choke hold.

13. do shake it "low, low, low, low...." but dont wear "apple-bottom jeans, and the boots with the fur..." (cuz there are WAY too many girls wearing that outfit already. ohhhhh yes.)

15. do get some good ideas for extreme halloween costumes

16. don't even THINK that your feet aren't gonna hurt like the mother of all hurts. (cuz they WILL)

17. do fall into bed, exhausted, but with "rockstar" vegas weekend" checked off your to-do list!