we know schmidt

{elton, vanessa, mindi, & russ--dinner @ dos caminos, the palazzo }

how much fun did we have with my vanessa and her main man, elton? (notice how it looks like vaness and i were on the date in the photo above. which is usually the case with bloggers--why pretend otherwise? ;)

answer? TOO MUCH.


elton & i hit it right off because he's my favorite type of person. (translation: PHARMACIST.)

it also didn't hurt that he came bearing gifts:




i can't tell you how long i've been waiting for somebody to heed my tortured cries for mexican phen-fen......PLUS, the fact that there were 5,000 pills in the bottle AND that they were "manufactured in paco's bathroom in tijuana, mexico", meant that elton would now be my blood-brother for life.

he is also going to help me with my new etsy business selling illegal prescription drugs at five times the street value in cute little decorative containers.

{he just doesn't know it yet.}

(note to self: do NOT try to imitate vanessa's patented "3-quarter turn & pose" pose, because it never works for you. not even a tinsy bit.)

we managed to score some cheap last/last/LAST minute, eleventh-hour tickets to le reve at the wynn, and we were not disappointed.

the best part of the evening, though, was the ultra-fabulous people watching we encountered that night:

clear, 5-inch stripper heels +
shortShortSHORT skank-dress +
alcohol=

DISASTER.

(in the best possible sense!)


thanks to our bff's for a wonderful night~