101 random thoughts

1. i'm ready for fall.
2. but not too much fall--and NOT the cold.
3. if you play with fire, you are gonna get burned.
4. then why is it so fun to strike the match?
5. my sister used to collect all of my brother's toenail clippings in a cup.
6. puffy cheetos are my current favorite.
7. the crunchy kind are not worth opening the bag.
8. i love this album. as well as this one.
9. rbc turns 40 years old in 2 months!
10. i bought 8 boxes of alphabits cereal at harmons the other day.
11. my girls want to buy salted nut rolls every time we hit mr. d's.
12. they make me want to puke.
13. i shake out and fold each pair of jeans when transferring from the washer to the dryer.
14. it's a bit distrubing.
15. i hate cleaning the kitty litter box out.
16. today is a 'comfy clothes' day--nothing binding or restricting!
17. i bought a ped-egg at walmart yesterday.


18. it was on the 'impulse buy' aisle and i TOTALLY FELL FOR IT.
19. i also bought a slap-chop. (even though vince likes hookers.)
20. because it was cheap! (somebody help me.)
21. i want someone to make mia's scrapbook for me. volunteers?
22. gravity is NOT working with me right now.
23. we've been watching breaking bad on dvd.


24. a conservative high school match teacher who decides to start manufacturing meth completely fascinates me.
25. i hate it when people use 's in the wrong place. it irks me to no end. (or should i say 'irk's'?)
26. if i could have only one make-up item it would be lipstick.
27. i LOATHE running.
28. i like things to smell good.
29. if i could visit europe, i would want to go to switzerland.
30. i need to cook more. but i don't really like it. and it doesn't like me back, either.
31. i say REALLY NAUGHTY WORDS sometimes. i need to refrain.
32. i still think zac efron is hot. and i hear "mrs. robinson" by simon & garfunkle playing in the background every time i say that.
33. at times, i think i have adult a.d.h.d.
34. i'll spend a ridiculous amount of $$ on jeans, but don't want to pay more than 20 dollars for a shirt and 30 dollars for shoes.
35. i wish i was having mexican food for dinner. and EVERY meal.
36. i got these cutest nick & nora owl pajamas for mia & madi yesterday on sale for $7.98.


37. i have a very real fear of the dentist.
38. i hate the taste of anything coffee flavored.
39. confession: mindi left a few confessions in confession booth.
40. mindi likes to talk in 3rd person.
41. i think funny guys are sexy.
42. i would shave off 10 years of my life to ALWAYS be at my ideal weight.
43. without having to work at it, naturally.
44. yes, i know that's bat-shizzz crazy.
45. dark chocolate is a waste of chocolate.
46. i haven't worn nylons for over 10 years.
47. peanut m&m's have become a favorite of mine over the past 2 years.
48. i don't like to talk on the phone.
49. which surprises most people who know how social i am.
50. i get burnt out on blogging.
51. my mother-in-law had a heart attack when she found out i pierced kaitlyn's ears at 2 weeks old.
52. it was very 'CATHOLIC' of me, i thought.


53. so, naturally, each one of my girls has had their ears pierced before 4 weeks old.
54. sometimes it makes me mad when a hater leaves an anonymous comment.
55. but then i get a sick, twisted satisfaction when i realize they read almost everything i write in order to hate me.
56. MINDI: 1 HATER: 0
57. i only like to chew green gum.
58. i once saw an adult man next to me at the stoplight pick his nose, look at it, and then eat it.
59. i actually started gagging.
60. i think my 4 girls are the most beautiful, talented, & gifted children in the world.


61. i never took the ACT.
62. i did, however, take the DCAT (dixie college aptitude test.)
63. i never cared enough to find out what my score was.
64. but i like to say it was about a 36.
65. i find joy in popping a really great blackhead.
66. intervention makes me cry.
67. every. single. time.
68. i can take down more diet dr pepper each day than a full-grown man.
69. who drives truck for a living.
70. mindi feels guilt sometimes when she doesn't write a lot of original material for the blog.
71. but not enough guilt to actually do something about it.
72. i've never turned on/operated our lawnmower.
73. and i'm totally okay about it.
74. i can have whole conversations after i've taken my ambien. and not remember a word.
75. i can be a hopeless romantic.


76. but then i can also turn around and totally be 'the guy' in our relationship. (read: insensitive)
77. i haven't joined the pta for the past 5 years.
78. i'd rather send $$ to the school.
79. my stereo in my car is totally ghetto.
80. which pains the music aficionado in me. GREATLY.
81. i can't whistle.
82. i wish i could have someone come in and clean my house weekly.
83. especially my wood floors--i hate to clean them.
84. but i LOVE to wipe down my granite kitchen counters--i do it many times a day.
85. i sometimes like confrontation.
86. wtf?


87. i just picked off all of my nail polish today in sacrament meeting.
88. as well as colored a spectacular picture of joseph and his amazing technicolor coat!
89. i {heart} not doing math.
90. i have never broken a bone.
91. i haven't looked at my google reader in days. it scares me a little.
92. pedicure= HAPPINESS.
93. carmex= GREATER HAPPINESS.
94. i have a heart shaped birthmark on my foot.
95. the kitties are under my computer chair even as i type--i don't want to roll over them.
96. but my sister thinks i should.
97. mindi is SO sick of salads with chicken.
98. i listened to this pink song and actually threw a fist full of glitter in the air the other day.
99. it made me happy.
100. i can't believe i've almost made it~
101. my 10th grade teacher, donny basile, can suck it! ( see? i CAN FOLLOW THROUGH.)